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@ Sherri_Ingrey
2025-02-25 22:53:41
"Bearing in mind that the beaus will be queuing round the block to woo Gigi, perhaps she should bite the bullet and think of the dosh. This is what I would look for in a man if it were I in this position:
He is off sex permanently and severely allergic to Viagra
He is so honourable that he insists on drawing up a will that leaves every penny of his fortune to me, and we open a joint bank account
Because I will be a recovering lesbian in need of daily therapy, he understands that my time will be taken up with back-to-back Hasbian Anonymous groups and I will barely be home. Often the sessions will be organised as overnight retreats with other women fighting similar demons
In order to ease the difficult transition for me from lezzer to housewife, he agrees to behave in a manner conducive to my former life, such as coming with me to women's tennis tournaments, KD Lang concerts and films about lesbian couples buying turkey basters in Ikea, in which we cry and argue every Saturday afternoon
He will be suitably attired in classic lezzer wear such as a tool belt and singlet at all times
He buys several cats and allows them to sleep in the bed" https://juliebindel.substack.com/p/what-should-a-lesbian-look-for-in?r=1rgnmt&triedRedirect=true