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@ dd1f9d50:06113a21
2025-02-23 15:01:07
Both of my boys had the same rough start. One for a week and the other 100 days in the NICU. Preeclampsia makes it scary for both your wife and child. You have to be strong and help them feel the love and strength you provide. I pray that your girls have a short stay in the hospital and you get to enjoy the beautiful times ahead. My first son is three now and you can't even tell he was premature. Things get better but time goes slow.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 15:00:22
Why can't I zap you. The zbd address never works. Following the callback says I can't zap from Florida wtf.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 15:00:12
no, it's the fire that stokes the boiler that drives the engine
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 15:00:04
👀
https://media1.tenor.com/m/gCJKvODkoIQAAAAC/fbi-fbi-open-up.gif
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-23 14:59:05
Yes, and we allowed things like profile data and zaps, etc. without a subscription, so that it can work as a bootstrap for newbies, even if they have no money.
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@ 2641c506:983f0175
2025-02-23 14:56:42
It is what Ukrainian Air Forces report officially
https://files.sovbit.host/media/2641c5060e4eec82089fdb2c9eb84714660fddf7c23a01d731311481983f0175/8c0f768bcc70848c94fdfda4a3d2075be97694cebf7d9f6ea415ebc2f93bce48.webp
https://t.me/kpszsu/29327
⚡️ ЗБИТО 138 ВОРОЖИХ БПЛА, 119 БЕЗПІЛОТНИКІВ – НЕ ДОСЯГЛИ ЦІЛЕЙ (ЛОКАЦІЙНО ВТРАЧЕНІ)
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
У ніч на 23 лютого 2025 року (із 19.00 22 лютого) противник атакував 267-ма ударними БпЛА типу Shahed і безпілотниками-імітаторами різних типів із напрямків: Орел, Брянськ, Курськ, Шаталово, Міллєрово, Приморсько-Ахтарськ – рф., Чауда – Крим, а також трьома балістичними ракетами Іскандер-М/KN-23 із Криму.
Повітряний напад відбивали авіація, зенітні ракетні війська, підрозділи РЕБ та мобільні вогневі групи Повітряних Сил та Сил оборони України.
💥 Станом на 08.00 підтверджено збиття 138-х ударних БпЛА типу Shahed та безпілотників інших типів у Харківській, Полтавській, Сумській, Київській, Чернігівській, Черкаській, Кіровоградській, Житомирській, Хмельницькій, Рівненській, Миколаївській, Одеській та Дніпропетровській областях.
119 ворожих безпілотників-імітаторів — локаційно втрачені (без негативних наслідків), три із них полетіло у напрямку Білорусі, один — в росію.
Внаслідок ворожої атаки постраждали Дніпропетровщина, Одещина, Полтавщина, Київщина та Запоріжжя.
✊ Тримаймо небо!
🇺🇦 Разом – до перемоги!
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 14:55:40
😂🤷♀️ the one I made was more triangular though. He was adorable, it was a million degrees here, so it was shorts I made out of skull material and a bandanna on his head out of the same material and the eye patch.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:55:39
I’ll start with haven. Thanks Unspent!
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-23 14:53:40
Again, I could be wrong.
I logically assumed that if someone’s nip-05 doesn’t match the npub then you can verify the new one nip-05 and rotate to the new account with the correct nip-05
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 14:52:32
Yes! If all your clients and keys are on the same device, you don’t have redundancy. I know several people personally who lost their Nostr profile because their phone got lost or stolen and they had never backed up their nsec. This can be easily avoided by copying and pasting it somewhere safe in a different place, or even writing it down on paper like you did.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:52:24
You go to a lot of meetups?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:51:29
Can I use parts of haven on Damus? Even if it doesn’t have outbox yet?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:49:48
6 cores wow
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 14:48:53
I just don’t want another thing to login to and back up.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 14:48:02
i think
a) you need to get a boat and live in a cheap marina in a not to busy coastal town and,
b) sounds like you would like to do some building
visionary isn't something you aspire to, it's when you are motivated to do something that hasn't been done, and that's a hellish road, i can assure you
usually before everyone realises you broke new ground you get treated like an idiot
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-23 14:46:55
I don't know, if any of you have been paying attention to the relay market, lately, but three innovative projects we at GitCitadel are watching very closely are:
* the powerful, scalable NFDB relay from nostr:nprofile1qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3vamnwvaz7tmgd9ehgtnwdaehgu3wd3skuep0qyv8wumn8ghj7mnxv33zumn0wdmksetjv5hxxmmd9uq3jamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxamgv4ex2tnrdakj7qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09uqzq5455pmtewaacws6a73hxkqkea6fjwcm3keq9vqu3q7930nl4k9acaw56v
* the speedy Realy relay, and it's new HTTP-based spinoff, from nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7mtvv44h2tnjv4skc7fwd3hkctcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wghxcctwvshszxmhwden5te0w35x2en0wfjhxapwdehhxarjxyhxxmmd9uq32amnwvaz7tm5v4ehgtnjv4skc7fwd3hkctcqypxgqqjh5ky2s2zf6pyczlptm2kesje953ddnak66ehy05a50caj7c0zn5e
* the full-featured administration layer relay.tools, from our longstanding relay supplier nostr:nprofile1qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpzfmhxue69uhkummnw3eryvfwvdhk6tcpzemhxue69uhkyetkduhxummnw3erztnrdakj7qg6waehxw309akx7cmtvfhhstnxd9shg6npvchxxmmd9uq35amnwvaz7tmpv36kcapwxyu8qmr4wvh8xmmrd9skctcqyp7vx29q3hdj4l0elxl800hlfjp538le09epsf7k9zj59ue2y37qu7l0dvr
I've long been convinced that the relay market is due for a lot of innovation and reform, and it's been exciting to see it kick-off in a big way, like this. #GitCitadel has use cases for all three, and will soon be turning on AUTH-to-write to support their integration, so look for that coming #thoon.
https://media.tenor.com/tK5fR0B-l5kAAAAC/its-happening.gif
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 14:45:43
yeah, it's also because nostr doesn't really have an API per se, which is retarded
if you had actual methods with parameters and response types you could simply specify what those are
the shit about geofencing should just not even be available if you aren't in that zone, for example
needing auth could then also be tied to actual api methods, which is one of the things i intend to build out in this simplified hybrid http/ws protocol as well
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 14:43:42
that feeling when you have had enough is a great feeling, even if it is a bit painful
Godspeed
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 14:43:02
Just let me know if I have what you want to do right (the code is mostly wrong lol)
1. Take a relay, and get any events from it that have been zapped.
2. Count up the total amount each event's been zapped and scale it down logarithmically
3. Sort the events by the weighted zap sums.
4. Render the events, with events zapped more appearing biggest at the top, and tapering down in size. (Or however you want to visualize, like a cloud or something.)
The way relays are set up, it's doable, but you have to pull teeth to get the events from the relay:
1. Subscribe with a filter for, say, kind-1 events for a period of time. Some relays will only give you some, so you have to take the latest event you got and fetch more events before that until you have them all.
2. For each note you got, subscribe with a filter to the kind-9735 zap receipts that have the event id of the note in its tags (#e: <your note id>).
3. For each zap receipt you get, decode the bolt11 tag and get the actual amount in satoshis.
From there you can actually do the zap totals and weighting per note.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:41:29
https://media.tenor.com/YxGsoypAdpAAAAAd/anger-management-jack-nicholson.gif
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:41:07
GM BPG!
THANK YOU AND SAME TO YOU
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:38:56
GM friend
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:32:14
👀
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:31:14
Does fren need less than woT ?
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 14:24:10
Boomers having crappy sex 😂. Had some "better than sex" cake as a kid and was really worried about my future...
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-23 14:24:06
Bro. you move the new account, update the NIP-05, and post the nsec of the old account so everyone knows it’s compromised.
Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t get why he’s FUDDING so hard
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@ 90d9080b:374bba8a
2025-02-23 14:23:57
When reading media headlines substitute “common sense” whenever you see “far-right”
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-23 14:21:05
“fuck you, no one cares about your use case” most people apparently
do not serve NIP-11 unless it is a perfectly functional relay thank you stupid specs
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:20:37
🧡
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 14:20:32
Yes
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 14:20:24
people who put out bad vibes should be avoided in any case
i'm not getting paid enough to deal with cretins, they gonna get my exact thoughts in their face
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:20:00
Oof, that one hits hard.
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-23 14:19:55
I think nostr:nprofile1qywhwumn8ghj7emvda3xzmpdwfjkccte9e3k2umr9e68yctyv5qs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsqzqyv6rac34m78mx40zaksm0d7f5k3fxsv3rd5ksnqfzd8uhmnlj8w2k7v6f has the following projects. I had to even hunt a few of these down.
Nate Johnivan
Death by Lion
Monkey Robot War
Drawing Monsters
R.A.T.A.H
Red Arrow Highway
Also here's the nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqtxwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tmwwp6kyvtkx46kv7tgx3kxketnd3nhs7rrvdkxwwrxxp585ct6dpshwdmjwdexsanxw96hs7ndxfnxkd35vvmny6rswv6r2m3swc6n7cnjdaskgcmpwd6r6arjw4jsqgr98zf9a0akv86p3kx86p6tachg4lthsuqamzg8psk6jdk4w8j4cv6qcgkr Radio Takeover he did. For some reason the tracks are in reverse order which kind of takes away from it so you might have to hit the sort button to flip it. Either way the story telling in this is one of the reasons I love Nate's music so much.
https://fountain.fm/show/MLRCwgssMCeANuDKRJLV
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:18:27
That's the best way to watch them anyway. The 2nd best way is via a DVM that uploads to your blossom https://github.com/teamnovia/novia
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 14:16:40
I hate this. ☹️
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:16:27
GM 🤘
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:15:17
#YESTR
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@ a42048d7:26886c32
2025-02-23 14:14:31
🫂🫂🫂
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 14:14:15
Ew 😂. Have a good day? 💜💜
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 14:14:03
with nostr websocket protocol, yes, that's the thing
but if it does an upgrade and uses nostr+json that doesn't necessarily mean the path matches a standard nostr-supporting endpoint, it could be a websocket that ONLY does subscription requests and does not have an EOSE, whis is what i have planned for the subscription part of the protocol
also i have an endpoint that specifies to not store but only relay the event as well ("/relay") regardless of the kind and a replace endpoint that acts as though it's a replaceable as well, but those are going to be on HTTP only
the total lack of use of http headers in the existing protocol is pretty sad
i'm going to use nostr+json on http with no upgrade to mean "we are using nostr nip-01 event encoding and requests are expected in the body payload as JSON format"
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@ a42048d7:26886c32
2025-02-23 14:12:57
It’s On
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 14:12:12
Wherever's got the best views. Where you can stop and look at whatever there is to look at.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 14:11:17
Good morning ✌️🧡
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 14:11:13
GM! That puppy face 😆💜
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 14:08:39
Sending hugs to you all 🫂.
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-23 14:08:26
Basically all paths you can connect to the relay
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@ 90d9080b:374bba8a
2025-02-23 14:06:29
Saylor’s CPAC interview was actually solid, he leaned back into self custody heavy
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:03:56
😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:03:46
Definitely
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:03:16
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/007/973/b98.jpg
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-23 14:03:03
someone understood the assignments.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 14:02:44
That's telepathy for you, because I just wrote down what I pictured.
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:02:41
...and why wasn't that the official story from the get-go?
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:02:16
Hm.
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:01:36
yeah I found all that too but none of that is saying anything
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 14:01:35
Aliens are very nice to the media. Crisis actors the lot of em.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 14:01:21
classic example of how retarded the NIP guardians are:
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/11.md
> When a relay receives an HTTP(s) request with an Accept header of application/nostr+json to a URI supporting WebSocket upgrades, they SHOULD return a document with the following structure.
shouldn't there be a path qualifier as well? does it mean only for the `/` path or does it blanket cover all possible paths?
i'm writing a router for nostr that also handles websocket upgrades for specific paths
but i think that it's "implied" that they mean the root, or whatever path, that you have set your relay to answer to to listen for websockets
so i think i need to switch on paths first and then protocols
but it's not clear
fortunately almost nobody except nostr.wine uses paths at all anyway (and parameters) so i can pretty much say "nostr+json" is always at "/" so if it's not "nostr+json" then it's not asking for nip-11 info
*sigh*
just saying this because the code in relayer purely switches on the Accept header key being "nostr+json" but it should be switching first on "/" and then "nostr+json"
what this nip needs in that paragraph is "for the nostr websocket path"
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 14:00:22
Fuckin GM lmao
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 13:59:43
Good morning ✌️🧡
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 13:59:09
I'm reading fiction again and it does great things to your vocabulary 😅😂
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 13:58:33
Bruh same. NewPipe seems to do well but it gets sick pretty often and they have to update it.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:58:13
GM Royster!
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 13:57:58
I'd be God if I knew all the things I ought to be doing. Best I can do is follow my intuition and do the best I can.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 13:56:57
Satoshi was peak genius for his time. Like when two waves in the ocean collide and the water just shoots straight up. It can get a lot higher than the water ever can just from a regular wave.
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 13:56:23
That's a good point. You can move everything easily, except your followers.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:55:21
GM Kidwarp
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:54:45
https://i.nostr.build/HhU55MTSlCUxxjmp.jpg
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:54:35
ヒャッハーができるぶつ森
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:54:26
GM Steve 🍑
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:54:04
GM Rand friend
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 13:54:00
now that a little time has passed, what's the official story and/or conclusion about the new jersey drones? is there one?
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@ a42048d7:26886c32
2025-02-23 13:53:19
⚡️⚡️
https://fountain.fm/episode/gPso2HYnFXDSHxlEhhae
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzp4kjqcnccntctw8ah8a6ztaslfyd0xpfekfm72e32zrjzgj4snnpyn6x65
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@ f82aeed4:4ae85952
2025-02-23 13:52:55
But you can't control the probabilities or the outcome at each step.
The probability distribution is determined by the history of prior outcomes.
I guess that's where parenting can affect an outcome - constructing a child's environment to lead to a desirable distribution.
No free will anywhere tho. It's turtles all the way down!
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:52:04
絶対に任天堂がやらないやつだw > 他のプレイヤーから窃盗
nostr:nevent1qqsdq7xpmvlvcce7qvmng7xuf85alhzczj2m5kaq3yv2rsnzv3jmh3q0w58se
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 13:51:55
beyond terrible
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 13:51:29
the whole point of zaps is them being public
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:49:15
酒飲みながら散歩しよ
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:49:05
これからやることを宣言するのは三流ビジネスマン。一流はやったことだけ報告する(もちろん守秘義務の範囲で)
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:48:19
違和感もって欲しい
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:47:45
GM PurpleHorse!
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@ 00000000:f729d700
2025-02-23 13:47:09
All these years you’ve been coding on Nostr and did not fix the issues you moan about: you are part of the problem, Mr. master puppet.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:47:01
GM Soap friend 🫡
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:46:51
GM Ryan!
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:46:13
GM
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:45:30
Yes! 😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Sdhwbij2ktAAAAAC/potc-pirates-of-the-carribean.gif
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:45:20
ニュースは全てAIに要約させて読んでます。でなきゃ、私が知りたい速度に追いつけない
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:43:33
私のiPhoneのドックは全部AIです
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@ 8fb140b4:f948000c
2025-02-23 13:43:04
GN!💤💤💤
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:42:58
会社の行き帰りは当然タクシー。移動中でもzoomできるので効率が段違い
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@ 01d0bbf9:91130d4c
2025-02-23 13:41:48
Gm! Coffee’s brewin’ ☕️
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:41:39
人間が一日に決断できる回数は上限があるから、服は予めローテを決めています
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:40:52
どんなこと言うか
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:40:46
Thanks man! I’ll start reading up on this soon ™. Really happy that I can pay with ln 🔥
No cc is great. Especially for a relay
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:40:11
Nostr Japan初の意識高いことを垂れ流すアカウントを目指そう
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@ 00000000:f729d700
2025-02-23 13:40:07
Indeed it’s the perfect way for companies with large complex codebases to start introducing it with new leaner components instead of waiting for the generative AI to get good enough to be used with Ye Old Code. The race is already on.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:39:48
Don’t worry, it’s only their hands. The sleeves of their shirts are empty 😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:39:00
Thanks Ryan!
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-23 13:38:31
斡旋鰤
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:38:09
GM Captain! 🐸
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 13:37:56
Maria! GM!
Happy Sunday!