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@ b799e60f:07815677
2025-05-23 03:50:25
My friend, to the state, I’m basically the final boss of freeloaders. Basically an elite-tier African immigrant living off the system with style. I’m not just a parasite… I’m the parasite’s parasite. Bureaucracy feeds me like I’m royalty.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m a businessman. I build, I create, I hustle. But when it comes to the state, I flip the script. I handle the system like it’s my personal assistant on minimum wage. Meanwhile, they want everyone else to be their loyal little cash cow bitch. Endless compliance, endless taxes, and not even a thank you. We are nothing but slaves for the state, unless they start treating us like clients. Because we are. Aren’t you paying their salary?
I’m living the taxpayer-funded dream. Come aboard. With enough of us gaming the machine, maybe (just maybe) the government will finally be forced to treat people like clients instead of livestock. I mean, I’ve already survived half a century… and I plan to coast through the rest on bureaucratic irony.