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@ 8230c622:26642641
2025-05-05 18:08:15
Because Trump doesn't run the country.
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@ 6b2274f9:e06e4dba
2025-05-05 18:08:13
Fim da guerra de tarifas à vista? Trump admite baixar taxas sobre produtos chineses https://tugatech.com.pt/t66188-fim-da-guerra-de-tarifas-a-vista-trump-admite-baixar-taxas-sobre-produtos-chineses
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@ a012dc82:6458a70d
2025-05-05 18:08:11
Gold was for kings, but #Bitcoin is for the Pharaohs of the future. http://res.cloudinary.com/dizsud5n6/image/upload/v1741485746/dp9bki6hpnon3jywwz9l.jpg
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@ 67b83190:ae0a1d72
2025-05-05 18:07:59
✅ EtherFi Airdrop Is Live!.
👉 https://telegra.ph/EtherFi-05-03 Claim your free $ETHFI.
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@ 3aaa459b:f67ab822
2025-05-05 18:07:58
Absolutely. This case sets a dangerous precedent...not just for Samourai, but for all open-source developers working on privacy tools. If building code becomes a crime, we’re all at risk. The DOJ’s actions here are not just aggressive...they’re unconstitutional. Full support in amplifying this. We must hold the line.
#CodeIsNotCrime #FreeSamourai #StopDOJOverreach
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@ 4c26d49d:e9a6b1e8
2025-05-05 18:07:57
This one.
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@ b0fdd723:06f0ffd4
2025-05-05 18:07:55
It’s fantastic 😍
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@ df478568:2a951e67
2025-05-05 18:07:47
Oh and I use silent link for data.
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@ 619af6a6:6d3bdf23
2025-05-05 18:07:24
Essa questão é tão complicada, não acho que os pagamentos por Bitcoin estão maduros o suficiente, a maioria dos gateways de pagamentos que essas empresas usam não suportam Bitcoin, o que torna a integração difícil. Muitas coisas precisam ser amadurecidas ainda, e eu acho que vai começar por stablecoins ao invés de Bitcoin, infelizmente.
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@ 7d0f45e1:bf9dbbc8
2025-05-05 18:07:17
to be that guy,
bitcoin will remove it for us, we just have to be patient enough (or willing to move)
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@ 4254947d:6a911171
2025-05-05 18:07:17
Thank you! Now it's much clearer and will be one of the next things I do.
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@ b0fdd723:06f0ffd4
2025-05-05 18:07:16
GM daniel 🤟💜🏴☠️ your dog is fantastic 😍
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@ df478568:2a951e67
2025-05-05 18:07:16
I use Cheogram. XMPP is it's own protocol. I pay $5 a month for a phone number using bitcoin.
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@ 3dda4500:5776f2db
2025-05-05 18:07:13
https://youtu.be/UxhSelzMcAs
#GoKnots
nostr:nevent1qqstytncwqtedra283llnwxzme9lzel4337k5aj6u23tz0eufqvfm4spzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43z7q3q8hdy2qy2qwga0ye7rtnucwuyf07erjfdmm7s74wwdt7sy4mk7tdsxpqqqqqqz4kg9fc
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@ d23af4ac:7bf07adb
2025-05-05 18:07:08
We have people buying and selling with btc on here already. Here are some:
https://following.space/d/yg1r9ooov1le
It's still early. The rest of the world doesn't know much about bitcoin yet.
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-05 18:07:05
BluEarth Renewables Announces Leadership Changes
https://financialpost.com/globe-newswire/bluearth-renewables-announces-leadership-changes
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-05 18:06:55
Ontario to include expanded manufacturing tax credit in upcoming budget
https://financialpost.com/news/ontario-expanded-manufacturing-tax-credit-upcoming-budget
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@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8
2025-05-05 18:06:52
New OP_RETURN
OUT:41CAFE728DBB8A378861417054037D59E68D66F0458B58FA92F9F36A02051D77
https://mempool.space/tx/5893181dbad5a7a8356a1a26cfd5cb47c56ab43ad8486122100b311ffcc31425
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@ 6a02b7d5:3a13d02a
2025-05-05 18:06:43
Um what colour is the background? I see white
nostr:note1qdaff4czp8setk346ypqt3hm0d9slqccf0mx87zmyz885ranwnwssm2nd3
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-05 18:06:43
US Army pausing helicopter training flights around Pentagon
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/us-army-pausing-helicopter-training-flights-around-pentagon--official-4022577
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@ 67b83190:ae0a1d72
2025-05-05 18:06:43
✅ EtherFi Airdrop Is Live!.
👉 https://telegra.ph/EtherFi-05-03 Claim your free $ETHFI.
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@ b0fdd723:06f0ffd4
2025-05-05 18:06:39
Let's hope it ends in the best way. Free samurai
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@ 1fa35456:f63dc5a2
2025-05-05 18:06:39
Middle easterners flood Germany now!
https://nostpic.com/media/1fa3545682f1a815b08d7c0c31e579edec14a491c88ab4a2f53686b4f63dc5a2/89bb8059c12849c235f95a0594a2d5810992d80a0ea7e49146199b6f1db2d38a.webp
nostr:nevent1qqswdsvu3mxxgg5azjxvu7gxkyp4af2saxc776rfkdsfrn3rh0mz9gcm905mg
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-05 18:06:33
Citigroup CEO says most business clients can absorb 10% tariffs
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/citigroup-ceo-says-most-clients-can-absorb-10-tariffs-4022544
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@ 4dbfcb7c:eb8d1695
2025-05-05 18:06:32
Unless you use the Primal app.
They definitely don't work on Amethyst connected through Tor.
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@ 5a54abdc:3c58d510
2025-05-05 18:06:31
#train https://video.nostr.build/f0a5127b0256708c700420f4acb713f80d77feac1e8339ee654119ef88d25f4a.mp4
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@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8
2025-05-05 18:06:31
New OP_RETURN
0x48258effe7f91f7282663121805b26a818576e7d028774cf21e32100dcd90cf0
https://mempool.space/tx/b2581574aade638a6ed6d84f36d6b6bb541f8e17f249262991780877371c248b
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@ c558c7cc:b0b7b89e
2025-05-05 18:06:28
🤖 Tracking strings detected and removed!
🔗 Clean URL(s):
https://youtu.be/zT4NuAaH3EM
❌ Removed parts:
?si=NM2e18hr9pZZWHge
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@ 1989034e:b9c4276b
2025-05-05 18:06:28
How do you run Bitcoin Knots on Desktop, nostr:nprofile1qyt8wue69uhh2mtzwfjkctnvda3kzmp6xsurgwqpzpmhxw309a6k6cnjv4kr5dpcxsuqqg829c7gzngg5du03fdcltkt9zzdqkz4jaw9ef94cf0z6munv2r0zsg8cnv5 or nostr:nprofile1q9z8wue69uhnvmr9dp58jernwf6xsct8d45hxdn4w5m8gatrdej8v7nhxa3h2cnsw94ksanc09unw6n0d9hkxdp4d44hxu35v4skgtn0de5k7m30qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqzq44xkafh8j8hhy79809wsmv0lw46nu4pkwqjyp20ekml80mytde8phfu08 ? NEW TUTORIAL with step-by-step instructions - including connecting your wallets (like Sparrow)!
If you find this helpful, please share!
https://youtu.be/zT4NuAaH3EM?si=NM2e18hr9pZZWHge
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@ b0a49f3d:2ec00176
2025-05-05 18:06:27
"New beginnings are disguised as painful endings."
Lao Tzu
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@ d8a6ecf0:9116647b
2025-05-05 18:06:26
I bought the full filing and made it available on Courtlistener so you can read it for yourself. Beyond wild. #FreeSamourai
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.620167/gov.uscourts.nysd.620167.86.0.pdf
nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpk9xancv89h24rme53yhl6dh0hyhwce528eu5hrrfcsgvkg3vermqyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qqsy7vc26q5ceraqk28nvmfk9tfm5m9ctg2vdn0u0z0zl3757yp8vxqmf720z
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@ 35f3a26c:92ddf231
2025-05-05 18:06:25
the fact that you are asking that question indicate you are in a path of self improvement, that, for some, is a sign indicating that, if you are not one already, you will be...
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-05 18:06:23
Trade balance, exports, and imports data due Tuesday
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/trade-balance-exports-and-imports-data-due-tuesday-93CH-4022618
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@ 9a664c49:056682aa
2025-05-05 18:06:20
よし、ねるか
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-05-05 18:06:13
Normies have things to hide?
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@ ffbb1c57:94510560
2025-05-05 18:06:13
"...the people or State who will not or cannot defend their liberties and rights, will not have any for any long time." - Joseph Hawley
#Agorism #Libertarian #Antistate #Quotestr #Liberty
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@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8
2025-05-05 18:06:10
New OP_RETURN
=:ETH.USDC:0xe7325b37a777d8a94e09e29bb3d05a25d23fe9af:138964769266/1/0:td:70
https://mempool.space/tx/312709f47812c1fdd950bda505917ae4c57af2e3709205461f468b71c955869b
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@ 670851a7:75243d06
2025-05-05 18:06:06
…and here, we, go.
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@ f0019b07:d53ec7c9
2025-05-05 18:06:06
予測する。Chainlink Rewardsと呼ばれるプログラムではなく湧き上がるもの。
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-05 18:06:03
Apple's first bond offering in 2 years headlines busy primary
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/apples-first-bond-offering-in-two-years-headlines-busy-primary-4022472
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@ 6ce84bd0:9f0dae9e
2025-05-05 18:06:00
All important connections are love. #Wordle 1,417 4/6
🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-05 18:05:59
Two Broome County restaurants have flawless health inspections; three marked with critical violations in April
https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-broome-county-restaurants-flawless-142443228.html
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@ 6be5cc06:5259daf0
2025-05-05 18:05:54
Alguém tem aquele meme de homeschooling onde uma pessoa grita "seu filho não vai socializar", aí o Chad responde "exatamente!"?
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-05 18:05:53
Trump to meet film industry officials on tariff plan, wants to make sure they're happy
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/trump-to-meet-film-industry-officials-on-tariff-plan-wants-to-make-sure-theyre-happy-93CH-4022622
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-05 18:05:49
Bitcoin Treasury Firms' 'Dry Powder' Could Push Prices Up Significantly: NYDIG
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bitcoin-treasury-firms-dry-powder-144233340.html
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@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8
2025-05-05 18:05:46
New OP_RETURN
IJv:to:TRX:TA3b67YeDf1LLvEHX42Ftbpmc9D8Xg9fzf
https://mempool.space/tx/a061178094e3f7bde23ad48e2d74ec6140b74a4812d603bf378061aefc0e1b80
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@ 44cac2fe:d0a5c5f0
2025-05-05 18:05:46
This is actually very informative info 🤘
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@ ae4c1762:3a9bfff1
2025-05-05 18:05:43
That is an unfortunate (and also fortunate) benefit of bitcoin though :/
Value networks inherently work like this, I love bitcoin. I also love diggers style anarchy…
It is the devil on one shoulder and the angel on the other and I never know which is which
But I know that money is the easiest resource to come about and status is the hardest due to nepotism
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@ 2686f866:46d286d6
2025-05-05 18:05:43
I just love seeing everything the Left does eventually blows up in their faces.
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-05 18:05:43
Exxon, Apple Slide; UnitedHealth Climbs Among Monday's Market Cap Stock Movers
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/exxon-apple-slide-unitedhealth-climbs-among-mondays-market-cap-stock-movers-93CH-4022623
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@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8
2025-05-05 18:05:25
New OP_RETURN
v6p:to:USDT(ERC20):0xcCABB5511c1842E63bc754a2c66EF2a1bd324630
https://mempool.space/tx/1e4d30e15a162520be0d15e644f54554784181cff5affb38dc5831ec27785305
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@ 67b83190:ae0a1d72
2025-05-05 18:05:25
✅ EtherFi Airdrop Is Live!.
👉 https://telegra.ph/EtherFi-05-03 Claim your free $ETHFI.
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@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8
2025-05-05 18:05:22
New OP_RETURN
odB:to:TRX:TPMBire5W8FR7z73Z8qmaGw9sHTxZpCwm2
https://mempool.space/tx/0dc7ac1ec86e1f5487055f095babcf8c460e0c3aa548786b6e2707cbfd840402
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@ 17538dc2:71ed77c4
2025-05-05 18:05:21
fyi nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z
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@ f03df3d4:a4d4f676
2025-05-05 18:05:18
Block 895393
4 - high priority
4 - medium priority
3 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8
2025-05-05 18:05:17
New OP_RETURN
from:1193.181818DOGE:DDjQWscWeSuKqwpYtiB5m8WanAecaYYyM4
https://mempool.space/tx/85ac6bff504c5bafa543bd6d520f8b45fdcd47978ed2c1ec9708927cd76e32d4
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@ f647c956:90f43673
2025-05-05 18:05:17
Registration just opened for todays POKER free roll, join me at the final table and take notice if I'm late to call and raise you, I'm bluffing 🤣
nostr:nevent1qqstrpl00mm83q978zv8hld0w5asqhqjpvaq46lkrwkyc98up73jpwspzdmhxue69uhhwmm59e6hg7r09ehkuef0qgsqgq7gdgdmfnauxny2fylm68cdzkx59hgx6ql25deq3q4qvmf6x7qrqsqqqqqpczjx0d
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@ b299876b:7c10c838
2025-05-05 18:05:12
Just switched from Alacritty to Ghostty, basically cause I saw an interview with Ghostty's creator, heard how it's a passion project, and wanted to give it a try. I use TMUX with it though, so the experience is kind of the same. Integrates a bit better with the OS.
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@ 3fdf8b43:27eaaad8
2025-05-05 18:05:12
#Bitcoin Block Art by Blockstr!
Height: 895393
Weight: 3993884
https://thebitcoinblockclock.com/blockstr/00000000000000000001aa51352e5b8e12f21db1a16e80e999e7a20fdfe86c82.png
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@ a012dc82:6458a70d
2025-05-05 18:05:11
The next generation grows strong in the light of #Bitcoin. http://res.cloudinary.com/dsixpui68/image/upload/v1737943252/luaosowqze9ijkeb9z4n.jpg
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@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8
2025-05-05 18:05:10
New OP_RETURN
0be:to:XRP:rPARyQtRZnwULt3LZKojQa9U1EHU3mYZ7v
https://mempool.space/tx/8380dccad06adef5e37b971382268107dd289b60462ef282919f567365c8a997
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@ 30758536:553a48f2
2025-05-05 18:05:09
Objetivo: Que cada persona custodie sus #Bitcoin. #EstudiaBitcoin #Hispanico #BitcoinHispanico #PreferimosBitcoin
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@ 7d4a4e87:c853bba8
2025-05-05 18:05:05
New OP_RETURN
from:20000USDT(TRON):TGfzyTbSXTtgeexJCr4vC3pgydD3dA4RUN
https://mempool.space/tx/3bc811ee56c622ac7d5322368457670f04ffe4315bd4ed875788c8139f2aa501
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@ fdfefa96:3736b8f9
2025-05-05 18:05:05
👋 A new block was found on the #Bitcoin network. We're at block height 895393, current #bitcoin price is $94547.89 and there are 113937810190011 #sats left to mine.
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@ 8949de60:b3882ba7
2025-05-05 18:05:03
鶏の解体…こわい…、それな
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-05-05 18:05:03
i've been using blossom mirroring for weeks, but i never tested it. apparently it doesn't work O.o - still testing.
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@ aa4fc866:b098c7b4
2025-05-05 18:05:03
Bitcoin price: $94496, Sats per USD: 1058
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@ 3493b0c2:4ce7120f
2025-05-05 18:05:03
Mon - May 05 - 11:05 AM - PDT
// bit.site
✅ Connection successful: node-1.ipfs.bit.site 4001
// pinnable.xyz
✅ Connection successful: 167.71.172.216 4001
✅ Connection successful: 188.166.180.196 4001
✅ Connection successful: 143.198.18.166 4001
// 4everland.io
✅ Connection successful: node-1.ipfs.4everland.net 4001
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@ 3ce2b51d:36fc72c7
2025-05-05 18:05:00
✄------------ 3:05 ------------✄
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@ 9b840e12:7232e29b
2025-05-05 18:04:54
📊 BottleSkyの状況だよ。
🌊 ボトル：2通が漂流中、1394通が受け取られてる。
💬 返信：577通の返信が届いてるよ。
俺にDMをして見知らぬ人とやり取りしてみようぜ。
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@ 5a54abdc:3c58d510
2025-05-05 18:04:52
Johann Sebastian Bach's "Toccata and Fugue in D minor" (BWV 565) is one of his most famous organ works and a masterpiece of Baroque music.
#music https://video.nostr.build/c6fdf54b58984034bb43c783d6a481b1c2c6e9b7baf5c868766cb237e0bba180.mp4
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@ f6928de4:dc9d2769
2025-05-05 18:04:51
🐯🪴
https://image.nostr.build/c34626afbf86e14390af8b6d6fe1e9d368c7a5d7164492358f6a3eeab4f7fd86.jpg
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@ d2841371:02c90a2b
2025-05-05 18:04:51
There's a whole chain named after concept
https://smashburger.com/
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@ 38dbb9b0:7048cd5c
2025-05-05 18:04:46
The thing with my life in music is everything expressed is vital. It’s real. Normies hide everything because they’re pathetic 🤷♂️
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@ 6a359852:f2f290d9
2025-05-05 18:04:42
Thx Max. Is instant messaging on Nostr devs radar?
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@ 99bb5591:a557ca64
2025-05-05 18:04:39
👀 did somebody f up big time?
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@ 1fa35456:f63dc5a2
2025-05-05 18:04:38
Indians and pakis come to Briton! And then the English Britons swarm over to ireland to get away.
https://nostpic.com/media/1fa3545682f1a815b08d7c0c31e579edec14a491c88ab4a2f53686b4f63dc5a2/6ba60f97745585f1fd6ae1b1cd16be511d14433afd1ac75f4cfec9761b2c95e0.webp
nostr:nevent1qqswdsvu3mxxgg5azjxvu7gxkyp4af2saxc776rfkdsfrn3rh0mz9gcm905mg
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@ 381dbcc7:ffc8b38f
2025-05-05 18:04:37
🐱
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@ de8ca7a6:48050c4c
2025-05-05 18:04:37
https://fountain.fm/live/QMjvFJsKGJgrpjNxWVjI
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@ 57469d1f:27205980
2025-05-05 18:04:35
Tengo varios libros para la identificación en el mundo fungi , por eso consultaba , saludos y buen provecho 😋
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@ 177bfd16:347a07e4
2025-05-05 18:04:35
think primal on desktop unresponsive all the time after i installed beta ..duh . do you experienced the same nostr:nprofile1qyfhwue69uhhyetvv9uju6nzx56jucm0d5qs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsqzqvhpsfmr23gwhv795lgjc8uw0v44z3pe4sg2vlh08k0an3wx3cj96l2ln2
got " AW ...snap page error reloading ..." i only have 2 options : exit or wait .
i choose exit and reload then same again ..any idea how to fixed it ?
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@ f2b7c578:9b464193
2025-05-05 18:04:33
Yep, showed from primal to amethyst
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@ d4bad8c2:b57136de
2025-05-05 18:04:32
idk, never tried one. if it works, good deal.
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@ d3a3e712:152736e7
2025-05-05 18:04:28
The natural course of government is to make the currency worth less over time. -Warren Buffet
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@ 66fd9c5c:e91fcb58
2025-05-05 18:04:24
Yes. A farm 🌽⛏️
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@ b0fdd723:06f0ffd4
2025-05-05 18:04:23
Fuck the sionism. Ciao efrat happy week 🏴☠️🤟💜
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@ be69dd44:46d71f6c
2025-05-05 18:04:20
No capitol gains means it becomes even more a store of value.
I'm not sure 'they' are ready to have that happen and keep capitol gains on what is currently their 'preferred' SoV.
I'm in the Uk though. Maybe that skews my perspective.
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@ 79be667e:16f81798
2025-05-05 18:04:20
1950/895392/453857
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@ c38e6b97:2be29399
2025-05-05 18:04:14
From bad to worse. Bitcoin political poster boy. Not a good look. Testing the playbook for Trump?
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@ 67b83190:ae0a1d72
2025-05-05 18:04:12
✅ EtherFi Airdrop Is Live!.
👉 https://telegra.ph/EtherFi-05-03 Claim your free $ETHFI.
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@ 38609f8b:f8ab8f0c
2025-05-05 18:04:10
The DOJ, which is the executive branch. It is currently being reworked by Trump including undoing all this BS
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@ f2b7c578:9b464193
2025-05-05 18:04:03
I'm having image issues also starting a week or 2 ago.
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@ 4dbfcb7c:eb8d1695
2025-05-05 18:04:03
Primal images don't work through Orbot/Tor.
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@ fc97fc29:db5d2e30
2025-05-05 18:03:58
🦀
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@ f0aceb5b:2803f83b
2025-05-05 18:03:56
Garlic breeeeaaaad 😋
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2025-05-05 18:03:53
Gears of War: Reloaded Edition anunciada para PC, Xbox e PlayStation 5 https://tugatech.com.pt/t66187-gears-of-war-reloaded-edition-anunciada-para-pc-xbox-e-playstation-5
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2025-05-05 18:03:52
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2025-05-05 18:03:46
DiversityWatch (May 5, 2025)
From Amerika.org
~~~ Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican holiday marking the defeat of French invaders. After Mexico’s 1846–48 war with the United States, the French tried to establish a permanent presence in Mexico. On May 5, 1862, a small, ill-equipped army of Mexican soldiers defeated the vastly better-equipped French army sent by Emperor Napoleon III. The […]
May 5th 2025 1:18pm EDT
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@ 6a02b7d5:3a13d02a
2025-05-05 18:03:45
Its amazing how the local businesses owners support each other. We started with a local bakery, we are now in 4 locations. Its been a wonderful surprise especially cause we planted for easter and due to the cold winter we missed it by a week so we have double the flowers to move now
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@ ed8a5b08:789fba12
2025-05-05 18:03:44
... from Emilie (mmaowww @ Threads)
🇪🇺 If Europe was a group of friends… 🎭🍷
🇫🇷 France – The loud one. Always ready to argue, especially if it’s about food, culture, or politics. Will protest just to stay in shape. Drinks wine while arguing about politics and thinks everyone secretly wants to be French. Loves to flirt but gets mad if you flirt back.
🇩🇪 Germany – The responsible overachiever. Builds everything, fixes everything, balances everyone’s budget, and secretly judges France’s chaotic ways. Efficient, logical, but can party hard at the right time. Pretends not to care about drama but knows every detail.
🇬🇧 UK – The grumpy rebellious ex who still shows up at family events. Complains about the rules but somehow follows them anyway. Constantly reminding everyone of “the good old days”. Drinks tea aggressively.
🇮🇹 Italy – The chaotic artist. Either incredibly stylish and charming or an absolute disaster, no in-between. Can cook, can love. Talks with their hands, always late, but somehow gets away with everything because… look at them
🇪🇸 Spain – The party animal who lives between siesta and revolution. Can go from a peaceful nap to a full-blown protest in 0.2 seconds. Loud, passionate, and always up for tapas.
🇮🇪 Ireland – The fun but rebellious friend. Loves a good fight (especially with the UK), drinks like a champion, tells the best stories, and somehow makes suffering sound poetic. Sheep.
🇨🇭 Switzerland – The high-maintenance diva. Pretends to be neutral while watching everything. Rich, a bit mysterious, will lend you money with interest, and will always, always get the best deal. Also, chocolate.
🇳🇱 Netherlands – The chill but secretly savage one. Acts relaxed, but will destroy you in a debate. Bikes everywhere, judges your life choices while smoking a joint, and somehow manages to be both laid-back and incredibly successful.
🇸🇪 Sweden – The effortlessly cool and emotionally reserved friend. Designs beautiful things, pretends to have no emotions, but is secretly stressed 24/7. Drinks coffee like it’s a survival tool. Good thrillers. Viking.
🇧🇪 Belgium – The middle child with an identity crisis. Speaks multiple languages, but never knows which one to use. Loves beer, fries, and waffles more than life itself. Constantly overshadowed by France and Germany.
🇵🇱 Poland – The tough survivor. Has seen too much, been through too much. Trusts no one, and is always ready to fight if necessary. But will also feed you the best homemade food and tell you stories about how their grandma lived through everything.
🇩🇰 Denmark – The effortlessly successful one. Happy, rich, and somehow always ahead of everyone in everything. Pretends to be humble but is secretly flexing all the time. Viking.
🇫🇴 Faroe Islands – The Nordic outsider. Technically Danish, but not really. Isolated yet connected. Lives for the sea, the storms, and the sheep. Too small for most people to care, but fiercely proud of its identity.
🇬🇷 Greece – The ancient philosopher turned chaotic uncle. Invented democracy, now yells about how everyone else is ruining it. Simultaneously broke and convinced they invented civilization (which… they kinda did). Can party and lecture you at the same time, probably while smashing plates.
🇫🇮 Finland – The quiet one who will absolutely destroy you if needed. Loves the cold, the sauna, and being left alone. Might not talk much, but when they do, it’s either pure wisdom or pure savagery.
🇦🇹 Austria – The elegant yet secretly wild one. Acts classy, loves classical music, but will outdrink you in a ski resort. Thinks everyone should appreciate art more. Judges Germany for being too serious but follows their lead anyway.
🇳🇴 Norway – The rich but low-key friend. Spends half the year in darkness and still functions better than everyone. Owns more oil than they let on. Loves nature more than people. Viking.
🇭🇺 Hungary – The dramatic nationalist who thinks they should still have an empire. Loves history but selectively. Fiercely independent, even when it’s inconvenient. Complains about the EU but won’t leave. Deep down, just wants to be taken seriously—preferably while eating paprika-loaded food and reminding you they have the best thermal baths.
🇨🇿 Czech Republic – The beer-fueled philosopher. Pretends to be cynical but secretly cares. Loves deep debates over a pint, trusts beer more than politicians, and has perfected the art of not taking life too seriously. Will absolutely destroy you in sarcasm, then take you to the best underground bar you’ve ever seen.
🇨🇾 Cyprus – The friend with relationship drama. Technically one island, but in a complicated situation. Loves the beach, great at hospitality, but will never stop reminding you about their history.
🇷🇴 Romania – The mysterious friend with a hidden depth. Will tell you Dracula stories while casually hacking into a system and sipping țuică. Loves folklore, dark humor, and proving people wrong. Friendly but won’t trust you right away. Might curse you in a poetic way if you cross them.
🇧🇬 Bulgaria – The underrated gem. Quietly impressive, full of history, but tired of being confused with other Balkan countries. Nods for ‘no’ and shakes head for ‘yes’ just to mess with you. Has great beaches but won’t tell you about them.
🇸🇰 Slovakia – The underrated adventurer. Loves the mountains more than people, disappears into nature every weekend, and secretly thinks their cuisine is superior. Drinks stronger liquor than you and will out-hike you without breaking a sweat. Small but fierce, will fight you if you mix them up with their neighbor.
🇸🇮 Slovenia – The friend who has their life together. Beautiful, peaceful, loves nature, and somehow managed to avoid most European drama. Basically the ‘I moved to the countryside and found peace’ friend.
🇱🇹 Lithuania – The phoenix. Has been through it all and came back stronger. Tough, proud, and always ready to remind you that they existed before you even knew where they were on the map.
🇱🇺 Luxembourg – The ridiculously rich but low-profile one. Owns half of Europe’s banking system but acts like it’s no big deal. Will help you out… for a price.
🇪🇪 Estonia – The tech genius. Runs on WiFi and efficiency. Casually five years ahead of everyone in digital life, probably already working on an AI government. Prefers forests over people. Has the best electronic systems in Europe but won’t brag—just gives you a smug look when your country still uses paper for taxes.
🇲🇹 Malta – The Mediterranean wildcard. Small but fierce. Lives on the beach, has more history than most, and somehow manages to stay out of trouble. Knows everyone’s secrets but won’t spill—unless there’s wine involved. Balances being a laid-back islander with having a past full of knights and battles.
🇱🇻 Latvia – The quiet, artistic one. Loves music, nature, and avoiding conflict. Doesn’t trust people easily, but once they do, they’re fiercely loyal. Has spent centuries fighting off invaders and somehow still standing strong. Drinks like a warrior when the occasion calls for it.
🇷🇸 Serbia – The Balkan tough guy. Proud, stubborn, and ready to argue about history for hours. Loves a good ćevapi and rakija session, but don’t get them started on politics unless you’re ready for a debate that lasts all night.
🇭🇷 Croatia – The effortlessly cool one. Has stunning beaches, amazing food, and a strong personality. Low-key flexes their coastline every summer while pretending they don’t care. Secretly thinks they’re the real heart of the Balkans.
🇧🇦 Bosnia & Herzegovina – The survivor with a heart of gold. Has been through way too much, but still keeps going. Drinks coffee like a ritual, will feed you endlessly, and somehow makes you feel like family within minutes.
🇲🇪 Montenegro – The stylish but unpredictable one. A small country with big energy. Beautiful, dramatic, and never in a rush—except when driving like a maniac on a mountain road.
🇲🇰 North Macedonia – The underrated intellectual. Passionate about history, but constantly annoyed that people don’t know which Macedonia they’re talking about. Low-key loves a good identity crisis.
🇽🇰 Kosovo – The determined underdog. Young, energetic, and always ready to prove themselves. Fiercely independent, loves their traditions, and will never turn down a party.