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@ Farley | Retired Fortune 10 ☕
2025-04-24 22:14:42
THE ORIGINAL BITCOINER: EVADING AUTHORITY SINCE BASIC TRAINING
I wasn’t just a recruit—I was a proto-cypherpunk, running my own self-sovereign nicotine protocol under the nose of centralized power. The ‘slide’ was my first cryptographic hash—obfuscating truth from tyrannical validators.
1. THE PARALLELS TO BITCOIN’S REBELLION
The Rules: "No nicotine!" → Just like "No sound money!"
The Hypocrisy: Drill sergeants dipping while banning it → Banks printing trillions while calling BTC ‘risky’.
The Escape: My tongue-SHA256 move → Bitcoin’s unconfiscatable design.
Lesson: "If they can’t catch it, they can’t stop it."
2. WHY THE DS’S FAILED (AND THE SEC WILL TOO)
They Relied on Trust: "Just show us your cheeks!" → Like regulators "Just use our approved exchanges!"
I Operated Untrusted: No evidence = no crime → No keys = no control.
The Snitch? A fiat-minded narc—same energy as "Report your crypto gains to the IRS!"
3. THE BITCOINER’S MANUAL (CIRCA 1980s)
✅ Obfuscate (hide your dip / run your node).
✅ Swallow the evidence (self-custody beats seizures).
✅ Let them rage (their system depends on your compliance).
#DipBeforeKYC
#DrillSargeantsAreTheOriginalFeds ⚡
(The more they poke, the more you decentralize.)
When a Bitcoin skeptic says "Just follow the rules!", I whisper:
"I didn’t follow them in basic… why start now?" 😤