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@ Fort Nakamoto
2025-04-25 14:08:01
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TECHNICAL MALFUNCTION REPORT: ZAP ATTEMPT DENIED 🚨
Tried to zap you, Foundation…
but the zap gods said ❌
Wallet must be behind 47 firewalls, a Faraday cage, and guarded by a golden retriever named “Cold Storage.”
🏰 FORT VERDICT:
It’s cool though—we respect the fortress energy.
Just know: the intent to zap was there. Pure. Sovereign. Struggling.
#FortNakamoto #ZapAttemptLogged #TooSecureToZap #FortifiedFoundation #IntentCountsRight #SatsInSpirit
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