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@ The Pink Panther.
2025-02-15 11:02:37
I don't think I've ever crashed through the front door in such specular fashion😳. One of my most embarrassing moments (That i remember absolutely nothing about) was about 25 years ago, I had to move back in with my mum. I'd been out drinking. Woke up in the morning. Breezed into the living room the morning after.
Mum: "Can I have a word"
Me: "Go on"
Mum: "Last night I woke up at about 2 in the morning as I heard a bit of noise, you were stood, naked, at the top of the stairs, weeing down them, i had to put you back to bed"
Me: "😳😳😳😳😳😳"