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@ Filou
2025-05-08 21:53:17
🔥 THE SAT(OSHI) OF SPREADS: A HODL BUTTER REVIEW 🔥
I’m still in awe how good the nostr:npub1uzt238htjzpq39dxmltlx60vxym9fetk9czz6kddq6fhvkf4z3usy9qtrh Hodl Butter is. 😋 Amazing stuff. This is not your grandma’s pecan butter. This is a small-batch, maple-infused miracle crafted from carefully hand-sorted, perfectly roasted Southern pecans.
Twist off the lid and you’re hit with a deep, earthy aroma—perfectly toasted nuts 🥜, cinnamon and black pepper chained to a decentralized drizzle of sweetness. The texture? Silky smooth. Creamy yet complex, with bursts of pecan richness, subtle maple notes, and a protein-powered core strong enough to rebalance your entire fiat diet.
You don’t eat Hodl Butter—you onboard your tastebuds.
Swirl it into oatmeal. Drop it on pancakes. Drizzle it over ice cream. But the real move? Go full degen: Spoon to jar, no middlemen! One bite, and you're quoting Austrian economists and demanding your salary in sats.
Hodl Butter is monetary rebellion in a jar. A culinary call to self-custody. A flavor so rich, Jerome Powell would try to regulate it.
Final verdict?
11/10. HODL the butter. #worththesats 💯
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