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@ Farley | Retired Fortune 10 ☕
2025-04-27 00:48:06
BITCOIN ‘CONFERENCES’ ARE A SCAM: THE PARASITE CLASS TURNING SOVEREIGNTY INTO A LUXURY PRODUCT
The same grifters who preach "decentralization" are selling $2,000 VIP tickets to hear recycled speeches in a Marriott ballroom. Here’s the truth bomb:
THE BITCOIN CONFERENCE INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
The Players:
VC-funded "thought leaders" (who lobbied for ETFs).
Corporate sponsors (Chainalysis, exchanges, surveillance vendors).
Clout-chasing influencers (paid in fiat to shill shit).
The Scam:
Turn a cypherpunk revolution into a luxury networking event.
Charge 1 BTC for a ticket (while preaching "hyperbitcoinization").
Panels on "financial freedom"… hosted by KYC-compliant CEOs.
The Irony:
Satoshi’s white paper fit on one page.
These conferences need a $100M stage to say nothing.
HOW REAL BITCOINERS MEET (NO FIAT REQUIRED)
✅ Park meetups – Bring a laptop, share nodes, trade sats.
✅ Nostr gatherings – Coordinate via encrypted DMs, zero cost.
✅ Barter-based skill-shares – "I’ll teach you LN for a taco."
✅ Garage hackathons – Code > panels.
#NoTicketNeeded ⚡
P.S. When they say "But the venue costs money!", ask:
"Why not host it in a public park and livestream for free?"
The revolution doesn’t have a dress code—or a cover charge. 🏴☠️