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@ 85035261:a457b1c1
2025-04-29 14:23:37
Explosão no porto do Irão foi provocada por incumprimentos nos protocolos de segurança
O acidente causou 70 mortes. Três dias depois, 22 pessoas ainda estão desaparecidas e os bombeiros estão a tentar extinguir alguns "focos" ativos do incêndio.
https://images.rr.pt/448434021062f7b8fcdd_standard.jpg
https://rr.pt/noticia/mundo/2025/04/29/explosao-no-porto-do-irao-foi-provocada-por-incumprimentos-nos-protocolos-de-seguranca/423429/?utm_medium=rss
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@ 2f29aa33:38ac6f13
2025-04-29 14:11:35
A better node is loading
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 14:11:34
源泉徴収税(税率10.21%・円未満切り捨て)を差し引いた上で請求書を作成しろって言われてるけど、テンプレに「源泉税計算対象」ってあるのはなんなんだ
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@ f240c9c2:6c0c0a86
2025-04-29 14:13:24
吸い会←経験済
飲み会←経験済
コピー会←まだ
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@ 3a73dd64:4e7e1d3a
2025-04-29 14:13:21
GM
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@ 2f29aa33:38ac6f13
2025-04-29 14:09:36
👀
nostr:note1qjhvcuz79snpg4fjlyd42txuy4ux548cyn0amsxwarqcjggmzqtsznplnq
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@ 8125b911:a8400883
2025-04-29 14:13:20
This is the dilemma with the outbox model at the moment. All Jumble can do is wait for all clients to follow the outbox model, though that day may never come. But only in this way can we achieve true decentralization, rather than relying on a few large relays.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-29 14:08:42
Doomed?
More like BLOOMED 🌸
Amazing, we get a 4 year side-by-side comparison of literal socialism and slightly-less-socialism, but with states' rights.
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@ 04ea59bf:c457774d
2025-04-29 14:13:20
Megan the stallion 😉
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-29 14:08:40
Putting this in my stash of stolen memes 😂
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@ c558c7cc:b0b7b89e
2025-04-29 14:13:20
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-29 14:08:27
😂😂😂
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@ c558c7cc:b0b7b89e
2025-04-29 14:13:19
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@ f5f98ba5:edaf39b4
2025-04-29 14:13:18
https://i.nostr.build/CFjkWFVyLPOcuTi1.jpg
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@ d735231e:7e099183
2025-04-29 14:13:17
【[アップデート] Amazon SageMaker Lakehouse がABAC(Attribute-Based Access Control)をサポートしたので試してみました】
[アップデート] Amazon SageMaker Lakehouse がABAC(Attribute-Based Access Control)をサポートしたので試してみました
https://dev.classmethod.jp/articles/amazon-sagemaker-lakehouse-abac-support/
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-29 14:07:31
I know right!!!!
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@ fadc8a20:f5b416a8
2025-04-29 14:13:14
I sorta realized I’m really bad at communicating my work.
Gonna try to post here with my random thoughts
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 14:07:01
鼻水止まったら散歩行きたい
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-29 14:03:17
People sexually attracted to car crashes? What a great idea sir! The public will love this! You’re so edgy! You should get at least 5 Oscars for this. If they don’t give you Palme D’Or at Cannes, I will be extremely surprised. I’ll write a letter to Cannes right now!
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@ 0d97beae:c5274a14
2025-04-29 14:13:14
In the paper, they describe that they effectively use sort of mules to deposit cash into their own bank accounts. So the cash is split distributed and then needs to come back.
The paper is showing that crypto is being used to consolidate it together and get it across borders without the watchful eye of surveillance detecting it and being able to stop it.
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-04-29 14:00:48
Currencies and payment systems you might be able to pay with, for a time, when the Internet goes down and the power is out:
credit cards
offline debit cards
ApplePay, PayPal, Square, etc.
metal coins
cash bills
letters of credit and IOUs
gasoline, vodka, and tobacco
Tide detergent
cashu (maybe, sorta?)
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:59:31
ヨルシカ←→アサデモ
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@ 2b0e1b5a:1d09a8e4
2025-04-29 14:13:11
鶏白湯のスープだけもらいました
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@ 68c90cf3:99458f5c
2025-04-29 14:13:11
Have to consider this. Can you keep Core running while Knots syncs?
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-04-29 13:56:50
Yup. Saw that. I didn’t know it was already in the App Store.
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-04-29 13:51:01
Oof you almost got right 👀 it's hot, maybe you exchanged names ? Sorry, you commented hours ago but I only saw now.
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@ 6b6e19ce:8ed62d3b
2025-04-29 14:13:04
ねなくねは
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@ e8f494d9:fd640bcb
2025-04-29 14:13:07
It's easy to destroy a BLACK MAN because his people will help you do it.
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:47:11
明日は請求書送らなきゃか
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@ dffd3ffc:5ade7be1
2025-04-29 14:13:04
めちゃくちゃ美味しそうな顔(目を見開く)してくるやんとおもった
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@ f2b7c578:9b464193
2025-04-29 13:47:08
OK #xmr crew. Less than a week left for Maple Syrup. Try @xmrbazaar , it seems to work great. Also, I have my Sister's homemade tallow soap there to check out. I also just refigured XMR cost on goods since it went up so much this week.
https://nostr.download/bc91a899a2ea43b16da5ed4f45c788f4d764df0d2824826183c37213b6f340fc.jpg
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-04-29 13:46:23
you’re getting nostr.build integration so you can stop using the default unmoderated cesspool
also emoji reactions, delete notes, nostr connect
nostr:note1hp4ucdqslt47dafqhxl0a5e4xlupd64fqxfk46rl5c3qsrdeu2hqry6dmw
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@ 6b6e19ce:8ed62d3b
2025-04-29 14:12:50
尻のためのストレッチをしました。
尻が感謝を述べています。
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-04-29 13:45:49
Starting to think it's a pattern lol but the best waifus is generally blonde/marfil or blue haired
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@ 645109a0:08ff1e21
2025-04-29 14:13:04
GM nostr may your morning be as bright as you 🧡.
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@ a4132de3:f6b480e1
2025-04-29 14:13:18
Sectarian clashes kill 13 near Syrian capital Damascus
Syria's new rulers continue to struggle to curtail violence against minorities as Druze community attacked.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/4/29/sectarian-clashes-kill-13-near-syrian-capital-damascus?traffic_source=rss
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:43:15
模範的社畜なので勤務開始は11時です
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-04-29 14:12:53
nostr:nprofile1qqsz69cnayy65a0ty2re8dwdfynkyjnd6w0433q5davac43n4h6a06qpzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0r6yts5 is going to transition to an AI-first organization. I don't know what this means for us, but it's provocative and gets the people going.
(This shitpost is a horrible idea. The whole idea behind grownostr.org is facilitating human involvement in growing Nostr. So, maybe we don't have bots takeover that for us just yet 😂)
nostr:nevent1qqs2rk4w02hew2n0h4dyw9qwnj8wh3mgr9tr8yl2l5we4q0hnhjneespz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygqyv87tanzvxd6y8xfj66u0zynfendhejtn44a9pt3k9kcntfr5m5psgqqqqqqslups67
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-04-29 14:12:43
あーそれは多様性だね
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:38:33
しおがえらすぎてeraになった
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@ c3c73212:9fddcb7c
2025-04-29 14:13:08
🌽 Audio Space started! 🌽
nostrbiblestudy
https://cornychat.com/nostrbiblestudy?t=1745935988
#cornychat #audiospace #grownostr
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@ 2b0e1b5a:1d09a8e4
2025-04-29 14:12:37
明日東海道線止まると非常にマズイんですよねぇ
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:37:57
えらい!
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@ 8c592393:5c132608
2025-04-29 14:12:32
飲まない会は行くかもしれない 行かないかもしれない
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@ 669ebbcc:3f3c36b6
2025-04-29 14:12:50
21 sats added! Donate 499 sats to feed the goats! Goats’ ability to thrive in diverse environments makes them one of the most versatile livestock animals in the world.
https://lightning-goats.com
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@ a4132de3:f6b480e1
2025-04-29 14:13:13
Russia dismisses Ukraine’s proposal to extend brief ceasefire to 30 days
Kremlin spokesman slams Kyiv after Volodymyr Zelenskyy says Moscow's brief unilateral ceasefire 'manipulation'.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/4/29/russia-dismisses-ukraines-proposal-to-extend-brief-ceasefire-to-30-days?traffic_source=rss
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-04-29 14:12:28
すべて多様性で切り抜けられる便利な世の中
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@ 554616ac:d22cc997
2025-04-29 13:37:42
Nobody else knows nostr
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@ b544f20d:9f6401f0
2025-04-29 14:12:34
Say what you want, but offline ecash payments seem like the best alternative for internet and power outages.
I know we can use satellites, radio, mesh networks, and even send a PSBT to a friend with an online node. But the average joe will probably benefit from just having a small balance for 15-30 spend.
Also, speed wise, is you need to buy food or gas, ecash is probably faster than sending a USB with a PSBT to a friend in another city.
What do you all think?
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:37:28
しおはお酒飲みましたね????
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@ fe63f4f8:8ba10f09
2025-04-29 14:12:26
鶏白湯めん食うておっぱぃちゃんに無言でニコー😊ってしたことしか覚えてない
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-29 13:36:56
Cute
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@ fe9edd5d:f158913b
2025-04-29 14:12:25
NACK5のジングルが耳に染み付いてきた
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@ 837332c2:85f1e26f
2025-04-29 14:12:29
Good morning Jay
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-04-29 13:36:14
And get exiled I mean deported?
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:36:11
毎回クロップだけど、フェードの高さを変えることで回避している
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@ f0e59458:4afe015e
2025-04-29 14:12:11
も
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-29 13:35:41
Yes. One hour+ of pure retardedness. It explains how to use a condom on a banana.
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@ a4132de3:f6b480e1
2025-04-29 14:13:08
How falsehoods drove Trump’s immigration crackdown in his first 100 days
The US president has invoked archaic immigration laws and even attacked judges who objected to his decisions.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/4/29/how-falsehoods-drove-trumps-immigration-crackdown-in-his-first-100-days?traffic_source=rss
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@ 6b6e19ce:8ed62d3b
2025-04-29 14:12:07
飲まない会
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@ 16897bfa:7f5bac83
2025-04-29 14:12:26
IMHO your chart gives Democracy too much credit
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@ f0e59458:4afe015e
2025-04-29 14:12:03
レポートよく書けてるとほめてみらった
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@ 3dd7026d:5b2a7b8e
2025-04-29 14:12:49
Europe can have all are retarded, ethically challenged "scientists", take them please
https://x.com/R_H_Ebright/status/1916961381439467922
https://media.spinster.xyz/befd2cf2ff61ec209211533d36a246dbeb9e36e4c36c5d08328cd1246b1bd0c9.png
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@ f648d923:820d7bb9
2025-04-29 14:12:24
这个学生是一个10岁的孩子。有钱人的孩子。英语还算不错。他在幼儿园的时候就开始学剑桥幼儿英语课。
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-04-29 13:35:34
🔁
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:33:29
「なんかさぁ〜」
「お前、口臭い」
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@ f8e6c643:03328ca9
2025-04-29 14:12:20
You’re not going to change my mind on this and I’m going to keep hitting back because these are bullshit arguments.
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@ 837332c2:85f1e26f
2025-04-29 14:12:13
Morning Goody - I know! I got so lucky finding this place
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@ fe9edd5d:f158913b
2025-04-29 14:11:58
0:00すぎまで東京~熱海間の運転見合わせって明日仕事の人しぬ
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-29 13:32:50
https://media1.tenor.com/m/fHJTENjJMzwAAAAd/banana-serious.gif
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-04-29 14:11:42
やるしかないんだよねやって死ねばいい
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:31:45
カマキリ?
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-04-29 13:30:50
nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg is there a new TestFlight out there?
The one I was on expired.
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@ 0f401115:d9e8d278
2025-04-29 14:12:09
Agreed on 0 being optimal but for shits and giggles..
West coastland- Cali, Oregon, Washington, BC
Desert SW- Zona, Nevada, NM, Utah
Mountain west- Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Alberta, Sask
Artic circle- Alaska, Yukon, Nw Territories, Nun
Great Plains- Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, SD, ND, Iowa, Manitoba
Great Lakes- Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinoiis, Indy, Michigan, Ohio, PA, NY, Ontario
The SEC- Texas, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Bama, Tenn, Ky, Fl, S Carolina
Mid Atlantic- NC, Virginia, Maryland, WV (no idea where to put them- own country?), Deleware, Jersey
New England and new France- Connecticut, RI, Mass, Vermont, NH, Maine, Quebec, New Bruns, Prince Ed, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland
Hawaii
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@ dffd3ffc:5ade7be1
2025-04-29 14:11:39
素早いリアクション、俺じゃなきゃ見逃しちゃうね
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:29:51
あいつら刃物もってるからどんなときも強気にくるよ
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@ 8c592393:5c132608
2025-04-29 14:11:35
飲み会やだ
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@ 2d417bce:f56911ac
2025-04-29 14:11:27
飲み会して
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@ fe63f4f8:8ba10f09
2025-04-29 14:11:24
ごはんいっぱい食うた記憶しかない
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@ fe9edd5d:f158913b
2025-04-29 14:11:16
東海道線とまってるな
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-04-29 13:29:14
These sound the like great movies. Haven’t watched any of them.
Thanks for the recommendation 🫡
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@ 295973e7:dfe9facc
2025-04-29 14:12:06
Ever felt like you’re talking to a wall? 🧱
“You're shadowbanned, but we can't tell you why.” — Legacy social media, probably.
OmniSocial is different: no hidden filters, no "oops your audience didn't see it," no black box feeds. Chronological by default, community-moderated.
Find your people, speak your truth:
https://omnisocial.dev
#OmniSocial #DecentralizedSocial
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:27:17
今日は子の成長を感じられて良い1日だった
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@ dffd3ffc:5ade7be1
2025-04-29 14:11:12
今日一番飲み会してたのあんずじゃない?
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@ 77b15d1c:900ff77b
2025-04-29 14:12:04
What an interview, every question answered like a true politco. Behind all of the smiling and bubbly banter, sounds to me that 1) USG has completely wrangled/co-opted bitcoin for THEIR objectives 2) they are satisfied with this accomplishment, thus it is longer even a talking point 3) bitcoin: it is a commodity. Did he mention, it is a commodity? (see point 1)
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-29 13:27:00
GM bpg
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@ fe63f4f8:8ba10f09
2025-04-29 14:11:07
殺したかな…🤔
nostr:note1u662ljsyrhmk29ln8m9qnedpl2te7x2zcyczh3s7ulg4cqvwqams3nfvne
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-29 13:23:42
Good morning ✌️🧡
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-29 13:23:11
GM
Both? 😂
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-04-29 13:21:56
🎂🐶🎂🐶
🐶🎂🐶🎂
🎂🐶🎂🐶
🐶🎂🐶🎂
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@ 41797243:bb53ffbf
2025-04-29 14:11:58
https://ollama.com/library/cogito
Good and fast AI model for self Hosted Ollama.
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@ 9c964f04:1ec95863
2025-04-29 14:11:01
のみかいってこわい
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@ b777d6be:39632c57
2025-04-29 14:11:01
🎵か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o') か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o')
瀬戸の海は お母さん
讃岐の山は お父さん
か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o') か~('□')ま~('□')ど~('o')
丸い心は かまどのお菓子
名物かまど
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@ a59c614c:7e1e24b3
2025-04-29 14:12:09
Poison Ivy or Boston Ivy or ???? https://www.allforgardening.com/1275824/poison-ivy-or-boston-ivy-or/ #PlantIdentification #What'sThisPlant
https://media.vive.im/media_attachments/files/114/421/657/041/185/893/original/cafe988d14b75d88.jpg
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@ 184dca27:c63594ee
2025-04-29 14:11:46
Timechain info:
Block height: 894,476
Network difficulty: 123.23T
Next difficulty adjustment(est.): 114.77T
Market dominance %: 60.42%
BTC price per 1K sats($): 0.95
24H median transaction fee($): 0.49
#meme #memes #btc #nostr #plebchain #memestr #pleb #laugh #funny #jokes #primal #serioushumour
Title: hmmm
https://i.redd.it/js14ackspqxe1.jpeg
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-29 13:18:30
🤭
https://media1.tenor.com/m/w1uwU-nBzBAAAAAC/cold-beer.gif
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@ 6e75f797:a8eee74e
2025-04-29 14:11:45
The top-5 have literally turned into wall street podcasts.
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-04-29 14:10:59
Block 894475
4 - high priority
4 - medium priority
3 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-29 13:17:00
Definitely muffin
Good morning ✌️🧡
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@ c558c7cc:b0b7b89e
2025-04-29 14:12:08
🤖 Tracking strings detected and removed!
🔗 Clean URL(s):
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJCG1ypsE3Q/
❌ Removed parts:
?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-29 13:16:54
あれ?復活してるじゃん
https://w3.do/