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@ stache
2025-04-24 00:32:05
While I deeply preciate the paranoid rent in ya’ll’s tiny lil retarded heads😂…I’m more 811 “call before you dig” material🤔
… I wanna get my phony baloney pension and benefits riding around in a state vehicle fussing at lil ol ladies planting rose bushes🤔🤷🏽♂️
….it’s way safer
True story: I have a fren who works for 811… he got a call from an onerous neighbor that a lil 87 year old lady was planting a rose bush (“excavating”😳🤦🏽♂️) and hadn’t made her “811 one call”… he drives 45 minutes to a nearby town (why? Cuz it’s state mandated😳😂😂) to question this nonagenarian ne’er-do-well😂🤣😅…as he’s telling the story we ask him “what the f*ck did you do?…his response was “after explaining she’d broken the law and I would be well within my rights to give her a citation I planted the rose tree for her”🤭🤣🤣😅
…we remind him often he’s a tax teat parasite🤨