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@ StackinBeets
2025-05-09 16:39:16
Mom came to visit me today, she joined me in my garden where I was listening to a podcast.
(Slightly parodied)
Mom: Whatcha listening to?
Me: A debate on something that could greatly affect the future
Mom:
Me: it's about Bitcoin
Mom: Ofcourse
Me: They're trying to remove the limit on OP_return and make it unconfigurable.
Mom:
Me: That would mean bad actors can store as much arbitrary data as they please.
Mom:
Me: Arbitrary in the sense of non-monetary
Mom:
Mom: Oh, monetary means money right?
Me: Yeah!
Mom: ... nice and sunny out here huh?
Me: it sure is
So tomorrow's mother's day over here, I'm giving her a card that the future world thanks her for giving birth to someone who became a bitcoiner lmao. She's just gonna see it as arrogant and deluded but idgaf, it's the truth and I will convey it. Guess I'll add a few "thanks for being a mom" type of shit.