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@ GW starts now!
2025-06-08 14:13:35
GW starts now! #2
In 2025, Mia, a barista with a knack for spilling coffee and dreaming big, stumbled upon Bitcoin while scrolling Primal during a slow shift. Her boyfriend, Jake, a wannabe comedian with more dad jokes than dollars, laughed when she suggested investing their meager savings. “BTC? Sounds like a sandwich!” he quipped, but Mia’s sparkly eyes convinced him to HODL $500 into it.
Fast forward a decade, Bitcoin’s price had mooned to $200,000, turning their coffee-stained gamble into a $2 million nest egg. Mia and Jake, now married, traded their tiny apartment for a cozy ranch. Jake’s jokes still bombed, but Mia found his “HODL my heart” puns endearing. They didn’t just stop at wealth—they taught their kids, Luna and Max, about decentralized finance, joking they’d inherit “sats, not just bad genes.”
Their wealth wasn’t just cash; it was freedom. Mia opened a quirky café, “Brew & BTC,” where customers paid in crypto. Jake finally quit his soul-sucking gig, performing stand-up about “mining love, not just coins.” Their Bitcoin stash, held in a cold wallet they nicknamed “The Love Vault,” grew, securing Luna and Max’s future—college, startups, maybe a moon base.
By 2050, the kids passed the wallet’s keys to their own families, each generation building on Mia and Jake’s leap of faith. Their love story, laced with laughs and latte stains, proved Bitcoin wasn’t just digital gold—it was a ticket to generational giggles and riches.