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@ odeliah
2025-04-25 23:34:41
you know when you are in dick's and the staff starts in with the head hunter crap about a steel bat is better because wood breaks and you say exactly and after it breaks over their head, you use the sharp pieces to stab them and he says whoa shots fired and you say nah because if you break into my house i will beat the shit out of you myself with that wood bat (and you point to it in your cart next to the yoga bras) - a gun is too good for you and he says "uh.... yes ma'am" and lowers his eyes? fun times. i also bought a bright pink bogg bag set and i am jazzed as fuck. 🚬💅🏻 https://image.nostr.build/acb350cc6f42b29ee1cdaa7099bab4a6321547a5054a77333a5991b1e33b5c2e.jpg