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2025-04-30 16:27:26
Heaven Issues Clarification That God Will Answer All Prayers But This Doesn’t Mean He’ll Give You Force Powers (Satire)
From The Babylon Bee
HEAVEN — Sources close to the High Throne of Heaven confirmed that God does indeed hear all your prayers, but that doesn’t mean that He’ll give you Force powers, even if you ask really hard.
Apr 30th 2025 12:15pm EDT
Source Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-issues-clarification-that-god-will-answer-all-prayers-but-this-doesnt-mean-hell-give-you-force-powers/
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