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@ eab0e756:7ab91f4f
2025-02-26 20:37:36
lol
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-02-26 20:37:36
Specifically Gigi. Apparently he's been inside thousands of people.
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:37:09
Greate Morale Boost.
#whiterabbit
https://video.nostr.build/38bb5e6129eddf6581342ec9fcdafe20824eefc79c845b87613d6cde1d6ebe39.mp4
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@ 32e18276:5c68e245
2025-02-26 20:36:20
Wish i had fiat to buy some btc right now
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-02-26 20:35:43
You two went back and forth there for a while trying to figure out who was inside who first 🤣🤣🤣
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@ 91c9a5e1:e036f832
2025-02-26 20:34:54
it's really what nostr:nprofile1qqs0ulmtcmmn8zmkh0uqmdqz4hn9j5lzpvhj8enw3xpqfd3ucsjnngcpramhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0v3jhyatwdejhyuewdejhgam0wf4szrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqz8mhwden5te0dehhxarj9ejkjmn4dej85ampdeaxjeewwdcxzcm9fma2ah said... I was just trying to "get us organized"
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@ 870cfe16:b993de62
2025-02-26 20:34:01
"Gratitude is a response to generosity, especially to a gift that is freely given. The Persian poet Rumi (1207-1273) found the sun to be a perfect symbol of generosity since, in his words, “its only property is to give and bestow." He wrote, "The sun makes the earth green and fresh and produces various fruits on the trees. Its only function is to give and bestow; it doesn't take anything." Seneca, who wrote around 1,200 years before Rumi, would have agreed with this beautiful metaphor."
(Breakfast with Seneca, A Stoic Guide to the Art of Living, David Fideler)
#photography #philosophy #stoic #mindfulness
https://m.primal.net/PMYK.jpg
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-02-26 20:33:47
https://blossom.primal.net/e6b982a71bb3516178ef7d3b05f8cd89adfcad7df333a8e7a0e5a674595af361.gif
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@ d7adc528:ee85c921
2025-02-26 20:33:21
Seconded. Would love to be able to quote these stats when people bitch and moan about transparency, but need to be able to source them.
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:32:52
Ah Wetherspoons, their pubs still sell £2 pints and each of them have a unique carpet design specific to the building or area it's located.
Here's a book about it:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Spoons-Carpets-Appreciation-Kit-Caless-ebook/dp/B01EYWFTTQ
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@ e2ccf7cf:26c1c8eb
2025-02-26 20:32:47
Hacking bitcoiners on Twitter to advance nostr adoption
https://relay.utxo.one/e3489d3d8d27513f769b72c09d1470da2325fd4c5d3dc0761328cd6c4d97a9cf.jpg
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:31:41
#democrats #obama #trump https://video.nostr.build/5692c7e9a8b40194a7c8d4ced5cf20713e089a51757c5c82df8eb0b8560fdc7d.mp4
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@ a10260a2:caa23e3e
2025-02-26 20:31:24
Looks good. 🤙
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@ cbab7074:f9f0bd61
2025-02-26 20:30:49
Block 885455
10 - high priority
8 - medium priority
7 - low priority
4 - no priority
2 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ 0461fcbe:35a474dd
2025-02-26 20:29:20
In JavaScript, ES Modules carry state. Some other languages just concatenate imports together like it's one large file, but in JS a file can have state. Anyway this lead me down a bad path of treating ES modules like "microservices" in Ditto which made it basically impossible to test anything so I rewrote everything.
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@ 21335073:a244b1ad
2025-02-26 20:27:58
I think that Carl and his ex gf are getting back together.
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:27:42
https://image.nostr.build/34d7741e15077f9d3b1b60a4408c16a6213b7128cb504cffc6d09c1489362140.jpg
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@ 0461fcbe:35a474dd
2025-02-26 20:27:39
I did a big refactor of Ditto that hasn't exploded yet. Basically it's a "librarification" of Ditto, where Ditto has been broken up into multiple smaller testable packages with minimal dependency overlaps. This is the first step towards something I am calling "Ditto Core," which is basically Ditto as a relay only, with high powered search functionality, no Mastodon API, and a weird multitenant thing based on the NIP-85 "Trusted Assertions" proposal.
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:27:31
🤣 🤣 🤣
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:26:48
Feels good man
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@ f9acb0b0:024317ec
2025-02-26 20:26:35
Zeus and Blixt
https://m.primal.net/PMYS.jpg
https://m.primal.net/PMYT.jpg
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@ 958b754a:5c39e88c
2025-02-26 20:26:21
Facts
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:26:19
🤣
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:26:18
#idiocracy
https://image.nostr.build/d01a33df4329666c6861659ee29223dfb0e208c60a4306d12399a8c6ce9e05fb.jpg
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@ 71c63cb8:8e401568
2025-02-26 20:26:17
2 more days before my paycheck comes in
Exciting times to buy sats 😍😍😍😍
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:25:53
I see what you did there 😂😂😂
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:25:13
A couple of times, but I prefer finer foods these days.
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@ 800e0fe3:d8468b0b
2025-02-26 20:24:42
This solving of problems in meat space is now seeing the same bottleneck we have had in software development for a long time: so much is possible, but only enough resources to implement a tiny fraction of it.
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@ 535a8eb6:fd4d47ee
2025-02-26 20:24:36
Ran out of fiat and fingers.
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:24:18
https://image.nostr.build/d137e07d80346a78fcb2b46869094ed5a6a9712fc91163c8e03dc6e439d680a0.jpg
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@ e2ccf7cf:26c1c8eb
2025-02-26 20:23:59
So many Saylor and Trump simps on nostr I think we might be even gayer than bluesky
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@ 6575abb5:04106a88
2025-02-26 20:23:53
Where do these numbers come from?
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@ 99bb5591:a557ca64
2025-02-26 20:23:43
https://media.tenor.com/hYNAzyGbvLkAAAAM/critical-role-crit-role.gif
nostr:nevent1qqsz0hrmwt4prf8xuuj8l7vgj37236z4tujzmuj49j3haakek2vy2tqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygxm2p4gn9lamh98eqhsqd500xd6qh2wjgl7y9lqmcnwwta6lvv8vvpsgqqqqqqslckesa
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@ eab0e756:7ab91f4f
2025-02-26 20:23:26
Did any posts go out like that? I don’t think any did. But maybe they did briefly?
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:23:26
#420
https://image.nostr.build/9bf4818c076b06bef9366d88be1f37c91f339c6dc798ee8d5dd2a5c00e1eeb97.jpg
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:23:21
This:
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/issues/1223
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-26 20:22:42
The BTC price is falling faster than I can keep track of so I'm just going off of the "Decline from ATH" percentage on Clack Moody since it's easier to remember.
https://bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/dashboard/
https://image.nostr.build/46d8539d029ab0b80b1ab40c5bb774c2fd15283385c7bc82c32ad0e7d12fa383.png
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:22:35
I’ve reset the storage, I’ll let you know if it happens again 👍
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:21:40
I'm not sure my BitAxe would survive under water 🤣
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:20:45
I've got to find out about CORS for NIP-05
Instagram and X aren't that bad after all 🤣
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@ 0461fcbe:35a474dd
2025-02-26 20:20:16
I feel that no existing tool does what I want for a git + team chat workflow. I now understand why we should not just have a GitHub clone on Nostr but an entirely new product.
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@ a10260a2:caa23e3e
2025-02-26 20:19:28
Rookie mistake to forget about the dip of the dip!
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@ 99bb5591:a557ca64
2025-02-26 20:19:08
👀
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@ e2ccf7cf:26c1c8eb
2025-02-26 20:18:55
Use, or go into government and campaign to pass laws to remove the legality of your ideals ?
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@ e01819d6:20504efd
2025-02-26 20:18:33
nostr:nprofile1qqsfrjd9ux5hgsg5cmlz6cdwfh5zv2024g8m2t6g9zqf83l8uqm0svsucgpt6 hit this one outta the park and I do hope he will do a pod with nostr:nprofile1qqsxu35yyt0mwjjh8pcz4zprhxegz69t4wr9t74vk6zne58wzh0waycs558km soon on privacy 🫡
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:18:32
Brave with Alby extension, I'll try resetting the local storage.
I've had this issue since day 1, since you launched.
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-02-26 20:17:33
"Once nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc is inside you, it's a special feeling."
- nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:16:42
If I did, then I’ve got Alzheimer’s as well 😂😂😂
Nah, just did a quick google and found it.
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@ 32e18276:5c68e245
2025-02-26 20:15:44
@ tagging works on master
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:15:15
Fun facts
https://image.nostr.build/48db77ea65fd9bf0561bacd53af6b2beca8d9f40248a55899ccd7f1cd657391c.jpg
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@ 50d94fc2:df281d63
2025-02-26 20:15:15
deep links 👏👏👏
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:14:38
FFS 😂 😂 😂
https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/haven-relay-v1-0-0/
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@ 91c9a5e1:e036f832
2025-02-26 20:13:54
It's because you still haven't built the boat that you always wanted
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@ 805b34f7:3620fac3
2025-02-26 20:13:52
hahaha yes
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:13:43
Haven relay, I haven't caught up with Web of Trust or Blossom relays 😩
I'm quitting NOSTR, I just can't cope any more 😂
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@ 91c9a5e1:e036f832
2025-02-26 20:13:22
It doesn't
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:12:51
https://image.nostr.build/f310240fbdae50e7705e1c77792d2627f122e99f6493030af67d5f7bc084b176.jpg https://image.nostr.build/ddb9868b26ec30228b5d68cd704bf46b75d241ab8be6630dc7af75f493263520.jpg
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@ 958b754a:5c39e88c
2025-02-26 20:12:47
When are clients gonna let me preview the video upload beforehand so I can choose to not post it if it compresses it n made it fugly
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@ 91c9a5e1:e036f832
2025-02-26 20:11:43
no, that's original "keep nostr wierd" post that nostr:nprofile1qqswpadlfxyehp8334vt3ags7df2y63r0yaj67p6efhhsze6n8hlt2gpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtck9zugf ushered into existence
nostr:nevent1qqsgypuknzrujw70x36jdgct5u0yxr849hzjy6twh0mmhv5f35utkqguwurrf
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:11:12
You’re just trolling me now 😂😂😂
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@ e2ccf7cf:26c1c8eb
2025-02-26 20:11:11
Twitter is poop
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@ 958b754a:5c39e88c
2025-02-26 20:11:02
Damn the quality came out ASSSSS
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-02-26 20:10:56
You should have at least one paid relay.
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@ c4f5e7a7:8856cac7
2025-02-26 20:10:49
'yield' threw me off when I first heard it. But it's what TradFi like to hear.
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@ eab0e756:7ab91f4f
2025-02-26 20:10:43
Thanks everyone. I think I have the Twitter/X issue at least contained for the moment.
I can’t access it but I don’t think the compromiser can either.
If anyone sees weird posts or DMs from it, please reply here as a heads up if you can.
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:10:39
https://image.nostr.build/55a14aa0fd4663e07dbd9ce9d9b11835502349bb343075a7532bb7756e5b3ca3.jpg
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:10:33
Hey node, how are you buddy?
We’ve just entered the 2010’s here 😂
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@ 958b754a:5c39e88c
2025-02-26 20:10:27
https://m.primal.net/PMXe.mov
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:09:28
https://i.nostr.build/mhbuT9jLZ3tGOz5B.jpg
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@ c4f5e7a7:8856cac7
2025-02-26 20:09:27
https://i.nostr.build/Fsjl7ag91VbkWxgU.jpg
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@ a10260a2:caa23e3e
2025-02-26 20:09:24
This is one of those ship-before-it’s-ready deals. 😂
But yeah, that’s next on my list. For now, I’ll reach out manually to collect shipping details. 🤙
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:08:59
😱
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:08:30
Did you ever try a munchie box in Glasgow? 😂
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@ e4b67f9f:33ea4d91
2025-02-26 20:08:06
Helping and orange pill changes 😉🤏
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:07:45
Hey nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg any chance of ever fixing this?
I run my own relay, see my header, and I paid for nostr.wine so this is never a real error.
https://i.nostr.build/kLnDNI0GnTuWK931.jpg
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@ 1a231e9b:edf7d526
2025-02-26 20:07:26
What does it mean
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@ eab0e756:7ab91f4f
2025-02-26 20:06:28
I know, right?
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-26 20:06:21
Shared on twitter: https://x.com/walkeramerica/status/1894841259769893374?s=46&t=7a36_JCyQK7wTbJBDCieGQ
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@ a10260a2:caa23e3e
2025-02-26 20:06:18
WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU BOUGHT THE DIP BUT #BITCOIN SAYS FUCK YOUR DIP. https://image.nostr.build/0e60c556e1249dbda27861118e12c030513943e2ed56dba64d28de7bb55741f9.gif nostr:note1akr5lzn5fhng6jvjed7eccfvnu7dpm03y0mzymf5mxf9ufwgmmfsg7f6l9
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:05:54
Isn't that the coach to London?
I was thinking more for nights out in Oxford 😂
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@ f9acb0b0:024317ec
2025-02-26 20:05:53
https://m.primal.net/PMXS.jpg
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:03:57
https://image.nostr.build/aed1881c4b93828fc9c29a8900a60158a4bffd9eacd8bb64d3f9d6fdbe850e02.jpg
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-26 20:03:24
Oh ffs I’m sorry Lyn… GOD DAMN THESE SCAMMING SCAMMERS WHY CANT THEY JUST GO GET A FUCKING JOB?!
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 20:02:30
All of them are pro #bitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/4671ea4569db86455f5d0f22435561118199b18fd5971a44921c5ce311d0034c.jpg
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@ 0461fcbe:35a474dd
2025-02-26 20:01:49
I said that slightly wrong, but you get the point. I agree.
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@ 91c9a5e1:e036f832
2025-02-26 20:01:42
> what have I become...
https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 20:01:29
Bizarrely, I'm now going to argue for mixing taps.
Other family members wants different water temperatures, plus you want hotter water if you're going to hand wash pans etc...
If you want cooler water, you can use mixing taps to cool the hotter water.
Damn, I just lost my original argument 😂 😂 😂 😂
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@ 0461fcbe:35a474dd
2025-02-26 20:01:21
Unrelated, but a god cannot be omnipotent if humans have free will. If he can predict the future then he's really creating all these people to slaughter each other on purpose.
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 19:59:19
https://image.nostr.build/3ffc4c55481af06c020e2ced1b445932ae65e4cc786c52431e7d3ae485881c71.jpg https://image.nostr.build/93d268a4b3f1bc2c0716127764abab462356a501c2237c76f97790bbdf071b5d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/080cfe00046b5a40707b84c4de31e93d2964f5e68a20734e000ff178a9f563c7.jpg
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-02-26 19:58:43
A god cannot be simultaneously omnipresent, omnipotent, and all good at the same time.
One of them is false.
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 19:58:17
😂
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-02-26 19:57:44
No, Oxfordshire, we're quite fancy round here as well 😂
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@ e8d66519:784074e9
2025-02-26 19:57:35
🚨 NEW: Questions from the press taken in the first month, various presidents
🔵 Barack Obama: 161
🔴 Donald Trump [2017]: 199
🔵 Joe Biden: 141
🔴 Donald Trump [present]: 1,009
National Journal
https://file.nostrmedia.com/p/e8d66519e43b1214ac68f9f2bdbc4386d41ac66b20c5a260b9b04102784074e9/1188bed371f07df892709f641ca551ed52921fcf0af25ef61bfc766ac0f10de3.jpg
https://file.nostrmedia.com/p/e8d66519e43b1214ac68f9f2bdbc4386d41ac66b20c5a260b9b04102784074e9/e8d72eb5bf769604cb590330f05e6ff8fd1d8290b1a791575ac1bb49dd5cb07d.jpg
https://file.nostrmedia.com/p/e8d66519e43b1214ac68f9f2bdbc4386d41ac66b20c5a260b9b04102784074e9/dcb6b7e3963889782e87a41681e82ccc094f6bd5d1f6d1b6fbc5fd30614ea406.jpg
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@ e651f1b6:776e3685
2025-02-26 19:57:33
😂thanx
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@ 0461fcbe:35a474dd
2025-02-26 19:56:34
Yet he hasn't. Perhaps the Lord is pleased?
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@ 91c9a5e1:e036f832
2025-02-26 19:55:20
not following nostr:nprofile1qqst0mtgkp3du662ztj3l4fgts0purksu5fgek5n4vgmg9gt2hkn9lqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz72agcaj is crime
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-02-26 19:55:13
https://i.imgflip.com/81zke8.jpg
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@ e651f1b6:776e3685
2025-02-26 19:54:34
Privacy is not a crime ✨✌️
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@ 0461fcbe:35a474dd
2025-02-26 19:54:06
I just don't get why he hasn't sent another flood yet.
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@ 29904dc1:f1332910
2025-02-26 19:52:33
https://image.nostr.build/b1228ba10e5ce90a3885ac097d8b24194a3066242791989881594a37d60e296f.jpg