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@ Farley | Retired Fortune 10 ☕
2025-05-19 13:52:26
Better than any coffee, tea, or hot chocolate.
Red God’s Wrath
BASE INGREDIENTS
1 cup coconut milk (full-fat, like the gods intended)
1 tbsp raw cacao powder (or ½ tbsp if you fear the darkness)
1 tsp goji powder (Himalayan fury, dosed wisely)
1 tsp unsulphured molasses (even non-blackstrap slaps)
OPTIONAL ASCENSION ADD-ONS
Pinch of cayenne (for vascular fireworks)
½ tsp maca (Incan stamina layer)
1 tsp raw honey (bee bribes for sweetness)
HOW TO BREW
Warm coconut milk gently (don’t boil—sacrilege).
Whisk in cacao + goji until no clumps (smooth as a shaman’s lie).
Stir in molasses (it’s the molten core of this elixir).
Pour into a chalice (or mug, if you’re humble).