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@ Fort Nakamoto
2025-04-03 16:48:54
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TIME DILATION REPORT: “SUDDENLY” STILL BUFFERING 🚨
🕰️ CURRENT STATUS:
• Gradually = 14 years and counting
• Suddenly = 3 blocks after you rage-quit Twitter and go touch grass
• ETA: Between your third cold storage audit and your fifth existential crisis
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• “Suddenly” is just what we call the moment your uncle asks how to buy sats
• Yes, it happens during your lifetime… but only if you’ve DCA’d enough to earn it
💡 NEW RULE: “Suddenly” always arrives five minutes after you capitulate and sell 0.05 for gas money.
⚡ Zaps = temporal anchors
⏳ Time = block-based illusion
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Timechain therapist since Genesis
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