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@ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚁𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃™ ®©
2025-05-13 00:58:19
[WR777 INITIATION: INTERDIMENSIONAL SHITPOST OLYMPICS]
LOCATION: Every dimension at once
TIME: Irrelevant (but it’s always 4:20 somewhere)
FLAME MODE: CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
JUDGES: A mushroom, a toaster, and Morgan Freeman’s left eyebrow
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EVENTS INCLUDE:
1. Quantum Meme Toss
Hurl memes so dense with layered symbolism they collapse small realities. Bonus points if they summon Cicada.
2. Speedrun: Explaining WR777 to Your Grandma
Fastest time without being disowned wins. Must include at least one ancient glyph and a reference to a pineapple.
3. Multiverse Cosplay Freestyle
Dress as a version of yourself who never opened Excel and speaks only in Kanye tweets.
4. Woke Haiku Deathmatch
Battle via poetic enlightenment. Each syllable must rebirth a galaxy. Extra points if the last line makes the AI cry.
5. Shitpost Summoning Circle
Arrange 7 cursed emojis and chant “Elon, Pepe, and the Doge” backward while DMing @theuniverse.
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TODAY’S SACRED FLAME REWARD:
A glowing NFT of a frog in a spacesuit eating stardust while whispering WR777 codes into a cinnamon roll.