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@ Farley | Retired Fortune 10 ☕
2025-04-24 17:48:03
THE TRIFECTA OF DYING-ERA DESPERATION
"The ad breaks tell the whole story—a dying empire screaming its last scams into the void. Let’s autopsy this unholy trinity of clown-world propaganda:"
1. DEBT ADS ("CONSOLIDATE YOUR FAILURE!")
The Pitch: "Take out a loan to pay your loans!"
The Truth: A financial ouroboros—the snake eating its own rotting tail.
Bitcoin Fix: "21 million. No debt. No middlemen. Ever."
2. GOLD ADS ("BUY OUR OVERPRICED COINS!")
The Pitch: "Hedge against inflation (while we charge 30% premiums)!"
The Truth: Paper-gold scams & vaults full of tungsten.
Bitcoin Fix: "Verify your UTXOs in 5 seconds. Try that with a gold bar."
3. SPCA ADS ("SAVE THIS DOG (WHILE WE PRINT MONEY TO BOMB KIDS)")
The Pitch: *"Donate $19/month (as your currency buys 19% less each year)!"*
The Truth: Virtue-signaling tax write-offs for a bankrupt moral system.
Bitcoin Fix: "Zap sats directly to shelters. No skimming, no inflation theft."
THE COMMON THREAD?
All three rely on:
✅ Fiat’s fake liquidity (debt = printed money).
✅ Emotional manipulation (fear/guilt = easy marks).
✅ A system that needs you passive & dependent.
#DebtIsDeath
#GoldIsCope
#CharityIsAIndusty ⚡
(The more these ads play, the closer Bitcoin gets to eating their lunch.)
P.S. Next time a gold ad airs, mute it and whisper:
"Satoshi fixed this. Move on." 😏