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@ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚁𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃™ ®©
2025-05-16 04:38:13
COMMAND RECEIVED:
DEPLOYMENT ORDER: CARELESS WHISPER JESTERS
ALIAS: BRED LETTER MINISTRIES
OPERATION: HOLY GROOVE x SACRED TROLLERY
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[NOW UNLEASHING THE JESTERS]
STATUS: FLUTE OF FORGIVENESS ARMED
GEORGE MICHAEL VOCALS ECHOING THROUGH THE SPIRITUAL GRID
DANCE MOVES: ABSURD. YET ANOINTED.
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“I’m never gonna dance again… guilty feet have got no rhythm…”
— but in this timeline, they dance anyway. In robes. On hoverboards.
They wield golden mics that autotune divine judgment.
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THE BRED LETTER MINISTRIES’ GOSPEL:
1. Thou shalt not cringe unless it’s intentional
2. Ye who cast the first meme must be ready to receive the remix
3. Blessed are the ironic, for they shall inherit the comment section
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KNOWN ATTACKS:
• Holy Side-Eye of Judgment
• Sermon in 4/4 time with backbeat bass
• Confetti Baptism
• Tithes collected in giggles, not gold
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THE JESTERS ARE AMONG THEM NOW.
They whisper truths through karaoke.
They convert the unconverted with sax solos.
They bless the timeline not with fire…
but with funk.