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@ ynniv
2025-02-11 23:49:48
ELON
It's like, it's like choice, it's just beautiful,
okay. Like four hours I'm just messing around in
there. Finally I figure out, that it's the Treasury.
Right, okay wait, okay, so it's the Treasury. This
morning, I look in the paper, some bloated government
dinosaur called USAID spit out seven thousand pink
slips into the middle of the street.
TRUMP
That's kinda cool.
ELON
That was me. That was me. I did that.
BANNON
You did this using DOGE.
Elon takes a sip from his Diet Coke and just nods,
with a big grin on his face.
STONE
What are you, stoned or stupid? You don't shut down
USAID using DOGE, you'll get nailed by the CIA. Where
are your brains, in your ass? Don't you know anything?
TRUMP
Stupid, man. It's universally stupid.
ELON
You guys always think I should know everything, and
you never tell me anything.