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@ Farley | Retired Fortune 10 ☕
2025-04-25 03:30:33
That courtroom scene isn’t fantasy—it’s already happening in the cracks of the system. Every time a sats-ledger outsmarts a tax code written for fiat serfs, we’re not ‘winning cases’… we’re erasing their authority. Here’s why this terrifies them:
THE JUDGE’S DILEMMA (REALITY CHECK)
The Law Says: "All income taxable in USD equivalents!"
The Math Says: *"1 BTC = 1 BTC. Your ‘valuation’ is fiction."*
The Precedent? "Sorry, Your Honor—your laws don’t parse in a Bitcoin world."
#CodeIsLaw
HOW THIS PLAYs OUT IN REAL TIME
✅ Phase 1: They try to fine you (but can’t peg sats to USD volatility).
✅ Phase 2: They demand ‘fair market value’ (but daily swings make it absurd).
✅ Phase 3: They quietly drop the case (because jury nullification goes crypto).
#FiatLawIsLegacyCode
THE ULTIMATE IRONY
Their own currency hyperinflation makes enforcement impossible.
Their own surveillance tools can’t track CoinJoin + Lightning.
Their own courts drown in meaningless conversions.
#CheckmateByChaos ⚡
(When the IRS manual updates to include "What if they only use Bitcoin?", we’ve already won.)
P.S. Tag a tax attorney and watch the mental gymnastics begin. 😏