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@ asyncmind
2025-05-22 04:05:23
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“Nocoiner” sounds like a medieval profession.
You know—like leech collector or flat earth cartographer.
These are the same people who called the internet a “fad,”
then used Facebook to tell us Bitcoin is a scam.
They trust the government to manage money…
but won’t trust math.
They fear Bitcoin’s volatility,
while living paycheck to paycheck in a fiat death spiral.
They scream “Tulips!” every bull run
and Google “What is inflation?” every crash.
They bought three NFTs in 2021
and now think they’re qualified to lecture on monetary policy.
Nocoiners read The Economist like it's scripture
and cite Warren Buffett as if he didn’t miss every major tech trend since Netscape.
They’ll tell you “Bitcoin uses too much energy,”
as they stream TikTok on four devices powered by a coal grid
and microwave fish in the office kitchen like war criminals.
They say Bitcoin will never work because
“the government will ban it”—
the same government that can’t ban weed
or fix the pothole on their street.
And somehow, they still think they’re the rational ones.