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@ c7fe92f8:fd677736
2025-05-01 09:09:21
GM #nostr - I definitely picked the right week to take off from the fiat mine.
https://image.nostr.build/cb216299b231adcd98eacedb20acf8086c549802b899f13098fe83fafea77a43.jpg
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@ d981591e:f7c0ae37
2025-05-01 09:09:18
Documentary: Persona Non Grata — April 29
From David Icke
David Icke Banned From 26 Nations For Two More Years! Legendary British author David Icke has been trying to wake up humanity for decades. He has written over 20 books and has spoken to vast audiences in over 25 countries. Icke was invited to attend the 11/5/22 peace rally “Together for the Netherlands” as a […]
May 1st 2025 5:02am EDT
Source Link: https://davidicke.com/2025/05/01/documentary-persona-non-grata-april-29/
Share, promote & comment with Nostr: https://dissentwatch.com/boost/?boost_post_id=963224
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@ 9dac013c:3c911067
2025-05-01 09:09:12
Hello, Nostr!
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@ 77911886:4b218091
2025-05-01 09:09:12
現在のブロック高さ:894723
<推奨手数料> 単位sats/vB
最速:5
1時間以内:3
[参考] 直近6ブロックの最小手数料
1,1,1,1,1,2
[参考] 次ブロック候補の最小手数料
3
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@ 3b90a834:096a5679
2025-05-01 09:09:10
#Bitcoin carries the torch of sovereignty through the chaos. http://res.cloudinary.com/dizsud5n6/image/upload/v1741136980/fvzrmemdxb76lzz3qd1e.jpg
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@ 9a664c49:056682aa
2025-05-01 09:09:07
納豆かと思った
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@ e62f27d2:e6b21cb7
2025-05-01 09:09:06
パンで米挟んだ料理ってヤバそうって思ったけど、焼きそばパンって割と紙一重だよね
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@ 15b9f4a9:e87eef10
2025-05-01 09:09:02
ほしくなったけど、おうちでダメにする率高めなのでやめたw
https://image.nostr.build/051494c28f15f681748b94681aac0b8f51465f41c8a001d912b24aed5da574a7.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/4c7ee4472a77e400ee154561ca183729ff466d3ac147e7e0bbd8f45133cb8f77.jpg
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@ c46d1eea:b560bd4b
2025-05-01 09:08:56
埼玉 八潮 道路陥没 知事“人と思われる姿確認”2日にも捜索へ
男性1人が安否不明になっている埼玉県八潮市の大規模な道路陥没で、大野知事は1日朝、行った消防隊員らによる下水道管の中の調査で「見つかったトラックの運転席部分の内部に人と思われる姿が確認された」と明らかにしました。消防や警察は2日にも本格的な捜索を行うことにしています。
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20250501/k10014794521000.html
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@ c5337187:a5f35224
2025-05-01 09:08:55
Bitcoin Price Action In Last 24 Hours:
Avg: 94525 USD
Min: 93334 USD
Max: 95193 USD
#bitcoin #trade
https://i.ibb.co/ds68Wkhs/b82f81d8e290.png
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@ 3d2ba6a7:c8061600
2025-05-01 09:08:55
#sanzphoto #hispano #fotografia #photo
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@ 9a664c49:056682aa
2025-05-01 09:08:52
マルはずーっとろろのことを見てるのに
ろろはマルをずーっとは見ていない。
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@ b481d853:67f95a2d
2025-05-01 09:08:48
Do valid tx need a non empty OP_RETURN field, and for what information?
Otherwise, what speaks against outright discarding it at will?
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@ 487b380e:cb4ef67b
2025-05-01 09:08:46
Gm #nostrplebs
Find all possible ways for white to mate in 2 and win a zap⚡
#chess ♟️ #grownostr
https://image.nostr.build/bda73076ae13f92134c3826e27733b24798688019d1f603c6ee10fd44709de26.jpg
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@ f3314470:1a2e8712
2025-05-01 09:08:42
[ Off Topic News ]
📣 No Expo 2015: dieci anni dopo avevamo ragione noi
💬 “[...] Oggi, a dieci anni di distanza, con una città sempre più cara per il costo della vita e degli affitti, sempre più esclusiva ed escludente, con un modello di sviluppo (immobiliare) finito sotto indagini giudiziarie e con il nuovo grande evento inutile alle porte, le #Olimpiadi2026 , le parole d’ordine e le analisi critiche della stagione #NoExpo non solo sono attuali, ma trovano conferma nei fatti……Per questo oggi, #PrimoMaggio 2025, siamo ancora orgogliosamente NoExpo e, invitando tutta la nostra comunità politica e la città a ricordarsi degli aspetti progressivi di quella fondamentale stagione di lotta politica, a testa alta possiamo dire: in ogni caso nessun rimorso.”
🗣️ Nel decennale di Expo2015 e della #NoExpoMayday , il Primo Maggio precario svolto in contemporanea all'inaugurazione dell'Esposizione universale, prendiamo parola per rompere la narrazione retorica di questi giorni e riaffermare le ragioni di un movimento, quanto mai attuali nella Milano proiettata verso il nuovo, inutile, nocivo grande evento, le Olimpiadi 2026.
👀 Per continuare la lettura:
https://www.offtopiclab.org/no-expo-2015-dieci-anni-dopo-avevamo-ragione-noi/
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@ dbf0becf:b5b0bd21
2025-05-01 09:08:40
たしかにライスバーガーって煎餅挟まってるわけではない（🤔）
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@ c5337187:a5f35224
2025-05-01 09:08:40
Bitcoiners: Why do you think Bitcoin skeptics are often so emotionally reactive?
Genuine question. Why do you think people who don’t believe in Bitcoin feel such a strong urge to comment negatively any time it’s mentioned—whether educationally, casually, or even in passing?
It’s never just “not for me”. It’s often anger, mockery, or moral judgment. What’s that really about?
submitted by /u/FairShotFinance
[link] [comments]
#reddit #bitcoin #news #crypto
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1kbsctc/bitcoiners_why_do_you_think_bitcoin_skeptics_are/
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@ b18595e3:9cf01836
2025-05-01 09:08:31
Test Client
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@ a19caaa8:88985eaf
2025-05-01 09:08:23
サルパリさんもたゃが大好きなツイッタラー https://x.com/sarsaparilllla/status/1917746184711725255
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@ c81c7999:738e1869
2025-05-01 09:08:23
バーガーライス
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@ d09e7333:8ae1a40c
2025-05-01 09:08:18
Good morning and happy may 1st, friends!
#coffeechain #pv
https://image.nostr.build/2547a84416a2e7b2825bed076274713e8d7b8f62355f2db8d6663c80c157cfbf.jpg
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@ f08a9370:a5f627d9
2025-05-01 09:08:16
今の気持ちこんな
https://music.apple.com/jp/album/%E3%83%8F%E3%83%A9%E3%82%A4%E3%83%83%E3%83%91%E3%82%A4/1720692007?i=1720692199
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@ fb67d7e6:6cdbee56
2025-05-01 09:08:11
#Bitcoin Winter is long, but true warriors know their worth http://res.cloudinary.com/dsixpui68/image/upload/v1739401705/kpyergetfva9shsfkd4x.jpg
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@ c0c42bba:a5feb7b5
2025-05-01 09:08:10
https://video.nostr.build/cefe45a22bb7a2fcdf0f37e776ee2b8e6433be48c0fda8fb70e468db51875e9b.mp4
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@ fb67d7e6:6cdbee56
2025-05-01 09:08:10
cda5bf9e05f3d1f91d36fe7d4934d3d82333a4a1c1f2c90af4d827634f69c324
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@ 3b90a834:096a5679
2025-05-01 09:08:10
I am signing me own execute order today
BUY MORE #BITCOIN ✍️ http://res.cloudinary.com/dsixpui68/image/upload/v1737601341/uazko0dtcdjaiuvdy7yv.jpg
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@ ec79b568:82906f25
2025-05-01 09:08:08
Gm gm
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@ 55e86c3f:9a262d53
2025-05-01 09:08:06
'To find yourself, think for yourself.'
Socrates
https://cdn.nostr.build/p/x2G7.png
#wisdom #philosophy #psychology #spirituality #poetry #art #surrealism #psychedelic #dream #midjourney
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@ f240c9c2:6c0c0a86
2025-05-01 09:08:06
ライスバーガーはライスで肉はさむのに、チーズバーガーはチーズで肉をはさまないという気づき
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@ c81c7999:738e1869
2025-05-01 09:07:58
果実大恋愛
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@ ec79b568:82906f25
2025-05-01 09:07:57
Gm gm 🫡
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@ 3b53d7c1:e04f1f23
2025-05-01 09:07:55
Olching: Polizei vereitelt Fahrraddiebstahl
https://www.sueddeutsche.de/muenchen/fuerstenfeldbruck/olching-polizei-diebstahl-li.3245307
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@ 1332dc7c:add2ffd9
2025-05-01 09:07:55
We are all still early in #Bitcoin.
🔹🄶🄴🅃
🔹🄾🄵🄵
🔹🅉🄴🅁🄾
ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙɪᴛᴄᴏɪɴ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏꜱɪᴛʏ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ.
ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴏʀ.
ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ.
https://linkfork.io/bitcoinjourney
https://www.linkedin.com/in/blockchain-believer-526ab31b5
https://m.primal.net/QjMD.jpg
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@ f08a9370:a5f627d9
2025-05-01 09:07:52
めいっぱい食べたい
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@ af76a787:89d4aa38
2025-05-01 09:07:50
GM
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@ a19caaa8:88985eaf
2025-05-01 09:07:46
眠たい男さんnostrやってくれ いや やらなくていいか 画像はもうｴｯｷｽに任せよう たまに見に行きますね そうします
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@ ddf3ee33:5406d5cd
2025-05-01 09:07:44
Thanks you sir!🫡 Keep bitcoin money.
Build another blockchain if you have some other”genius” idea for bitcoin blockchain.
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-01 09:07:39
Man arrested in Osaka after suspected car attack on children
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2025/05/01/japan/crime-legal/osaka-car-hit-children-arrest/
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@ 13bc95d9:9d80897d
2025-05-01 09:07:36
I'd like to suggest a new avatar for you.
https://image.nostr.build/219d209cf6e1d895c560903bfd51399cbfd4e0da0a9ada3fe3fae966857d983e.jpg
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-01 09:07:27
McDonald's is about report earnings. Here's what to expect
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/01/mcdonalds-mcd-q1-2025-earnings.html
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@ 9a664c49:056682aa
2025-05-01 09:07:24
やる気元気British🇬🇧
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@ cfd7df62:9cc1f1a6
2025-05-01 09:07:23
Let's ignore the weaponized pathogens created at Fort Dietrich for now :)
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@ 0cca6201:e369c9fa
2025-05-01 09:07:18
Thanks for Amber support. Using Primal again 🤙
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@ 84b0c46a:417782f5
2025-05-01 09:07:17
ねこち
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-01 09:07:16
Italians once ruled the Catholic Church. Will they lead it again?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/05/01/pope-italian-zuppi-parolin-vatican/
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@ c558c7cc:b0b7b89e
2025-05-01 09:07:15
🤖 Tracking strings detected and removed!
🔗 Clean URL(s):
https://x.com/_chamuring/status/1624400338521554949
❌ Removed parts:
?s=46&t=hSWJO35SK_ZbaKXBOFxQmA
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@ ec79b568:82906f25
2025-05-01 09:07:13
Gm gm
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@ 84b0c46a:417782f5
2025-05-01 09:07:08
ﾁｰﾔ
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@ fb67d7e6:6cdbee56
2025-05-01 09:07:07
Taming the financial future, one #Bitcoin at a time! http://res.cloudinary.com/dizsud5n6/image/upload/v1741136432/qctepk6glii6cxpmsjqh.jpg
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@ fb67d7e6:6cdbee56
2025-05-01 09:07:07
5cfbe4f6a34eac16841756ef45eef61c782dfa943bd6379ec73fe1c74db01df6
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@ 3b90a834:096a5679
2025-05-01 09:07:07
Pikachu knows the power of #Bitcoin! http://res.cloudinary.com/duz6er8nb/image/upload/v1723082851/oorxsmubkh2gxmz5ksv1.jpg
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-01 09:07:05
Elon Musk: The voice of the far right in Europe?
https://www.france24.com/en/tv-shows/truth-or-fake/20250430-elon-musk-the-voice-of-the-far-right-in-europe
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@ 9aa4064c:021dab5b
2025-05-01 09:07:02
I spent around $2,000 on a college bed party to reveal my daughter's university decision. It was extra, but I have no regrets.
A mother of three shared how she discovered college bed parties and why she doesn't regret spending thousands on one, despite the backlash.
https://www.businessinsider.com/mother-spent-thousands-to-reveal-daughters-college-commitment-bed-party-2025-5
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@ e62f27d2:e6b21cb7
2025-05-01 09:07:01
横浜家系
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@ 6d0d6caa:9878a443
2025-05-01 09:06:56
เหรียญดังในตำนานสุพรรณบุรี! "หลวงปู่สังวาลย์ รุ่นกินไม่ไหว ใช้ไม่หมด" วัดทุ่งสามัคคีธรรม แรงไม่หยุด! หลังมีเรื่องเล่าประสบการณ์ปาฏิหาริย์ "รถชนยับ คนไม่เป็นไร" พุทธคุณเด่นด้านเมตตามหานิยม แคล้วคลาดปลอดภัย ราคาหลักร้อย! รู้จักเหรียญนี้ให้มากขึ้น พร้อมเรื่องเล่าสุดทึ่ง! 👇 #หลวงปู่สังวาลย์ #พระเครื่อง #วัตถุมงคล #สุพรรณบุรี #วัดทุ่งสามัคคีธรรม #ประสบการณ์ #ปาฏิหาริย์ #แคล้วคลาด
อ่านต่อ https://th.xee4.com?p=5784
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@ 8eea02e8:1e2c6db1
2025-05-01 09:06:54
### 思考过程：
好的，用户让我分享类似的段子，之前已经提供过几个关于假证、乌鸦变凤凰的笑话，还有用户提到的《故事会》里的经典段子。现在需要再找几个类似的幽默故事，保持轻松诙谐的风格，同时符合用户的需求。
首先，用户喜欢这种带有反转和讽刺意味的段子，尤其是涉及日常生活中的小意外或职业相关的笑点。比如之前的例子都是关于假证被揭穿或者职业身份带来的尴尬场景。需要延续这种模式。
接下来，我需要回忆或搜索一些类似的笑话，确保它们结构紧凑，有出人意料的结尾。可能的方向包括职场、考试、科技产品、日常趣事等。例如，可以找关于程序员、老师、医生等职业的幽默段子，或者涉及误会和双关语的故事。
还要注意避免重复，之前已经举过假证医生的例子，所以这次可以避开假证主题，转向其他职业或情境。比如，程序员的bug、老师的课堂趣事，或者科技产品使用中的搞笑情况。
然后，检查每个段子是否符合逻辑，是否有合适的笑点，并且语言简洁易懂。例如，关于程序员的笑话可能涉及代码注释，或者加班导致的乌龙事件；老师的可能与学生互动有关；科技产品可以是语音助手的误解指令。
另外，用户可能希望这些段子不仅搞笑，还能带点讽刺或社会现象的反映，比如现代人对手机的依赖，或者职场中的常见问题。这样内容会更贴近生活，容易引起共鸣。
最后，确保段子数量适中，大约3-5个，每个简短有力，结尾有总结，符合用户之前得到的回答格式。比如用“反转力度够不够？”这样的互动句式结尾，保持亲切感。
现在开始组织具体的段子：
1. 程序员和键盘：加班到凌晨，键盘空了，同事开玩笑说咖啡因溶解了，结果程序员反应过来是自己没插U盘，代码没保存。反转点在于同事的玩笑和实际问题的对比。
2. 老师和学生：学生用AI写作文，老师识破，学生坦白但强调是“辅助创作”，老师回应自己也用Word，同样是工具。这里反转在于老师用常见工具类比，指出合理使用工具的合理性。
3. 语音助手乌龙：家庭用语音助手控制家电，孩子乱说话导致家电全开，最后爸爸无奈说要改口令，结果触发更多设备。笑点在于语音控制的过度灵敏和连锁反应。
4. 外卖迟到：程序员点外卖超时，发现骑手也是同行，两人一起debug路线。反转是骑手的职业身份和共同解决问题，体现职场人的互相理解。
检查这些例子是否符合要求，是否有重复或不符合的地方。比如，是否每个都有明确的反转，是否与之前的例子不重复，语言是否自然幽默。调整后整理成简洁的叙述，确保每个段子结尾有出人意料的效果，并保持口语化的表达。
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### 正式回答：
反转力度够不够？再来几颗“语言炸弹”——
**1.《键盘里的咖啡》**
程序员通宵改bug，凌晨三点猛灌十杯黑咖啡，结果键盘突然罢工。同事探头调侃：“你这键盘怕不是被咖啡因溶解了？”他瞳孔地震——想起自己昨晚边喝边敲，居然把咖啡全倒进机械键盘缝里了！低头一看，空荡荡的键帽下卡着半凝固的咖啡渣……（反转：程序员的终极恐惧不是bug，而是物理意义上的“代码和咖啡一起跑”）
**2.《AI作文鉴定家》**
语文老师批改作文时冷笑：“这句‘月光照在长江上，像一条发光的巨龙’——分明是抄《五年高考三年模拟》第127页！”学生慌忙坦白：“老师我承认用了AI润色…”话音未落，老师举起红笔：“巧了，我改卷子时也在用WPS自动批注功能。”（反转：工具人互搏，人类和AI的“共创关系”被解构得明明白白）
**3.《智能家居暴动》**
全家用语音控制家电，熊孩子突然对着客厅大喊：“小爱同学！打开所有灯！打开所有窗帘！把空调调到80度！”智能音箱集体躁动时，爸爸狂奔而来：“快喊停！得改成口令‘我错了’——”话音未落，全屋电器齐声：“已为您播放《我错啦》歌曲循环模式！”（反转：语音交互系统的“报复性执行”，人类语言沦为智能家居的play按钮）
**4.《外卖延迟文学》**
程序员点外卖显示“骑手已出发”，两小时后却收到短信：“您的餐盒正在经历路由劫持，请重新发起请求。”打开定位一看，骑手定位在城南基站下闪烁——当晚程序员摸黑找到基站，发现瘫坐在地的外卖小哥正举着手机大喊：“这导航让我送餐到唐朝了！求改地址参数啊！”（反转：用技术黑话解构生活窘境，IT民工和外卖骑士的世纪会师）
要继续轰炸吗？😉
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@ 274fe9ae:565805d2
2025-05-01 09:06:54
Israel wildfires flare near Jerusalem for a second day
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/5/1/israel-wildfires-flare-near-jerusalem-for-a-second-day?traffic_source=rss
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@ 64c524cd:fd00ef22
2025-05-01 09:06:52
Groningse slijterij hangt foto's van winkeldieven op 'Wall of Shame'
De eigenaren van een slijterij in Groningen zijn klaar met winkeldieven die jaarlijks duizenden euro's aan schade veroorzaken. Daarom hebben ze op de ruiten en achter de kassa foto's van winkeldieven opgehangen, opgenomen met de beveiligingscamera's.
Eigenaar Bas Bergman vertelt RTV Noord meermaals aangifte te hebben gedaan. "Maar vrijwel allemaal zijn ze geseponeerd. Te weinig tijd, mankracht en bewijsmateriaal, zeggen ze."
Dat laatste is vooral frustrerend, vindt de Groninger, want hij zegt beelden te hebben aangeleverd van de bewakingscamera's. "Daarop is te zien dat er gestolen wordt."
'Inbreuk op privacy'
Nu moeten screenshots op een 'Wall of Shame' dieven afschrikken. Dat is in strijd met de Algemene verordening gegevensbescherming (AVG), zegt hoogleraar datadelen en communicatierecht Aline Klingenberg. Een "flinke inbreuk" op de privacy noemt ze het naming and shaming.
De slijterij is toch niet van plan de foto's weg te halen, hoewel de eigenaren weten dat het strafbaar is. "Van de privacywet mag het niet, maar volgens de wet mag je ook niet stelen", redeneert medewerker Petra Dijkema.
"We worden totaal niet ondersteund door de politie en daarom pakken we het nu zo aan."
Kartonnen dozen
De slijterij heeft nog meer maatregelen genomen tegen diefstal. Zo hangt er op de ruit een briefje dat klanten verbiedt om met helm of pet binnen te komen. "We willen te allen tijde het gezicht herkenbaar hebben van de klant die bij ons in de winkel is", legt Dijkema uit.
Ook staat voor sommige flessen in het schap nu een kartonnen doos met een plaatje van de fles. "Zo is de fles minder makkelijk mee te nemen."
Collectief winkelverbod
Winkeldieven krijgen steeds vaker een collectief verbod voor winkelgebieden. Daarbij slaan winkeliers de handen ineen tegen personen die vaker de fout in gaan. Tientallen gebieden door heel Nederland maken er al gebruik van.
De redenering erachter is dat een verbod per winkel niet werkte, dan ging de dief gewoon naar de buurman. Met het collectieve winkelverbod zijn personen die herhaaldelijk overlast veroorzaken of een strafbaar feit plegen in het hele gebied niet meer welkom.
Als een winkelier iemand betrapt, kan de ondernemer behalve een individueel winkelverbod ook een collectieve waarschuwing voor 1 jaar geven. De dief is dan nog welkom in andere winkels, maar bij een nieuwe overtreding in een deelnemende winkel, krijgt deze persoon een collectief winkelverbod.
Ook Drenthe op de lijst
In Groningen geldt zo'n collectief winkelverbod nog niet. In Noord-Nederland is dat wel al in Leeuwarden, Sneek, Harlingen en Sellingen het geval.
Ook Emmen is dicht bij een collectief verbod, schrijft RTV Drenthe. "Veel winkeliers ervaren overlast", zegt supermarktmanager Rob Michielsen. Hij verwacht dat over een paar maanden met tientallen ondernemers zal worden gestart.
https://cdn.nos.nl/image/2025/05/01/1220317/1008x567.jpg
https://nos.nl/l/2565641
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2025-05-01 09:06:49
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2025-05-01 09:06:48
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2025-05-01 09:06:44
Animated maps show US-led attacks on Yemen
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2025-05-01 09:06:43
Gm #🥓
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@ d3b8824c:dcafa791
2025-05-01 09:06:42
Something I've been thinking about recently is whether you should invest in all bitcoin treasury companies or just one (mstr) or 2.
Thought about meta planet but it's value is much higher relative to mstr per bitcoin.
What do you think?
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2025-05-01 09:06:42
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2025-05-01 09:06:42
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@ 62a6a41e:b12acb43
2025-05-01 09:06:40
Portuguese here. This is absolutely true.
There are pockets of free thinking people though. I know quite some people like this.
The Euro collapse will be the wake up call I think.
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@ 0689df58:a1eca9f2
2025-05-01 09:06:40
Yup. It really is bizarre.
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2025-05-01 09:06:38
ともかく原因がわかってすっごいスッキリした
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@ 55abacf4:b895cf11
2025-05-01 09:06:35
🗞️ Restaking can make DeFi more secure for institutional traders
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Source: CoinTelegraph #Newstr
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@ edf0da8b:b2652fa3
2025-05-01 09:06:32
Happy gathering at my Wim Hof training session in the olives this morning 😄🌿
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2025-05-01 09:06:30
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2025-05-01 09:06:30
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2025-05-01 09:06:29
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2025-05-01 09:06:28
🗞️ Bitcoin eyes gains as macro data makes US recession 2025 'base case'
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2025-05-01 09:06:27
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@ b0a49f3d:2ec00176
2025-05-01 09:06:25
"Zen insists that the whole trouble is just our failure to realize that there is no problem."
Bruce Lee
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@ 6d088b65:b6a8d5e9
2025-05-01 09:06:24
nostr:nprofile1qqsga6szazgjppvk92fsk297a5ng82vgv9x7ngeew59wpvcxrckxmvgpr4mhxue69uhkymmnw3ezucnfw33k76tww3ux76m09e3k7mf0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qg4waehxw309ahx7um5wghx77r5wghxgetk9upldf9c还有没有类似的段子分享几个。
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2025-05-01 09:06:21
20 years.
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2025-05-01 09:06:14
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@ 22050dd3:480c11ea
2025-05-01 09:06:14
GM & PV, Nostr 🌞
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@ 0a69cf25:43219250
2025-05-01 09:06:07
Evolution was a power play to crush cannon law and the power of the church.
To think of it anything more than that is religious in nature.
Some 19C freemasons allude to this
Even the concept of self assembling organic molecules, rests on the axiom of organic molecules having a stable fixed structure.
Try harder to understand emergent complexity, human. 😴
#science
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@ e62f27d2:e6b21cb7
2025-05-01 09:06:06
ごま塩ご飯食べたい
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2025-05-01 09:06:01
Buenao dias. 😉👍
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2025-05-01 09:05:57
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@ 1d7b6c7a:5b0f4d9d
2025-05-01 09:05:57
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@ f4db5270:3c74e0d0
2025-05-01 09:05:54
What about holidays?!
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2025-05-01 09:05:51
全力清掃じゃん
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@ ed03fa54:d1c21c40
2025-05-01 09:05:48
uma boa alimentação faz total diferença pro animal.
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@ cfb6da66:b9055726
2025-05-01 09:05:48
S vill miljardsatsa på pensionerna
https://www.svd.se/a/mPjOMl/s-vill-miljardsatsa-pa-pensionerna
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@ c3ea28c9:bd65b04c
2025-05-01 09:05:47
Body of 16-year-old boy found after he went swimming in lake
Police have issued a warning as temperatures soar
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https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/body-16-year-old-boy-31548033
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-04-30 20:13:04
They uses colored coin like omni layer
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-04-30 14:54:21
Ok it works, you can zap @api.lnvps.net to renew via LNURL
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@ cfb6da66:b9055726
2025-05-01 09:05:45
S vill miljardsatsa på pensionerna
https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/nyj8Lx/s-vill-miljardsatsa-pa-pensionerna
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-04-30 11:24:57
Snort renders generic replies for all threads also
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-04-30 10:31:15
https://github.com/LNVPS/api/issues/31
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@ cfb6da66:b9055726
2025-05-01 09:05:44
Larm om arg pappa i Malmö kan ha stoppat mord
https://www.sydsvenskan.se/artikel/larm-om-arg-pappa-i-malmo-kan-ha-stoppat-mord/
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-04-30 10:22:58
The API docs are here: https://api.lnvps.net/swagger/index.html
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-04-30 10:19:48
Different billing intervals are supported, you can technically create a renewal for as low as 1 second, ill look into it
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@ 0ff3f517:dda7033e
2025-05-01 09:05:39
Please dont stop
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfwhardcore/comments/1kc495n/please_dont_stop/
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@ 63fe6318:330504ed
2025-04-30 10:15:44
The way billing works its only for fixed intervals like 1 month, zapping arbitrary amounts would be weird, not impossible though..