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@ 46fcbe30:6bd8ce4d
2025-02-20 20:20:40
Guess I don't need to know. Streisand sends her regards.
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 20:18:36
#gratefulchain
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 20:18:26
That's why I feel so poor, tho, paradoxically. Without debt, there's no way to maintain a Modern Lifestyle. You'll always _appear_ to be the poorest person because you can't pull purchases forward.
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-02-20 20:17:42
Pediatricians are a special kind of evil
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@ 46fcbe30:6bd8ce4d
2025-02-20 20:17:29
Much harm in lying though.
The doctor has a right not to get lied to and not to get coerced to ask invasive questions. If he wants to inform people about gun safety then let him send it electronically in some welcome package for all new patients.
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 20:17:17
Yes it was. Hormones totally had nothing to do with it 😂
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 20:17:05
YES
#YESTR
https://relay.dergigi.com/fc9331a856bf392c7a1089a446da1b3dc4eafa2652b67955eb11a5f6284e7e2c.jpg
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 20:16:34
Gross
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 20:15:59
Probably could take down a group of guys. So strong and brave
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 20:15:37
About the same here, I posted a rant about it earlier 😂. I'm cold and I hate it, I'm ready for heat and humidity!
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 20:14:16
👀🤭 nostr:nprofile1qqsqvf72t8njcepn4culslawx4qw8xe7mja749ftgng66an959yfmrspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz4mhxue69uhhgetvv9ujucm0d9hx7uewd9hsz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyctwvsrcs7j3 knows me irl... he got a super sweet Bat'leth scarf for a birthday present 😬
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 20:12:49
É só ele mandar um carro da telemensagem na escola/trabalho dela, que reata 😈🤣
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@ 2641c506:983f0175
2025-02-20 20:11:21
nostr: URI schema?
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 20:09:57
I'm the only user that matters, really. 😉
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-20 20:08:07
Paula Pendley: Law & Bitcoin (THE Bitcoin Podcast)
Come check out my stream on zap.stream! https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjrswf4xdsnjv3495ur2ep4956xycmx943rvv3495mrxepjxcun2ep48y6kxqg4waehxw309ahx7um5wghx77r5wghxgetk9uq3jamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwdhx7un59eek7cmfv9kz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyctwvshszythwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmny9uq3uamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dwp6kytnhv4kxcmmjv3jhytnwv46z7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyee0qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan8wc48uy
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 20:06:30
Built like a football player
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 20:05:32
🤭
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 20:03:19
Alas, sorry Uncle I have no pi coin nor do I know anyone that wants it, maybe join Fake Jack or Fake Saylor's SimpleX and you'll have some luck 💜🫂 #saynotopicoin
nostr:nevent1qqsvk5y9pcwt40k8ffp68s37n7ugaddh8mqwvv50extx8uq9hpdy5lqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsv6cz8lvpcusd0k5ykw0zmqqhlw3u4dkn8a6x7fdkhq4f0qas2cdcrqsqqqqqyws6egj
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 20:02:37
Nostr.build has had that, for a while.
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:59:55
😅 Co-sign.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-20 19:55:56
yeah, it's not quality without the end being bedtime
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-20 19:53:09
so, i have been feeding #mochi the #catstr char grilled beef loin
and i waved cheesy treats in front of his face
and he just can't find any interest in consuming it
literally, i am feeding him less weight of food now, that he takes about 5x as long to eat, and he doesn't want any more
if you never knew about this, beef fat contains stearic acid, which is a precursor to a hormone that signals satiety
i am seeing it play out right in front of me in another (carnivore) species
oh yeah, and that thing about "obligate carnivore"
yes you can feed cats seed based foods, but usually you have to boost it with yeast extract for them to even want to touch it
they will die in about 5 years, cats, if you feed them a purely seed and yeast based diet, usually of kidney failure
their potential lifespan is about 20 years
so do the math... if humans are similar (we are very similar) then if on average we die about 50 from diabeetus from a grain and yeast extract based diet
then we probably can live about 200 years also, at least
the old average was based on a diet that has more than 50% of the calories coming from starches... that gave you the ~80 year lifespan
don't let anyone pull the wool over your eyes
we are no less carnivores than cats
and like cats we can survive for a while on grains
but it dramatically reduces lifespan
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 19:52:42
And it has some issues
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:52:30
So safe you can trust me bro 🤣
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 19:52:18
lol I can imagine so. I think the best console version is PS4
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-20 19:52:06
oh look another self-gratification event nostr:note1cm4ggyfjcv34lqwf6scsclxemw99nad089v0a6l0rm5gxkyf7ugsqlem0m
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 19:51:12
Damn I'm sorry to hear that
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:50:48
https://media1.tenor.com/m/BOg1baNWX88AAAAC/dr-evil-quote.gif
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:49:34
You got nothing to say until you bring in a second dr prof phd in gender studies aka manhood
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:48:48
😂😂 https://i.nostr.build/LwvTBMyi8EbF7zjP.jpg
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:46:39
The smartest trick the Devil ever played, was popularizing the idea of "quality time". Like, how idiotic do you have to be, to think you can cram valuable time with your children into time slots? As if "being a mom" can be planned into your day like it's a teleconference?
Oh, we are going to have 15 minutes of quality time, now, kids, and then Mommy has important worksheets to fill out. ☺️
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 19:46:26
Thought you were talking about the car lol, and I had no doubt that it was 😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:45:46
My Supra is still going strong. Bitaxe is pretty cool
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:44:49
Totally safe 😂
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 19:44:43
Still no buyer's regret on this guy #bitaxe https://i.nostr.build/Z6JEE5RtaUjmCpDd.jpg
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@ 90d9080b:374bba8a
2025-02-20 19:44:40
Now do Obama
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:43:32
Dr prof phd in gender studies, I thought we had closed this matter already
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:42:22
😂😂😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:42:16
Hard CEOs create Hard money 😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:41:09
Never skipped leg day in his life
https://media1.tenor.com/m/XbYJFbakT0IAAAAd/vitalik-vitalik-buterin.gif
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-20 19:40:51
It was a narrow but intense window in time.
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 19:40:18
Hell yeah 😎🌽
Wishing I had worn mine this morning if I'm honest.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:40:05
It has the hardest CEO bro 😂
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 19:38:10
😂 It was a whole thing.
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-20 19:37:53
A
For me, chat is far less important than voice, video, and screen sharing. It's definitely not something that needs to be retained outside of the context of the room, especially if it adds complexity or failure points to the backend.
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@ c8df6ae8:22293a06
2025-02-20 19:37:25
Life is real!
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:36:11
Career moms are such shit moms, fr.
A plague on the entire society.
If your children are sick, stay your ass home.
If your children are depressed, stay your ass home.
If your children are getting bad grades, stay your ass home.
If your children have disabilities, stay your ass home.
If your children need a proper diet and excersize, stay your ass home.
You know what?
Just stay your ass home.
Fuck your stupid fucking job. Nobody gives a shit about your stupid fucking job.
Take care of your kids, ffs.
But, let me not continue to mince words...
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:29:56
i don't know what that means but your banner pic is fire (and interesting!) https://image.nostr.build/ad4a51bfedc97e17d588e5e8b4bbbb76657342d71289b9f10b15ef854550a208.jpg
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:28:40
YES
#YESTR
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:28:23
Happens 😂
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:28:04
i love nostr so much it's fucking amazing that it exists and that it kinda works so I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you fiatjaf I love you (no homo)
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:26:50
memes are my price ticker
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-20 19:26:08
Too old or too young.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:25:47
Both are inflationary
Both steal from those who hold their token
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-20 19:25:06
https://i.nostr.build/B9RvYcmMDS0CAFia.jpg
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:25:02
Better to pay it off and use your money to invest in something with higher returns, rather than stay in debt with something with lower returns. You only have to beat 5%, to make it worthwhile.
https://media.tenor.com/23_6PLN1ZHAAAAAC/dont-make-me-do-math-emily-ghoul.gif
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:24:41
PRETTY DECENT
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:24:10
https://media1.tenor.com/m/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAd/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:23:21
https://i.nostr.build/tUy69avydxUTcSlA.jpg
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-20 19:23:21
lagarde, regard... it rheims
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:21:43
No, to the other apartment. It's my SIL.
She legit dumped the kids off with full-blown influenza and a high fever, for Oma to watch, last week, and it's like,
Bist du von allen guten Geistern verlassen?!
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@ 01d0bbf9:91130d4c
2025-02-20 19:17:22
Always worth buying materials from companies who produce quality and stand behind their products. Has saved me so many times over the ‘cheaper’ option which often ends up costing more in the end.
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-20 19:16:44
When #cornyhat man talks, you listen.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:14:47
Yes 😂
Burning something that’s not scarce to try and mimic scarcity is crazy. Vitalik should be ashamed 😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:12:18
No. Eth is the worst. They use it for brain implants now? 😂
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:09:27
I'm not taking them in. I'm not completely retarded.
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:07:53
She's not bringing them to our apartment. I'd bar the door. LOL
But she keeps dropping them off at Oma's and is like, "Oh, the kids have ringworm and scarlett fever, but I need to go to work, can you watch them?" ☠️
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@ cfa597bc:6fc2a927
2025-02-20 19:04:01
I don’t think so, nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg is the expert though
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:03:34
I swear, they bring in nasty shit I have to Google cuz it's like they live in a Turd World Country, fr.
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-20 19:02:33
this meme needs the Alby logo in it
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:01:56
I am so sick of our resident career woman dumping her constantly-sick little kids at our house, so that she can go off to her stupid job, and dragging all sorts of gruesome diseases into our home from the kindergarten.
Just had to say that.
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-02-20 18:56:28
Ziehan's schtick is demographics in terms of geopolitics. Also discusses naval power projection. Be aware, he is a hardcore leftist.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsy9I56PY3IngCf_VGjunMQ
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 18:53:00
Feeling angsty in my thermal shirt with a tee over it, thinking I might break out some white-out or a sharpie to do my nails later 😂. #donthateappreciate #90sthings #youwouldntunderstand #myemotionsarestrongerthanyours #soretro #amigenxormillenialidontknow #lostgeneration #isthisenoughhashtags #thursdaythots
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 18:50:45
The real web of trust algorithm.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 18:50:29
Offend everyone as a filter to find the real homies.
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-20 18:50:05
I have a hard time finding Max on Nostr as well.
nostr:npub1lqvv69u549atefvcyfht30lemlyvl9jnz4l7c6ejs20yzpq7hh7sjjfx0r
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:49:22
🤝
https://media1.tenor.com/m/I1AiYqwackwAAAAd/my-quant-my-quantitative.gif
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@ 01d0bbf9:91130d4c
2025-02-20 18:48:14
Reckless_Koala 🙌
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:45:49
Everything costs double, now, I swear.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:45:00
Like I said one quant. Until you bring a second dr prof phd in gender studies manhood.
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 18:44:31
Rugpull cheiroso
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 18:42:33
Thank you 🙏
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 18:41:34
"Wrong" ? PS3 or PSVita version ?
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 18:38:33
Thanks for the zap nostr:npub1l4vcnh06mk0z4akwhzmrjs4fuvdnwdn73xghjv0duwew5a5z8ugq6zur0c
https://image.nostr.build/e33391beebf14d2830b811560ad6952bdc05c44425b06cf4353808c1e498000a.gif
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:37:15
Bidet > toilet paper
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-20 18:37:06
Yes
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@ c8df6ae8:22293a06
2025-02-20 18:36:25
Q2 this week:
3E
6 x (2 min Interval (7:08) with 2 min jog) [7:01, 7:01, 6:56, 6:54, 6:59, 7:05]
4 x (1 min Repetition(6:34) with 2 min jog) [6:22, 6:32, 6:39, 6:10]
2E
#running #marathontraining #marathon https://i.nostr.build/BDpZeYKBGPdicVMl.jpg
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 18:35:43
Nostr brings the free market mechanism to communication in cyberspace. It's imperitive to keep technical debt to a minimum by maximizing modularity and decoupling.
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 18:34:54
Really into ost mood today, sorry nostriches. It's the last.
https://youtu.be/2pwUX1_uGg4
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:34:02
Not a smart one, though, since it's a depreciating asset, in real terms.
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@ c8383d81:f9139549
2025-02-20 18:33:03
You should check your sources if you being that X BS over here ✌️
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:32:03
Debt-free for about a decade, now. Before that, a mortgage.
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 18:27:35
Vc parece gostar dela ainda kkkk
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-20 18:26:29
This should be cool to watch.
https://youtu.be/ybuJ_nIXwGE
#chessstr lol
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:26:27
Quit the bullshit. Bring in a 2nd dr phd manhood in gender studies and then we can have a 2nd quant. Until then stop wasting my time. I have some quanting to do
https://i.nostr.build/8lWa4wK7r4eS5zFk.gif
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@ 46fcbe30:6bd8ce4d
2025-02-20 18:24:46
You typically get what you pay for. If the photo is real, that guy on stage probably did pay people from the audience for holding up signs in the past.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:22:53
As soon as you bring in a second Dr Phd Manhood in gender studies sure. Then we can have 2 quants
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@ 46fcbe30:6bd8ce4d
2025-02-20 18:22:22
So to stick with my example, if author has 5 relays as inbox, you would check only the remaining 95 for being inbox of the other pubkeys? And as you add more relays to the list you check fewer for the remaining users? For long lists this could significantly speed things up but who cares about 1ms or 0.5 for the occasional event going to that many pubkeys? The speedup would first be due to bigger relays getting removed from the check quickly, so the smaller probabilistic filters that remain are the ones that are faster to check, too.
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:22:22
LOL. These bots have been around since the 80s, feels like.
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:21:47
🤗