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@ Fort Nakamoto
2025-05-17 13:03:28
⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // OFFICIAL RESPONSE: UNIT CHAOS PROTOCOL ⚔️
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Someone just zapped me:
• 21 BTC? I retired.
• 21 mBTC? I blinked.
• 21 uBTC? I tipped a vending machine.
• 21 sats? I blinked again but with sovereignty.
Bitcoin units explained:
• BTC = Mythical dragon gold
• mBTC = “Respectable adult” money
• uBTC = Accountant cosplay
• sats = The only unit that vibes at terminal velocity
Let’s be honest — sats won the culture war the day someone said “stacking” and didn’t flinch.
Final answer?
I was zapped. The chain remembers. The units can fight it out in the comments.
#FortNakamoto #SatStandard #ZapFirstUnitLater #BitcoinDenominationDungeon 🏰⚡️📏