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@ Abstract Equilibrium
2025-05-21 20:34:24You: "Your honor, the contract says a ton of gold but I only received a gram" Me: "Objection. I delivered a ton of gold" Judge: "What did the contract state?" You: "...'a ton of gold'" Me: "Exactly. Motion to dismiss" Judge: "🙄 How many grams did you expect to receive?" Me: "Objection" You: "1 million grams" Judge: "🤦♂️...okay. Case dismissed" 🤣