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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 16:49:24
Only one trip. Bring backpack if necessary 😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/XgU8qFqahwMAAAAd/not-for-you-mf-discord-only.gif
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-23 16:49:04
I liked it. Contention is important. Thanks for doing the hard thing 👊
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 16:48:38
Good morning MAHDOOD ☕️
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 16:46:21
https://i.nostr.build/atuyP2CfH0s80mie.jpg
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-23 16:45:13
Yes. I’m not saying he’s wrong. I’m saying that he clearly has an axe to grind with Nostr as evidenced by this and numerous other posts.
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-23 16:44:09
I literally only said “parker really doesn’t like Nostr lol”
I made no comment on the validity of his opinions; it was simply a statement.
And I didn’t “school” anyone for not watching my conversation with John. I invited open-minded people to watch it and commented on the general trends I observe.
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 16:41:53
GM, Cristalina ☕️
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 16:41:47
Who said it was?
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 16:39:21
Time to start planning my humble little garden for the summer, and dig out my supplies and equipment. 🌱🌱🌱 3 months to go!
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-23 16:36:50
Testing7
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-23 16:30:55
nostr:npub1s3ht77dq4zqnya8vjun5jp3p44pr794ru36d0ltxu65chljw8xjqd975wz is putting a lot of effort into making sure #Alexandria is easy for people to port, without any loss of core functionality, and with simple relay-migration settings for the power features, like search.
And that's not just talk: we have something coming out today, that I think you'll like. 👀
We are happy, if people fork our client and run their own relays with it! 🤩🚀
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 16:30:20
Not even my first web browser. https://image.nostr.build/234a554ef5806880f3fd2abdd9f43110f8d9851a216e125315a464ae2183931d.gif
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 16:30:08
GM ☕️
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-23 16:29:06
Testing6
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 16:28:57
https://image.nostr.build/6793007ff58154e5c7b66bace8a68871e0c69ab2968ac8ff6c29052910a342b6.jpg
#meme #memestr #anarchy
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 16:27:10
https://image.nostr.build/4890cea474db92307d274d21a31c9fc684edfac611561631d7143ecccc6b9c01.jpg
#meme #memestr #breakthestate
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 16:26:48
Introducing His Holiness https://image.nostr.build/d0b0d2338d5ac86bf74d7d7087735a1e597c9ba60d7cfa8995c6203f9a81d4fa.jpg
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@ db333633:2a60f954
2025-02-23 16:25:20
Blessed are you and this day
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 16:24:37
https://image.nostr.build/97223a57222b5ea1ed649d8dacd774ce6e6f6d0ade7f90074f64c508a6027c5e.jpg
#meme #memestr #breakthestate
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-23 16:22:39
Parker really doesn’t like Nostr lol https://i.nostr.build/5NsTMyF9Yeb31fyk.jpg
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-23 16:22:28
Testing5
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 16:21:47
https://image.nostr.build/d5574e51dd507189b0d9f63649296bb8f00bcfa047843314994c0093cc2e7d55.jpg
#meme #memestr #taxationistheft
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 16:20:29
I added it to a test npub if you want to try: nostr:npub123j828sae5hv0qkn4rrd9lxw8qkgrd0zna3m03855je5khmzxn9scnwwrd
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 16:20:03
GM RB! 😂🤝
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 16:19:25
BULLISH! GM FRIEND 🤝
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-23 16:19:05
GETS THE PEOPLE GOING
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 16:18:08
👀
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 16:16:45
TIL this is an actual candidate for the next Pope and now I can’t stop laughing. https://image.nostr.build/1d0eaca9a6953a4cbf550bb553bfa7d10084bccd2d75b9eb593bec264b0b9230.jpg
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@ 87e98bb6:8d6616f4
2025-02-23 16:12:33
That's gotta include anyone that loads a website with their logo/cookies on it.
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-23 16:12:04
More tea bag wisdom https://i.nostr.build/4MuqmkRmfZ8x8KTS.jpg
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 16:10:01
Already ordered one. Thank you. I'm impatiently waiting for delivery. ✌️
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 16:09:53
GM 😂🤝
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 16:08:53
This kis is awesome 😆😆
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 16:07:22
What a fun looking dog!
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 16:05:38
yes, for now the clients are mostly built by people tied to opensats, jack and HRF and they all have some particular in-group agenda, but this is slowly changing
too much asking permission going on, this has to change, and once some people start doing it and proving better things work better at that point we should be asking the question does this protocol need gatekeepers or does it need a set of cultural norms, idioms, etiquette and obligations
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 16:04:38
I’m not american. Also GM
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 16:03:20
GM
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 16:02:55
so profiteering is basically a crime that gets a pass then
a bit like declaring war or jailing someone for doing business in a monopoly market without paying the protection racket fees or similar, i mean not paying taxes and licenses
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 16:02:39
Imagine not liking good vibes
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 16:02:12
I'm so glad I'm not alone in this 😂. It's hard being awkward.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 15:59:46
Check their profile. Usually only gm notes. Also if they have the domain nostrich.house for their nip05: 100% a bot
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 15:59:20
Boy does it ever. They can't stand it when you just do your thing 🤷♀️
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 15:55:00
Harsh 😂
https://image.nostr.build/7971fcf578024786dd6af9e767499ebd3ef0e2ca1c21695069387920045645a1.jpg
#meme #memestr
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 15:54:00
https://image.nostr.build/e7edfbd11b94dca1c50987946d3c3b810d5637981698b9308f4a09e6d6132750.jpg
#meme #memestr
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 15:52:26
GM sir
https://i.nostr.build/8lWa4wK7r4eS5zFk.gif
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-23 15:52:18
GM, oshi. I'm sitting here thinking of hodlbutter! 😋
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 15:51:33
😆 I want to hug him 🤷♀️🤷♀️. He just looks so full of good energy.
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 15:50:11
Spicy in the mornin', spicy in the evenin', spicy in the afternoon.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:49:19
YW
https://10minutemail.com
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:48:08
New FBI director is not impressed with Musk’s antics. https://image.nostr.build/ef20fcb1d542133e436622bc168c69d0e7119da9b7eab1b987d0b3fe5a20b01d.jpg
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-23 15:46:43
GM!
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:45:14
It could be if you sent it.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:42:40
I was just able to zap from Damus to my Yakihonne Lightning address with no problem.
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-23 15:41:37
So the USMS lost the bitcoin?
https://i.nostr.build/z6M3HrT6YVdVLtvT.jpg
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@ 01d0bbf9:91130d4c
2025-02-23 15:35:20
Too late, can someone tell me where is the undo button plz?? 💀
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@ 01d0bbf9:91130d4c
2025-02-23 15:34:22
Everyone has to start their learning journey from somewhere!
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 15:33:57
GM Paul
Thank you and same to you
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 15:29:11
https://media1.tenor.com/m/0moEwsoYZfsAAAAd/lmao-crying-laughing.gif
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:26:28
To: hr@opm.gov
Subject: You’re so fuckin’ special
1. I wish I was special
2. But I’m a creep
3. I’m a weirdo
4. What the hell am I doin’ here?
5. I don’t belong here
https://m.primal.net/PINc.png
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 15:23:39
GM Wayne
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:22:25
LOL, yeah. The UI makes no sense. Going to have to read up on this. The only way this idea works at scale is if it can authenticate and sign for apps, not just websites. So that’s probably going to take some client-side integration.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:17:27
Checking it out, thanks!
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 15:17:00
GST off was the dumbest thing ever. Such a convoluted “rebate”. Still waiting on Trudeau to GTFO btw 🤭
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:15:20
Never heard of it. I’m looking for something OS-native.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:14:18
https://image.nostr.build/7a4ca70a3ed0f891911bb686c9635c6c83e2e98a7e9abdcf7d6d418b4aeea1df.gif
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 15:14:08
I love Nostr because you can never find the client that does what you want to do.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:12:03
Not a helpful reply, thanks for playing.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:09:43
Is Amber available for iOS?
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:09:28
It worked perfectly for me. You can even use the NWC connection as your default Alby wallet.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:08:32
Would it be possible to use a passkey with biometrics? Everyone is already accustomed to Face ID and fingerprint verification. If that were available to sign and broadcast notes, it would eliminate the need to paste nsecs into every mobile app.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:05:19
BTW, I’m a fan of what nostr:npub1yzvxlwp7wawed5vgefwfmugvumtp8c8t0etk3g8sky4n0ndvyxesnxrf8q is doing now by integrating NWC in the client using their own node (Uncle Jim-style) so anyone can instantly spin up a wallet during the onboarding process. Is it custodial? Yes. But does it solve a big problem? Absolutely.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 15:02:16
Your zappers have to live in Slovakia.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 15:01:59
Mainly Signal. (I know…)
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@ dd1f9d50:06113a21
2025-02-23 15:01:07
Both of my boys had the same rough start. One for a week and the other 100 days in the NICU. Preeclampsia makes it scary for both your wife and child. You have to be strong and help them feel the love and strength you provide. I pray that your girls have a short stay in the hospital and you get to enjoy the beautiful times ahead. My first son is three now and you can't even tell he was premature. Things get better but time goes slow.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 15:00:22
Why can't I zap you. The zbd address never works. Following the callback says I can't zap from Florida wtf.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 15:00:12
no, it's the fire that stokes the boiler that drives the engine
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 15:00:04
👀
https://media1.tenor.com/m/gCJKvODkoIQAAAAC/fbi-fbi-open-up.gif
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-23 14:59:05
Yes, and we allowed things like profile data and zaps, etc. without a subscription, so that it can work as a bootstrap for newbies, even if they have no money.
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@ 2641c506:983f0175
2025-02-23 14:56:42
It is what Ukrainian Air Forces report officially
https://files.sovbit.host/media/2641c5060e4eec82089fdb2c9eb84714660fddf7c23a01d731311481983f0175/8c0f768bcc70848c94fdfda4a3d2075be97694cebf7d9f6ea415ebc2f93bce48.webp
https://t.me/kpszsu/29327
⚡️ ЗБИТО 138 ВОРОЖИХ БПЛА, 119 БЕЗПІЛОТНИКІВ – НЕ ДОСЯГЛИ ЦІЛЕЙ (ЛОКАЦІЙНО ВТРАЧЕНІ)
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
У ніч на 23 лютого 2025 року (із 19.00 22 лютого) противник атакував 267-ма ударними БпЛА типу Shahed і безпілотниками-імітаторами різних типів із напрямків: Орел, Брянськ, Курськ, Шаталово, Міллєрово, Приморсько-Ахтарськ – рф., Чауда – Крим, а також трьома балістичними ракетами Іскандер-М/KN-23 із Криму.
Повітряний напад відбивали авіація, зенітні ракетні війська, підрозділи РЕБ та мобільні вогневі групи Повітряних Сил та Сил оборони України.
💥 Станом на 08.00 підтверджено збиття 138-х ударних БпЛА типу Shahed та безпілотників інших типів у Харківській, Полтавській, Сумській, Київській, Чернігівській, Черкаській, Кіровоградській, Житомирській, Хмельницькій, Рівненській, Миколаївській, Одеській та Дніпропетровській областях.
119 ворожих безпілотників-імітаторів — локаційно втрачені (без негативних наслідків), три із них полетіло у напрямку Білорусі, один — в росію.
Внаслідок ворожої атаки постраждали Дніпропетровщина, Одещина, Полтавщина, Київщина та Запоріжжя.
✊ Тримаймо небо!
🇺🇦 Разом – до перемоги!
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 14:55:40
😂🤷♀️ the one I made was more triangular though. He was adorable, it was a million degrees here, so it was shorts I made out of skull material and a bandanna on his head out of the same material and the eye patch.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:55:39
I’ll start with haven. Thanks Unspent!
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-23 14:53:40
Again, I could be wrong.
I logically assumed that if someone’s nip-05 doesn’t match the npub then you can verify the new one nip-05 and rotate to the new account with the correct nip-05
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 14:52:32
Yes! If all your clients and keys are on the same device, you don’t have redundancy. I know several people personally who lost their Nostr profile because their phone got lost or stolen and they had never backed up their nsec. This can be easily avoided by copying and pasting it somewhere safe in a different place, or even writing it down on paper like you did.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:52:24
You go to a lot of meetups?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:51:29
Can I use parts of haven on Damus? Even if it doesn’t have outbox yet?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:49:48
6 cores wow
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-23 14:48:53
I just don’t want another thing to login to and back up.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 14:48:02
i think
a) you need to get a boat and live in a cheap marina in a not to busy coastal town and,
b) sounds like you would like to do some building
visionary isn't something you aspire to, it's when you are motivated to do something that hasn't been done, and that's a hellish road, i can assure you
usually before everyone realises you broke new ground you get treated like an idiot
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-23 14:46:55
I don't know, if any of you have been paying attention to the relay market, lately, but three innovative projects we at GitCitadel are watching very closely are:
* the powerful, scalable NFDB relay from nostr:nprofile1qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3vamnwvaz7tmgd9ehgtnwdaehgu3wd3skuep0qyv8wumn8ghj7mnxv33zumn0wdmksetjv5hxxmmd9uq3jamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxamgv4ex2tnrdakj7qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09uqzq5455pmtewaacws6a73hxkqkea6fjwcm3keq9vqu3q7930nl4k9acaw56v
* the speedy Realy relay, and it's new HTTP-based spinoff, from nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7mtvv44h2tnjv4skc7fwd3hkctcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wghxcctwvshszxmhwden5te0w35x2en0wfjhxapwdehhxarjxyhxxmmd9uq32amnwvaz7tm5v4ehgtnjv4skc7fwd3hkctcqypxgqqjh5ky2s2zf6pyczlptm2kesje953ddnak66ehy05a50caj7c0zn5e
* the full-featured administration layer relay.tools, from our longstanding relay supplier nostr:nprofile1qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpzfmhxue69uhkummnw3eryvfwvdhk6tcpzemhxue69uhkyetkduhxummnw3erztnrdakj7qg6waehxw309akx7cmtvfhhstnxd9shg6npvchxxmmd9uq35amnwvaz7tmpv36kcapwxyu8qmr4wvh8xmmrd9skctcqyp7vx29q3hdj4l0elxl800hlfjp538le09epsf7k9zj59ue2y37qu7l0dvr
I've long been convinced that the relay market is due for a lot of innovation and reform, and it's been exciting to see it kick-off in a big way, like this. #GitCitadel has use cases for all three, and will soon be turning on AUTH-to-write to support their integration, so look for that coming #thoon.
https://media.tenor.com/tK5fR0B-l5kAAAAC/its-happening.gif
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 14:45:43
yeah, it's also because nostr doesn't really have an API per se, which is retarded
if you had actual methods with parameters and response types you could simply specify what those are
the shit about geofencing should just not even be available if you aren't in that zone, for example
needing auth could then also be tied to actual api methods, which is one of the things i intend to build out in this simplified hybrid http/ws protocol as well
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-23 14:43:42
that feeling when you have had enough is a great feeling, even if it is a bit painful
Godspeed
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-23 14:43:02
Just let me know if I have what you want to do right (the code is mostly wrong lol)
1. Take a relay, and get any events from it that have been zapped.
2. Count up the total amount each event's been zapped and scale it down logarithmically
3. Sort the events by the weighted zap sums.
4. Render the events, with events zapped more appearing biggest at the top, and tapering down in size. (Or however you want to visualize, like a cloud or something.)
The way relays are set up, it's doable, but you have to pull teeth to get the events from the relay:
1. Subscribe with a filter for, say, kind-1 events for a period of time. Some relays will only give you some, so you have to take the latest event you got and fetch more events before that until you have them all.
2. For each note you got, subscribe with a filter to the kind-9735 zap receipts that have the event id of the note in its tags (#e: <your note id>).
3. For each zap receipt you get, decode the bolt11 tag and get the actual amount in satoshis.
From there you can actually do the zap totals and weighting per note.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:41:29
https://media.tenor.com/YxGsoypAdpAAAAAd/anger-management-jack-nicholson.gif
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:41:07
GM BPG!
THANK YOU AND SAME TO YOU
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:38:56
GM friend
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-23 14:32:14
👀
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-23 14:31:14
Does fren need less than woT ?
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-23 14:24:10
Boomers having crappy sex 😂. Had some "better than sex" cake as a kid and was really worried about my future...
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-23 14:24:06
Bro. you move the new account, update the NIP-05, and post the nsec of the old account so everyone knows it’s compromised.
Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t get why he’s FUDDING so hard
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@ 90d9080b:374bba8a
2025-02-23 14:23:57
When reading media headlines substitute “common sense” whenever you see “far-right”