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@ Farley | Retired Fortune 10 ☕
2025-04-26 00:03:51
My last scroll for now.
MAX KEISER: THE BITCOIN SHILL WHO SOLD HIS SOUL FOR VOLCANO BONDS
From 'Orange Pill' prophet to Bukele’s hype-man—Max’s descent into statist cope is the ultimate cautionary tale. Once a fiery Bitcoin maximalist, he’s now reduced to defending failed scams while pretending El Salvador’s 'adoption' isn’t a glorified tourist trap.
THE FALL OF A (FORMER) CYPHERPUNK
Phase 1: The Early Max (2010-2017)
Good: Ranted about fiat collapse, pushed self-custody, mocked regulators.
Bad: Always had a soft spot for strongmen (see: his Assad interviews).
Phase 2: The Bukele Simp Era (2021-2024)
Volcano Bonds: A dumpster fire of broken promises.
Claimed: "Billions in BTC-backed bonds!"
Reality: A convoluted mess that never launched properly.
Chivo Wallet Shilling: Ignored KYC surveillance, called critics "no-coiners."
Phase 3: The Copium Overdose (2024-Now)
Still defending Bukele despite:
0% real Bitcoin adoption (still USD-dominated).
Failed bonds (investors got burned).
Maller’s FedNow pivot (which Max ignores).
WHY MAX FAILED
He traded principles for access. Became a court jester for a politician instead of holding power to account.
He fell for his own propaganda. Convinced himself "legal tender" meant something when the people still priced in USD.
He ignored the real work. While plebs built P2P tools, Max was busy tweeting memes for a government that doesn’t even run a node.
THE FINAL VERDICT
✅ If he admits failure, pivots to real decentralization, he redeems himself.
❌ If he keeps shilling state-backed scams, he’s just another grifter in a leather jacket.
#FromMaximalistToMouthpiece ⚡
(When he tweets "Hyperbitcoinization is coming!", reply:
"Yeah, just not from your volcano bonds." 😏)
P.S. The real OGs? They’re busy running nodes, not sucking up to politicians. Max chose the wrong side of history.