@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

Big belly and no hair (and always saying quotes about family while driving tunwd up cars)!? 🫨🫨🫨 I’ll stick to my 8 hours of daily shut eye 🫡

@ ba18b654:48c19046

😂 I are s-m-r-t lady ape

@ d8f38b89:ccf72848

🤔 I'll consider it.

@ d8f38b89:ccf72848

I aim to please.

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

From op bears to strong Nic & friends 😂

@ d8f38b89:ccf72848

But did you learn about hammock camping? And yes, I have also heard these things. Trees are semi-required, though.

@ ba18b654:48c19046

He is pretty special 🫂💜. 👀 I feel like this miiiiight be a ploy to get us to visit So Cal for other reasons 🤔. 🤣🤣

@ d8f38b89:ccf72848

Of course you do. 😂

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

Read: sleep deprivation

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

aka sleep fasting 😂

@ ba18b654:48c19046

I always drool in the hammock 😂. It's the deepest sleep I've ever gotten, I highly recommend it.

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

WEFerium is the worst. Ultra sound money. So sound we can roll it back no problem https://media1.tenor.com/m/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAd/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

😂😂

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

⭕️ is better 🤭

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

YES https://media1.tenor.com/m/64N84IxonFYAAAAC/unit-climb-harkonnen-soldiers.gif

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

Welcome to the ⭕️ https://media1.tenor.com/m/PiVnFrktPgIAAAAC/austin-powers-dr-evil.gif

@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43

nostr:naddr1qqxnzde5xq6nzv348yunvv35qythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0qgsvr6dt8ft292mv5jlt7382vje0mfq2ccc3azrt4p45v5sknj6kkscrqsqqqa28mnxuze

@ c48e29f0:26e14c11

FINANCIAL PLANNING FOR BITCOINERS Morgen Rochard on THE Bitcoin Podcast Come check out my stream on zap.stream! https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxvvtpv5mrycek95ukgcnr956xyen9943rywfs95urzdeev5un2d33v4jnxqg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09uq3jamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwdhx7un59eek7cmfv9kz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejz7qg7waehxw309ahx7um5wgkhqatz9emk2mrvdaexgetj9ehx2ap0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzvuhsz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhsarj9ejx2a30qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan892vd36

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

Bery bery stronk

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

I imagine the person in the back trying to shove a rasberry pi in picard’s ear

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

Typo game is extra stronk today 😂🤣 nostr:nevent1qqs90cyptrm3cxznydkqze0kwn6mqlrr5v8ya4z8uxe9tady45x9esqpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7q3q0mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqqxpqqqqqqzfyr0xj

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

Nose* also her* maybe. I can't tell.

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

https://media1.tenor.com/m/FUItMRhUz3sAAAAd/chapelle-charlie-murphy.gif

@ 09e78872:60492109

But muh police......etc blah blah blah there going to strip mine Yellowstone! Govern me harder daddy!

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

Always stack sats. Just in case 🤭

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

I imagine him sticking the tip of his node into Picard's ear.

@ ba18b654:48c19046

Horse ladies are a special kind of crazy 😂. I've known a couple.

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

https://media1.tenor.com/m/t1g6ut6A8uUAAAAC/laughing-spongebob.gif

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

https://v.nostr.build/wvesTfpYcvLkjeP5.mp4

@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f

there is some kooky energy in the air at the moment my cat has been spooked all day today, and the last straw of it was he swatted at my hand and scratched me quite unpleasantly like 5 seconds after smooching just before that i've kicked him out of the house for now he's obviously healthy enough to swat at me for no reason he can manage a cold night outside, i hope it doesn't rain on him but maybe after 3 weeks in here he's forgotten how good it is actually and this shit with calle, ok, i am just gonna say i've been pretty much hostile to his whole schtick for a long time but today he went over the line and other people saw him behaving like a psychotic bitch so i'm just gonna say something in the air tonight i'm washing my bedding and tonight gonna sleep in different linen to usual and read Enoch by candlelight and turn everything off because it's all a bit too much for me today and then there is the bitcoin price action, and that's not anything that bothers me particularly, because i'm not planning on spending any coins right now but it's consistent with something funny in the air, or more accurately, in the space around this planet gonna keep my head down and stay off nostr for a bit because this is a bit too much for me right now

@ 09e78872:60492109

The sheep are pissing and moaning in my state, because the legislature, passed a 50% decrease in property taxes. 🤡 You just can't make this shit up! https://image.nostr.build/dc9de0fdd4303ea2bc43aed41380ca7054b8ec2ace0e5f1f01fb93791d0ce126.jpg #taxationistheft

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

Being called a cute retard https://i.nostr.build/mel34qboKfJJm9eU.gif

@ ba18b654:48c19046

I forgot about this note 😂😂. I want to be here again. But maybe warmer. #camping #hammockcamping nostr:nevent1qqsx8mrf8r6p7h90tgxnlxdqpmzs5g4lyuu2angc98ylq4ykcnwke2cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygxc7w9cjj6z7uqgxpwwhutmfzf9v48j9vvqckrphqg5r7qveaegfqpsgqqqqqqsxm7h25

@ ba18b654:48c19046

Cheese and me on camping trips 😂🔥. Feral yarnlady is an amazing creature that comes out in nature...should I say more amazinger 😆.

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

👀👀👀 https://media1.tenor.com/m/V9HijTEh1EsAAAAC/archer-just-the-tip.gif

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aygNHt27pekAAAAC/dune-stilgar.gif

@ c48e29f0:26e14c11

Morgen Rochard on THE Bitcoin Podcast Come check out my stream on zap.stream! https://zap.stream/naddr1qqjxvvtpv5mrycek95ukgcnr956xyen9943rywfs95urzdeev5un2d33v4jnxqg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09uq3jamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwdhx7un59eek7cmfv9kz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejz7qg7waehxw309ahx7um5wgkhqatz9emk2mrvdaexgetj9ehx2ap0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzvuhsz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhsarj9ejx2a30qgsv73dxhgfk8tt76gf6q788zrfyz9dwwgwfk3aar6l5gk82a76v9fgrqsqqqan892vd36

@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1

Ha ha. Responded to a bot.

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

https://i.nostr.build/Lem0D.gif

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

🫂⭕

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

I LOVE IT 😂🤣

@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1

Yeah, sure. We're going to first save your reading spot in the browser cache (just have to keep track of which event you're looking at), which we need in case you take breaks or jump back-n-forth from the landing page to the book. Example of a book (this is a bunch of events, not ePUB, tho). We just want to export to ePUB, not read as ePUB. https://next-alexandria.gitcitadel.eu/publication?d=the-accidental-caregiver%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99s-guide-by-winn-merwin-v-1

@ ba18b654:48c19046

Fuck these people! I hate this so much. We are a family of readers and want nothing more than to give someone money to buy a digital copy of a book to put on a device of our choosing that isn't connected to the internet 24/7 and spying us. But I guess we'll just not...

@ 6e468422:15deee93

Amber + Citrine = Magic

@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1

Very nice.

@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43

Updated whitepaper --- Voter-Generated Ephemeral Keys (the voter, not the authority, generates the key). Blind Signatures from the Election Authority (EA) to authorize that ephemeral key. Homomorphic or Mix-Net Encryption to protect ballot secrecy. OpenTimestamps-style proofs to give each ballot (and any re-cast ballot) a tamper-proof, verifiable time anchor. Re-Voting until the cutoff, allowing a voter to replace a previously cast ballot. This design emphasizes privacy, integrity, verifiability, and resilience in a decentralized setting using Nostr. nostr:nevent1qqs2v97d45pr3940tpma2ugv53vstxw383hdec50k9sav4r54v0ayhspz3mhxw309akx7cmpd35x7um58g6rsd3e9upzps0f4va9dg4tdjjta06yafjt9ldyptrrz85gdw5xk3jjz6wt266rqvzqqqqqqya5t84u

@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec

GM 🦧 https://youtu.be/qcFQB8XPrko

@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1

I mean, it shouldn't be a surprise, since we're called "GitCitadel". #Alexandria is our first product, but it won't be the flagship product. That will be #GitRepublic.

@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43

A Nostr-Based E-Voting System with Blinded Ephemeral Keys, OpenTimestamps, and Re-Voting 1. Introduction Modern election systems must balance privacy (no one sees how individuals vote) with public verifiability (everyone can confirm the correctness of the tally). Achieving this in a decentralized, tamper-resistant manner remains a challenge. Nostr (a lightweight protocol for censorship-resistant communication) offers a promising platform for distributing and archiving election data (ballots) without relying on a single central server. This paper presents a design where: 1. Each voter generates a new ephemeral Nostr keypair for an election. 2. The election authority (EA) blind-signs this ephemeral public key (npub) to prove the voter is authorized, without revealing which voter owns which ephemeral key. 3. Voters cast encrypted ballots to Nostr relays, each carrying an OpenTimestamps proof to confirm the ballot’s time anchor. 4. Re-voting is allowed: a voter can replace a previously cast ballot by publishing a new ballot with a newer timestamp. 5. Only the latest valid ballot (per ephemeral key) is counted. We combine well-known cryptographic primitives—blind signatures, homomorphic or mix-net encryption, threshold key management, and time anchoring—into an end-to-end system that preserves anonymity, assures correctness, and prevents double-voting. --- 2. Roles and Components 2.1 Voters Long-Term (“KYC-bound”) Key: Each voter has some identity-verified Nostr public key used only for official communication with the EA (not for voting). Ephemeral Voting Key: For each election, the voter locally generates a new Nostr keypair . This is the “one-time” identity used to sign ballots. The EA never learns the real identity behind because of blinding. 2.2 Election Authority (EA) Maintains the official voter registry: who is entitled to vote. Blind-Signs each valid voter’s ephemeral public key to authorize exactly one ephemeral key per voter. Publishes a minimal voter roll: e.g., “Voter #12345 has been issued a valid ephemeral key,” without revealing which ephemeral key. 2.3 Nostr Relays Decentralized servers that store and forward events. Voters post their ballots to relays, which replicate them. No single relay is critical; the same ballot can be posted to multiple relays for redundancy. 2.4 Cryptographic Framework 1. Blind Signatures: The EA signs a blinded version of . 2. Homomorphic or Mix-Net Encryption: Ensures the content of each ballot remains private; only aggregate results or a shuffled set are ever decrypted. 3. Threshold / General Access Structure: Multiple trustees (EA plus candidate representatives, for example) must collaborate to produce a final decryption. 4. OpenTimestamps (OTS): Attaches a verifiable timestamp proof to each ballot, anchoring it to a blockchain or other tamper-resistant time reference. --- 3. Protocol Lifecycle This section walks through voter registration, ephemeral key authorization, casting (and re-casting) ballots, and finally the tally. 3.1 Registration & Minimal Voter Roll 1. Legal/KYC Verification Each real-world voter proves their identity to the EA (per legal procedures). The EA records that the voter is eligible to cast one ballot, referencing their long-term identity key (). 2. Issue Authorization “Slot” The EA’s voter roll notes “this person can receive exactly one blind signature for an ephemeral key.” The roll does not store an ephemeral key—just notes that it can be requested. 3.2 Generating and Blinding the Ephemeral Key 1. Voter Creates Ephemeral Key Locally, the voter’s client generates a fresh . 2. Blinding The client blinds to produce . This ensures the EA cannot learn the real . 3. Blind Signature Request The voter, using their KYC-bound key (), sends to the EA (perhaps via a secure direct message or a “giftwrapped DM”). The EA checks that this voter has not already been issued a blind signature. If authorized, the EA signs with its private key and returns the blinded signature. 4. Unblinding The voter’s client unblinds the signature, obtaining a valid signature on . Now is a blinded ephemeral public key that the EA has effectively “authorized,” without knowing which voter it belongs to. 5. Roll Update The EA updates its minimal roll to note that “Voter #12345 received a signature,” but does not publish . 3.3 Casting an Encrypted Ballot with OpenTimestamps When the voter is ready to vote: 1. Compose Encrypted Ballot The ballot can be homomorphically encrypted (e.g., with Paillier or ElGamal) or structured for a mix-net. Optionally include Zero-Knowledge Proofs (ZKPs) showing the ballot is valid (one candidate per race, etc.). 2. Obtain OTS Timestamp The voter’s client computes a hash of the ballot data (ciphertext + ZKPs). The client sends to an OpenTimestamps aggregator. The aggregator returns a timestamp proof verifying that “this hash was seen at or before block/time .” 3. Create a “Timestamped Ballot” Payload Combine: 1. Encrypted ballot data. 2. OTS proof for the hash of the ballot. 3. EA’s signature on (the blind-signed ephemeral key). 4. A final signature by the voter’s ephemeral key over the entire package. 4. Publish to Nostr The voter posts the complete “timestamped ballot” event to one or more relays. Observers see “an event from ephemeral key , with an OTS proof and the EA’s blind signature,” but cannot identify the real voter or see the vote’s contents. 3.4 Re-Voting (Updating the Ballot) If the voter wishes to revise their vote (due to coercion, a mistake, or simply a change of mind): 1. Generate a New Encrypted Ballot Possibly with different candidate choices. 2. Obtain a New OTS Proof The new ballot has a fresh hash . The OTS aggregator provides a new proof anchored at a later block/time than the old one. 3. Publish the Updated Ballot Again, sign with . Relays store both ballots, but the newer OTS timestamp shows which ballot is “final.” Rule: The final vote for ephemeral key is determined by the ballot with the highest valid OTS proof prior to the election’s closing. 3.5 Election Closing & Tally 1. Close Signal At a specified time or block height, the EA publishes a “closing token.” Any ballot with an OTS anchor referencing a time/block after the closing is invalid. 2. Collect Final Ballots Observers (or official tally software) gather the latest valid ballot from each ephemeral key. They confirm the OTS proofs are valid and that no ephemeral key posted two different ballots with the same timestamp. 3. Decryption / Summation If homomorphic, the system sums the encrypted votes and uses a threshold of trustees to decrypt the aggregate. If a mix-net, the ballots are shuffled and partially decrypted, also requiring multiple trustees. In either case, individual votes remain hidden, but the final counts are revealed. 4. Public Audit Anyone can fetch all ballots from the Nostr relays, verify OTS proofs, check the EA’s blind signature, and confirm no ephemeral key was used twice. The final totals can be recomputed from the publicly available data. --- 4. Ensuring One Vote Per Voter & No Invalid Voters 1. One Blind Signature per Registered Voter The EA’s internal list ensures each real voter only obtains one ephemeral key signature. 2. Blind Signature Ensures an unauthorized ephemeral key cannot pass validation (forging the EA’s signature is cryptographically infeasible). 3. Public Ledger of Ballots Because each ballot references an EA-signed key, any ballot with a fake or duplicate signature is easily spotted. --- 5. Security and Privacy Analysis 1. Voter Anonymity The EA never sees the unblinded ephemeral key. It cannot link to a specific person. Observers only see “some ephemeral key posted a ballot,” not the real identity of the voter. 2. Ballot Secrecy Homomorphic Encryption or Mix-Net: no one can decrypt an individual ballot; only aggregated or shuffled results are revealed. The ephemeral key used for signing does not decrypt the ballot—the election’s threshold key does, after the election. 3. Verifiable Timestamping OpenTimestamps ensures each ballot’s time anchor cannot be forged or backdated. Re-voting is transparent: a later OTS proof overrides earlier ones from the same ephemeral key. 4. Preventing Double Voting Each ephemeral key is unique and authorized once. Re-voting by the same key overwrites the old ballot but does not increase the total count. 5. Protection Against Coercion Because the voter can re-cast until the deadline, a coerced vote can be replaced privately. No receipts (individual decryption) are possible—only the final aggregated tally is revealed. 6. Threshold / Multi-Party Control Multiple trustees must collaborate to decrypt final results, preventing a single entity from tampering or prematurely viewing partial tallies. --- 6. Implementation Considerations 1. Blind Signature Techniques Commonly implemented with RSA-based Chaumian blind signatures or BLS-based schemes. Must ensure no link between and . 2. OpenTimestamps Scalability If millions of voters are posting ballots simultaneously, multiple timestamp aggregators or batch anchoring might be needed. Verification logic on the client side or by public auditors must confirm each OTS proof’s integrity. 3. Relay Coordination The system must ensure no single relay can censor ballots. Voters may publish to multiple relays. Tally fetchers cross-verify events from different relays. 4. Ease of Use The user interface must hide the complexity of ephemeral key generation, blind signing, and OTS proof retrieval—making it as simple as possible for non-technical voters. 5. Legal Framework If law requires publicly listing which voters have cast a ballot, you might track “Voter #12345 used their ephemeral key” without revealing the ephemeral key. Or you omit that if secrecy about who voted is desired. 6. Closing Time Edge Cases The system uses a block/time anchor from OTS. Slight unpredictability in block generation might require a small buffer around the official close. This is a policy choice. --- 7. Conclusion We propose an election system that leverages Nostr for decentralizing ballot publication, blinded ephemeral keys for robust voter anonymity, homomorphic/mix-net encryption for ballot secrecy, threshold cryptography for collaborative final decryption, OpenTimestamps for tamper-proof time anchoring, and re-voting to combat coercion. Key Advantages: 1. Anonymity: The EA cannot link ballots to specific voters. 2. One Voter, One Credential: Strict enforcement through blind signatures. 3. Verifiable Ordering: OTS ensures each ballot has a unique, provable time anchor. 4. Updatability: Voters can correct or override coerced ballots by posting a newer one before closing. 5. Decentralized Audit: Anyone can fetch ballots from Nostr, verify the EA’s signatures and OTS proofs, and confirm the threshold-decrypted results match the posted ballots. Such a design shows promise for secure, privacy-preserving digital elections, though real-world deployment will require careful policy, legal, and usability considerations. By combining cryptography with decentralized relays and an external timestamp anchor, the system can uphold both individual privacy and publicly auditable correctness.

@ 6e468422:15deee93

#YESTR

@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec

I see purpose as finding what makes you happy and makes you feel like your life has meaning, and that aligns with any value set.

@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1

We've turned off issues on there and clearly document that on the page. We receive email notices for PRs. https://github.com/ShadowySupercode/gc-alexandria People just put stuff on GitHub because it's a "free" webpage for downloading and following other people's repos, and it's a good place to advertise a project and collect 🟩🟩🟩. We have our main repo on our own server. We're a big team and prefer to self-host. We're also a team that helps develop Nostr DevOps products, so it would be silly of us to not use them, ourselves.

@ 09e78872:60492109

I haven't done this in a day or two! I need an XP machine to do some old things I was working on. https://image.nostr.build/c71717f683ccc5894fdf9dc01430cb0a8f0c005981329363d830f8d463a4e7a7.jpg

@ c48e29f0:26e14c11

🚨 MASSIVE HUGE BRÆKING 🚨 BITCOIN CRASHING!!!! EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT!!!! WATCH THIS NOW 👇👇👇👇 nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8 https://v.nostr.build/JjBk2mZD8RHifqwK.mp4

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

😂

@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f

nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm please let this guy know what he can do about his stuck hub

@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1

Yeah, can people download from something like that, instead of GitHub?

@ d8f38b89:ccf72848

Is it like the rig in my grug brain hammock guide? We call it "porch mode." nostr:nevent1qqsx8mrf8r6p7h90tgxnlxdqpmzs5g4lyuu2angc98ylq4ykcnwke2cpz3mhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3e9upzpk8n3wy5kshhqzpstn4lz76gjft9fu3trqx9scdcz9qlsrx0w2zgqvzqqqqqqynxdaul

@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f

lightning is literally never custodial if you are running it, because there's you, and teh other side ecash the locus of control and power is entirely on the side of the mint it is literally just like a bank, it can say "you can't access your account because reasons" and gone this can't happen with lightning, worst case is you are unable to access your coins until the other side wakes up, and usually the best option is to contact them, to prompt them to close it, or, if you use your channel keys to trigger closure from your side again, repeat, again, this is not possible with ecash, ecash is 1983 technology and it never caught on for a reason, and calle is a shyster

@ a4a6b584:1e05b95b

I'm not as drink as you drink I am.

@ a4a6b584:1e05b95b

Drink idea: Artificial Intellijuice Uses only artificial flavors and sweeteners.

@ 90d9080b:374bba8a

Lmaoo

@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f

the funds just aren't gone if you have the key to the channels (seed key) it's just a regular bitcoin wallet, and each channel is based on one of the keys from it it can sometimes take time for the other side to recognise a problem, and equally, sometimes the other side can think there is a problem and publish the state and force close on you i don't know exactly what the issue is with your situation but you can use that same seed on another lightning node and gain access to the state of the channels that way

@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1

You know, just have the repos downloadable from GitCitadel.com?

@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f

channel closes can take some time to clear the channels always close and some of the balance goes to one side and the other, to the other side there is no "nope, channel gone" situation, the channel is literally on chain and either side publish it, it's closed, and the coins go to the addresses that set them up ecash it entirely depends on the mint, this was the whole reason why we have lightning, because it's better than ecash

@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1

I don't even know what all is out there. Could we do something like you have for noscrypt?

@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1

Yes, we list the OneDev issue in the Nostr issue and vice-versa. That way we have traceability. And, later, they'll be automatically linked.

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

Perhaps he’s back in the real world https://media1.tenor.com/m/DKB4fw7EACwAAAAd/true-correct.gif

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

I haven't looked so I believe you.

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

Though also it seems I haven't even regained the clout of my previous self. https://i.nostr.build/U2y2lZBYSnfQjkUq.jpg

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. BULLISH MEANS nostr:nprofile1qqs2zqnq524z7zfdsh3vpwpwjh4vt7xxp6sec68y3xr3ndvve23ru0spzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46qzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakq4nr825 I EVEN HAVE THE PILLOW. (which I still love btw)

@ c8383d81:f9139549

I’m just here to spread the real news 😄

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

Yes. https://i.nostr.build/twLWVvqWNHxxGarU.gif

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

Damus with Coinos or WoS

@ c8383d81:f9139549

https://i.nostr.build/zxKB3zC9AUj3hPS5.jpg

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

I didn't forget. You made me president wtf unless I was too retarded to get what was happening. It's all a blur sometimes.

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

That red dye really messes you up I hear.

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

Yep

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

Doing great nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 thanks for asking https://i.nostr.build/X0WttYhU8Boj2WXP.jpg

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

I think nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 and/or nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas will be able to tell the tale of the prophecy better than I can

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

I'm doing alright. I'm almost finished reading Catcher in the Rye. It's really good but it also put me in a really off mood these past few days.

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

😂😂

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

I just took a deep breath through the ol sniffer. I'm good.

@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f

ecash is 1983, bitcoin is 2009, lightning is 2017 choose wisely

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

The repost fix on nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 works nicely https://i.nostr.build/gS8TSpXi5KHeVdMl.jpg

@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f

yeah, because the dude is a fucking scammer, promoting scam enabling shit he's like bitcoin vitalik mountain man fantasy indeed

@ c48e29f0:26e14c11

It’s a beautiful day to be alive. https://image.nostr.build/be427ae88481e4fe31124848e1b24e86cd8d229984776d615242d0f3a77634c5.jpg

@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f

it's the same gay he is a crypto-shitcoiner... pretending to be about bitcoin but acting in total ignorance of the facts of why bitcoin solved the ecash trust problem and lightning solved the variable block time

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

It’s a simple tale of simple retards, finding a circle ⭕️

@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f

or you could trust a mint and hold your tokens on your hard drive and and then try to spend them when the mint is permanently offline, and they never let you know meanwhile my alby hub i can restore it with 12 words, and i don't have to run a server or any of that shit, because alby have a hosting service, you know, like a VPS with an app installer and worst case those coins are stuck in limbo until the other side closes the channel and then i have control again mint goes down? rugged, bro, rugged and that's what mints are gonna be all about, rugging, one or two solid ones, and the rest rugs lightning, on the other hand, at least you will eventually get your sats back assclown

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

I’m pretty sure Jay is already able to breathe through his nostrils… You sure you okay nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 ? How are you, Stache? 🤭

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

Extremely humble. And retarded 🤭 Also it’s been going on only for a few months, as the rumour goes

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

I’m doing great Jay, thanks for asking friend. How are you?

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

How are you, node?

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

I'm worried that you've come to a revelation that's astray of what I intended, but I won't pursue it. Enjoy your time in the ⭕ nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3samnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwdhx7un59eek7cmfv9kqz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ekk7um5wgh8qatzgy5zwl serves drinks. I think.

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

⭕Now you're thinking with portals⭕

@ 09e78872:60492109

Why not?

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

They say fiber is good for your health. Or maybe that's just some BS I learned in the schools you sent me to.

@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200

It's like when you're retarded and you meet other retards and just make an absolute dumpster fire mess in the replies on some poor guy's note on Nostr.

@ 18905d0a:0b229b08

Retards always moving things forward. People always say haha retard They never say: how are you retard 😂