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2025-05-14 16:42:28
LDS Theologians Confirm Apostates Will Be Sent To Outer Darkness Where There Is Only Weeping And Imagine Dragons (Satire)
From The Babylon Bee
SALT LAKE CITY — A letter issued by the First Presidency of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has clarified what lay members have long suspected: that upon death, apostates will be sent to outer darkness where there is only weeping and the sound of Imagine Dragons.
May 14th 2025 12:31pm EDT
Source Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/lds-theologians-confirm-apostates-will-be-sent-to-outer-darkness-where-there-is-only-weeping-and-imagine-dragons/
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