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@ John
2025-05-30 16:37:54
I saw a very handsome couple (lady and a dude) at the on-board pool of the cruise I was recently on. I'm a married man, so I will word this carefully: she was very attractive. Let me illustrate: They were sitting in the shaded, shallow end of the pool but the woman got up and walked to sit on the edge of the pool in the sun. The gentleman, instead of getting up and out of the pool, proceeded to wade to the other side. The side of the pool was completely covered by people sitting on the edge. The man realized he could no longer stand in the water and also breath. Instead of reversing course and revealing to his impossibly attractive girlfriend that he couldnt swim, calmly (and yet frantically) held his breath and desperately pawed the ledge of the pool--squeezed between thighs...he didn't die, saved face, and probably got laid later.
This is why men die young.