@ old and nuked SF - Pleb Royale (with cheese) account
2023-11-08 15:52:34
#nostr #obsidian #testing #longform
### Please ignore this post!
Ok, hopefully the last test you are free to ignore. Sry folks! Slowly hoping to figure out more on how to correctly interface with the nostr ecosystem. If you see me doing something stupid or not within etiquette, please kindly inform me so I can improve. Thank you!
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# The following is just dummy tekst to test Long Form content.
## Do a flip!
I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Okay, I like a challenge.
Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. She also liked to shut up! **Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.** _I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike._ As though!
### Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!
Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. Bender, we're trying our best. One hundred dollars. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
1. I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.
2. Hey, whatcha watching?
3. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!
### Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.
With gusto. Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.
- With gusto.
- Can we have Bender Burgers again?
- Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial?
No! Don't jump! I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!
Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Who are those horrible orange men? Really?! You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Soon enough. Really?! I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense.
Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? You know, I was God once. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? I don't want to be rescued.
Look, last night was a mistake. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Noooooo! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." Large bet on myself in round one. I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.
When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. It must be wonderful. Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
A sexy mistake. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. You lived before you met me?! You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.