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@ asyncmind
2025-02-26 00:44:32
Why Every Programmer Should Wear High-Vis (And Get ALL the Ladies)
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Listen up, nerds. You’ve been doing it all wrong. Sitting in your dark little coding caves, rocking ironic t-shirts and hoodies like it’s still 2008. Meanwhile, Chad the construction worker is out there, in broad daylight, wearing high-vis—and guess what? The ladies LOVE IT.
Why? Because high-vis isn’t just a safety measure—it’s a status symbol. It says, “I do real work. I am a vital part of society. If I don’t show up, things literally collapse.” You know what collapses if you don’t deploy on time? A startup’s burn rate, and no one cares about that.
But imagine this: You stroll into the office in a bright neon vest. Suddenly, everything changes.
Confidence Boost: You don’t just think you’re essential. You look essential. The receptionist sees you and assumes you’re here to fix something important.
Alpha Energy: High-vis means you operate in dangerous conditions. Traffic. Heavy machinery. Production servers running in debug mode.
Command Respect: People step aside for a man in high-vis. Ever tried crossing the street in a GitHub hoodie? Pathetic. Put on high-vis? Cars stop. Even SQL queries execute faster.
Female Attention: High-vis is primal. It triggers a deep evolutionary response. Women instinctively recognize: “This man survives hazardous conditions. He provides. He protects.”
But wait—won’t my dev team laugh at me? Maybe at first. Until they see your Tinder matches skyrocket. Until they watch your pull requests merge themselves out of sheer admiration.
So go on, embrace the high-vis life. Be seen. Be desired. Be the dev the world needs.