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@ Olive Grove Eggs
2024-08-22 13:21:06(Not open yet!)
Order your eggs here.
Having studied Bitcoin, we get inflation better than most. Donald Trump said exactly that. Something along the lines of "You Bitcoiners understood inflation was coming way before everyone else. And here it is." Inflation is the hidden tax.
Our inflation-busting eggs will be delivered within 48 hours of being laid. Usually from the previous day.
To secure our customers the best prices, fixed for several months at a time, we need to keep our overheads low. We aren't going to skimp on feed, it's the key to the health of our hens and the quality of our eggs. It is however the biggest line item for us. So the more feed we can buy at a time, the longer we can hold our prices.
The biggest expense after feed is cost of delivery. We have to deliver smart.
Our ordering policy:
We ask customers to commit to a minimum order of 3 month's eggs, and pay for them up front. We can also offer to hold prices for 6 months and 12 months on that basis.
Minimum order size is 1 dozen a week per customer, or 1 dozen every two weeks. You can order more than 1 dozen per week or per two weeks. Commercial customers ordering a minimum 3 dozen per week can expect a discount.
You can recharge your account any time, in 3 month blocks.
We deliver every day to a drop-off store in various towns and villages around the area. Mostly fruit and veg stores who are participating in our local circular economy scheme. The store owners aren't earning anything from handing out the eggs, but hopefully you will support them and the community scheme by buying quality products from them.
See the list for when we drop off in your village or town.
Reminder about deliveries. We will send you a reminder on Whatsapp the night before the drop off.
Pick up your eggs from your store on the delivery day. You must show the QR code on your phone to the store owner so they can remove 1 dozen eggs from your account before handing them to you.
If you cannot pick up on the regular day, ask a neighbour to pick them up for you. You should forward them your QR code via Whatsapp so they can show it to the store owner before they receive the eggs.
Keep it simple
I have run a very small scale version of this. It works if you are happy to receive the same amount of eggs every week and you don't ask us to drop off extra eggs or change the day just for you.
If we don't have a rigid system, we cannot possibly keep on top of things and keep the prices steady and be reliable.
Thanks for your support and understanding.