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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-26 01:28:52
Mercado negro
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:25:21
I hope so 🤞
Right now I'm just working on the event storage.
Also, I'm still working on making my Bitcoin tax calculator as a jupyter notebook. You still interested in that?
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:23:58
That's enough of a coincidence that I have no need to change it. This is God's will.
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@ b7c887a9:27bdd798
2025-02-26 01:23:09
I hate chairs
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:22:54
Also please roast the name Banyan relay I need to know if it's bulletproof.
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@ a4a6b584:1e05b95b
2025-02-26 01:22:35
nostr:nprofile1qqsp8l9g8ek0kukwlwaqvmgmfg6r5hm6yda2hmt0lmt29thspe9ehrspzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0dpdqv8
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:21:44
It's actually gonna be the Banyan relay. But winners relay sounds appetizing too.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 01:21:28
https://media1.tenor.com/m/UF2C57z2gYgAAAAd/liotta-laughing.gif
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@ b7c887a9:27bdd798
2025-02-26 01:21:15
I don't know what you are doing but I like that stove
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 01:21:15
https://media1.tenor.com/m/FUItMRhUz3sAAAAd/chapelle-charlie-murphy.gif
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:20:43
See this is why I'm working on a relay so I don't have to filter these people out myself.
My network's lack of engagement with the haters will do it for me
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:19:21
Gammas bro. Worst of the worst.
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-26 01:19:20
That's starting look like tornado weather.
It was 54° here today and it snowed on our east mountain range between Laramie and Cheyenne. Weird.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:18:32
Step 1: mute any npub that complains about Bitcoin posts.
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-26 01:17:41
I made videos about code I like
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 01:17:25
What? 😂😂😂
+5 rations for the condom comment
https://media1.tenor.com/m/0moEwsoYZfsAAAAd/lmao-crying-laughing.gif
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:14:40
Oh I can.
AND I FUCKING WILL.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:13:50
I'm so hyped. Genuinely. For 2025.
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-26 01:13:31
I like them so I post a lot of anime gifs 😊
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 01:13:03
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 I think it’s time for a little visit to comrade Stalin’s retreat 🤭
https://media1.tenor.com/m/68qQWZFC5QYAAAAC/%D0%BC%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B0-%D1%81%D1%81%D1%81%D1%80.gif
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@ c8383d81:f9139549
2025-02-26 01:12:32
https://i.nostr.build/SpOpNRUICMf1t9kH.jpg
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-26 01:12:17
Ela deu um mortal de pernas fechadas, por isso 🤣
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-26 01:11:58
My steam table pans arrived, for making biochar in my woodstove. We'll see how it goes.
https://image.nostr.build/7e11ab2dbf8d245979e77f368af97fb9f6a811cbd6df5dcb831f76c1e32ee5cf.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/5755b2ee2deb58bf5e660f92f34988834e3d92279c9482a1b3c313f5147ba4f5.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/39587adcb461b67670ef2bb1b1eaf0906782b8e339662d8d26c6d3a3b03f52bb.jpg
#gardening #biochar
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:11:21
You mean the Bitcoin podcast bros won't call it until it happens? Whoadude.jpg
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-26 01:09:55
Licor 43 is likely IRL Stus Flask, that's the taste I can imagine for it
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:09:08
I can do fingers to fists no problem. Going back is tough and would require training that's probably not a bad idea. But my wrists aren't flexible enough to land on the backs of my hands.
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-26 01:07:38
Respire fundo e beba um café, pq amanhã tem mais 🫂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 01:06:41
😂😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/YW171jV6oD4AAAAC/snickers-chocolate.gif
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:05:54
I almost just broke my wrists. Maybe unrelated 👀👀
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 01:03:02
https://media1.tenor.com/m/t1g6ut6A8uUAAAAC/laughing-spongebob.gif
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 01:02:35
2 points deducted for copy error
4 points added for honesty
You might eat today friend ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 01:01:22
What are they lowballing with dumb little man calls of 2M or some shit? 100M or bust wtf
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-26 00:57:03
Good move 🥂 thanks for the sats btw
https://image.nostr.build/5701a26f54d3e33403cd85071403553930d23a7d94dc97fa8632fe506f4d4086.gif
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-02-26 00:56:58
It verifies! Good work
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-02-26 00:56:22
Which client are you using?
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-26 00:55:54
なーん
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-26 00:55:27
一緒に寝ような
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-26 00:55:18
りとりんも寝たいよな
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-26 00:55:10
眠いから寝たいのに寝つけない
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 00:54:48
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 is not eating tonight 🤣
https://media1.tenor.com/m/tnZP2ffsWXcAAAAd/the-wire-clay-davis.gif
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-26 00:54:42
Don't panic, the sale will keep going... probably 😥
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:45:49
Haha 😂
I just need a good target otherwise it's no fun. That's why I had such a great and toxic time on bluesky way back. 300 blocks and banned in 3 days *chefs kiss*
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@ c8adf82a:7265ee75
2025-02-26 00:44:58
Kind reminder to be in your word
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:44:35
https://i.nostr.build/P1Kmj9xDWsgmdASh.gif
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-02-26 00:43:27
lol
Everyone notes after the censorship they deserved.
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-02-26 00:41:55
Why did El Salvador accept this?
The International Monetary Fund (IMF) required El Salvador to phase out its official Bitcoin wallet, Chivo, as part of a $1.4 billion loan agreement reached in December 2024. The IMF stipulated that the Salvadoran government gradually reduce its involvement in Bitcoin-related activities, including unwinding its participation in the Chivo wallet. This move aims to mitigate potential financial risks associated with Bitcoin’s volatility and to enhance financial stability and consumer protection in the country. 
Despite these conditions, Bitcoin remains legal tender in El Salvador. The government has indicated plans to continue purchasing Bitcoin for its strategic reserves, potentially at an accelerated pace. However, the acceptance of Bitcoin by private businesses has been made voluntary, and tax payments are now exclusively conducted in U.S. dollars. 
The decision to phase out Chivo and adjust the country’s Bitcoin policies reflects a compromise between embracing cryptocurrency innovation and adhering to international financial guidelines to secure essential funding.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 00:39:44
https://media1.tenor.com/m/QrPpm9FO5ewAAAAC/ight-imma-head-out-spongebob.gif
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:37:50
Oh true, that deserves a zap.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:37:36
No actually I'm talking about salty developers who like to slosh around in VC funds to bypass the free market process.
Y'all are great no complaints.
Well one. I don't get notifications about activity in the ⭕ so I'm venturing into salty dev territory to fix that for myself.
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-26 00:37:33
That assumes the existence of a system which tries to keep a certain amount of lactase in your digestive system (which evolutionally would not make any sense, as having a higher amount has little if any downsides, and costs barely anything) and that such a system could become less effective if unused (unlikely, as this is basic synthesis)
So, no, most likely not
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:35:13
Oh shit is this really a cult. Oh God. Oh fuck. 😨😨😨😨😨😨 I'm in too deep.
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-26 00:35:10
At an age where every dollar is squeezed out of BOMs and with increasing demand for travel SIMs and multiple lines, having physical SIM simply doesn’t make sense.
The market is pretty much stagnant
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-26 00:35:02
Get Spirit Halloween on the phone
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@ 00000000:f729d700
2025-02-26 00:34:54
Never go full…
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@ c8adf82a:7265ee75
2025-02-26 00:34:03
Perhaps you who pronounce my sentence are in greater fear than I who receive it
— Giordano Bruno
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@ 00000000:f729d700
2025-02-26 00:33:45
Whát I dó is me: for that I came.
From the poem As Kingfishers Catch Fire by Gerard Manley Hopkins
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-26 00:32:45
Physical SIMs are on rapid decline.
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-26 00:32:23
I went with Firefox. I had kiwi before I think but wiped my phone and reinstalled GrapheneOS but couldn't find a way to install kiwi again.
I'm playing with Flotilla so I needed an extension since I don't have a bunk and couldn't get amber to work but I think that was because of an authentication issue. Either way I'm good now.
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-26 00:32:00
It is exactly the same thing your own body makes…
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-02-26 00:30:57
Yeah. I just wish more people use it.
Things that depend on the network effect are hard to get going.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:30:08
Sometimes I think I'm being unbearably salty and argumentative but then I come across something that makes me look like an angel, so I don't feel so bad 😂
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@ ccaa58e3:755d48cc
2025-02-26 00:27:48
https://mdia.gov.mt/mt/services/system-auditors
OpenTimestamps on a Malta government website.
Also, OpenTimestamps for telemedicine: https://smile.wien/en/securing-telehealths-future-how-virtual-patient-ai-leverages-blockchain-timestamping
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:26:35
Godspeed and best of luck in your career in discovering the subtleties of abstract nonsense.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:25:50
Good night ✌️🧡
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:24:40
I'm pretty liberal with GM zaps but the bots can go fuck themselves 👎
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:22:37
What's the big sacrifice? Should I be as scared as I am?
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:18:54
Oh that's why it expands
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-26 00:18:50
Thank you!! I'm very proud of him 😆
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-02-26 00:18:18
Very interesting.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:18:03
I have my own hot takes on the subject, from my own experience as a former lactase pill popper:
Raw milk is as indigestible as you are unhealthy. Drinking it heals you. Lactase is unnecessary.
Pasteurized homogenized milk is poisonous. Lactase is the cure if your body starts rejecting it.
Lactose free milk is garbage. Just drink water at that point.
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:16:15
Okay, get up in 4 hours. GN fr 😅
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:15:33
Oh, really? 🤔 Well, the address should work, even if the website doesn't.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-26 00:14:36
I missed this the first time around, but it looks so good 😁
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:12:52
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpde8f55w86vrhaeqmd955y4rraw8aunzxgxstsj7eyzgntyev2xtqyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qqsxgah4zfdgpggr2waqzlc8kuglu7wc696eamh3mfxthupmf0nzzksqfvcx4
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-26 00:12:20
GN https://relay.dergigi.com/3507bd854478eebafc3bae2f0a3e818077b6a1959eb7e9488965310582e4e1ab.jpg
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-26 00:11:43
I'd like to say that I'm glad I use hashtags on the pictures of stuff I make, I was able to dredge up the Charizard with a hashtag search 🎉. #tagyoshit #hashtags4lyfe #winning #trashtalkisbesttalk #thisisabitmuchbutyougetthepoint #hatersgonnahate
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:11:27
It's Phoenix. I also have a self-hosted Alby Hub, but I think it can't do Bolt
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:10:32
This seems to be my Bolt12 from Phoenix. Under "Experimental Features".
₿polarsaver63@phoenixwallet.me
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:09:53
Added you, too, with your npub!
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@ 38b07a31:68abf959
2025-02-26 00:09:06
Cool!
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-26 00:08:45
#asknostr is there a web browser for android that supports a Nostr extension? I used Kiwi before but according to the GitHub it's no longer being worked on.
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@ 38b07a31:68abf959
2025-02-26 00:08:23
lol should’ve been here a few years ago!
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-26 00:07:49
I was really happy with him 😆. He's currently lost in the kid's room with Charmander, Scorbunny, Raboot, several other Pokemon I've forgotten, Dobby, a niffler, Pickett, a porg, and Jebediah the Kerbal guy...soooo many things, lol. I need to make a Cinderace and a Charmeleon to complete the evolutions.
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@ 38b07a31:68abf959
2025-02-26 00:07:09
8 goals! Yea indeed!
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:06:41
Why has this not been a thing? So weird.
nostr:npub1fjqqy4a93z5zsjwsfxqhc2764kvykfdyttvldkkkdera8dr78vhsmmleku is sort of being vindicated because he's like, just use normal Bitcoin and Lightning, ffs. 😅
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@ 3b3f085d:f7123d3e
2025-02-26 00:05:52
I wished I had known about the band "Men I Trust" earlier in my life. I would have had a peaceful life listening to their music.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/numb-garage-session/1720779432?i=1720779767
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:05:28
🚀
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:05:14
I don't think Alby can either.
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:04:42
This was legit really fun. And I learned some stuff.
GN. 🥰
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-26 00:04:36
I was like woah 😮💨 didn’t know how it was even possible 😂 haha!
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 00:04:28
Running haven 😎
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@ 38b07a31:68abf959
2025-02-26 00:04:19
Is that RFK in the back?
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:04:11
Added the Bolt12 pay code:
https://twelve.cash/laeserin@twelve.cash
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-26 00:03:24
😅
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 00:03:13
GM Rand
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-26 00:02:57
Same
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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-02-26 00:01:08
This is awesome to see being thought out!
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@ 38b07a31:68abf959
2025-02-26 00:00:44
A gamble on BTC
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@ a42048d7:26886c32
2025-02-26 00:00:42
⚡️
https://fountain.fm/episode/dnpjfAMgMe775ltimPE2
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzqz9256uude94g42zssjxehxn0692xt7ef9h49wgtly4evk5ynnrclr8ueq
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-26 00:00:04
I don't need anymore convincing! 🍒