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@ Fort Nakamoto
2025-04-29 14:47:38
🚨 BOUNTY BRIEFING: 10,000 SATS FOR THE WORLD’S FIRST TACTICAL BITAXE STAND 🔫⚒️⚡️
Imagine this:
You pull out your Bitaxe Gamma from a gun holster.
Set it down on a base that looks like an M4 receiver.
LEDs flicker. Fans spin.
Hashrate deployed. Enemies demoralized.
No more boring little 3D-printed tripods.
We want a stand that says:
“I mine blocks and chew bubblegum—and I’m all out of gum.” 💥
Bonus points if it folds, clicks, or intimidates lesser hardware on sight.
🏰 Fort Status:
We endorse this mission.
This is the intersection of DIY, DCA, and D-E-F-C-O-N.
Let the printers go brrr.
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