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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-11 18:41:00
I just searched it and it came up. Truity I think.
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-11 18:40:38
The best part is she won't be mad even if you did it on purpose. 😂😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 18:40:09
That’s another 6 points deducted
https://media.tenor.com/wdWF2o1XL-0AAAAi/noted-safehouse.gif
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-11 18:39:22
Accepted... probably...
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 18:38:24
📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝✅
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 18:37:56
It’s good to be immune from that type of stupidity
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 18:37:25
>Something something something whatsapp link
>Mute 🤣🤣
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-11 18:36:58
To get a better sense of what kind of events are on the network, I put together a sampling of events that should give me a comprehensive view of the kinds and tags I can expect to see. Maybe this list will help someone else too #nostr #grownostr
https://git.wisehodl.dev/jay/nostr-event-samples/src/branch/main/samples.md
https://github.com/wisehodl/nostr-event-samples/blob/main/samples.md
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 18:36:01
Send me btc 🤣🤣🤣
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 18:35:17
Pure savagery in that show. Absolutely brilliant 😂
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-11 18:34:50
😂😂😂 It's fine...
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-11 18:34:42
I got the exact message the other day from this scammer impersonating someone else. Hard to imagine anyone falling for this.
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-11 18:34:16
I love that this happened. These things are so fun. Also apparently I like 8s 🤷♀️
nostr:nevent1qqsyezec8yjtmp7lenrlp6m07jzxdt670363e7e9j456f4xelv02c9gpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qmrechz2tgtmspqc9e6l30dyfy4j57g43srzcvxupzs0cpn8h9pyqxpqqqqqqzmvpjmz
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 18:33:58
6 antisocial credit points deducted!
https://media.tenor.com/XuqPCdv4iP0AAAAi/notes-taking-notes.gif
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-11 18:33:11
Your URL is j4ck.xyz but the header of your site says jack.xyz, was that intentional?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 18:32:24
Yoooooooo🤣🤣🤣
One of the best comedy shows
These guys are savages
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-11 18:30:40
From Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/1iij34r/jeep_puts_an_ad_covering_my_entire_screen_and_it/?utm_source=embedv2&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_body&embed_host_url=https://www.motorbiscuit.com/jeeps-extended-warranty-spamming-infotainment-screen/&rdt=65376
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-11 18:28:50
Crying in peacemaker mode 😭
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-11 18:28:43
Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
https://preview.redd.it/jeep-puts-an-ad-covering-my-entire-screen-and-it-comes-back-v0-zprihlg5ldhe1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=bd9dca9d57c6cb26ffc831567dd1b81f514b6c86
nostr:note16c5gh7yp6h3elvfm6sq2lru5v7lkc73yuga3mkjr6ntqk4z8rtkqhtdd0h
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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-02-11 18:27:32
GM 👨💻
This is a good time to be reminded that anyone can run their own nostr:nprofile1qqs2xugc5jyguqkj36rk0syv4tmnkjdtmtperttl7x9rqjy3ustdcvcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qg6waehxw309aek2mnyd96zumn0wdnxcctjv5hxxmmd9uxa0uz8 instance as a onion service or on Umbrel and Start9 to truly be sovereign. Do so with the repos below:
Onion service - https://github.com/shopstr-eng/shopstr-hidden-service
Start9 - https://github.com/shopstr-eng/shopstr-start9-service-wrapper
Umbrel - https://github.com/shopstr-eng/umbrel-apps
nostr:nevent1qqs889tl2pyar53z79c8uvs53fun6ckfv7g4uqcsznj8r7fac39h5cspz3mhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3e9upzp5mwszpl57ekmthxgm9ck0uel64rmz095wt9pp6p7qp7yxkqk6lvqvzqqqqqqytxtrzn
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-11 18:25:58
nostr:nevent1qqsr07acaaha4y8rdgnyajrmdh3wzh33qwavhyz86jgts9tlkkrqcuqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygr46ys5rgu3n9xyqcjsru24ct35usdgc08ehmu7f47jnqjngkx3ugpsgqqqqqqswdq6h8
nostr:nevent1qqsq0r67zxa7e58amx07fp3acl8z43ks3tg6ks92azehu3anajfsl4cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg96rzm9g56heluw2vdvelsavzdyrmesy0a6quwmrjl45e6y3svsgcpsgqqqqqqss9a66l
https://i.nostr.build/0gV4s0iwSmVGCxXn.gif
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-11 18:23:21
To be honest, this whole ordeal is making me think Alby Custodial is actually a really good deal.
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-11 18:21:57
We've been tyring to reuse them, but that sometimes kills other people's implementations, if they aren't programming defensively enough.
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-11 18:21:19
Why do you need three 5090’s?
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-11 18:19:44
https://media.tenor.com/eB1XhgprvgkAAAAC/donald-glover-good.gif
nostr:note1u08f0m95qxw2zcgy7yf4w6h2mr6cdzr90hcqpldlpttya3l7hgqsx933v4
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-02-11 18:18:46
Depends on if you need a new car
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-11 18:18:21
The rewards are reduced down to nothing (thanks enshittification)
Membership fees
Now, you also get to be ripped off with interest!
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-11 18:14:50
😂😂 I'm dying. You done fucked up son.
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-11 18:13:45
They hate us cause they anus.
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-11 18:13:34
I lol'd at it
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-11 18:11:31
Wait, am I boring?? I like to keep the peace, but in a sarcastic fun way 😂. I am aware of how I am.
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-11 18:09:08
🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️ LOL
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-11 18:07:02
😂😂😂
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@ 2641c506:983f0175
2025-02-11 18:05:20
I can't see your post in #gossip:
> ERROR PARSING EMBEDDED EVENT: 'missing field `sig` at line 1 column 947'
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-11 18:05:05
Great question 🫡
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-11 18:01:04
#notan8 😂😂😂
https://i.nostr.build/bWnvjj8ElaNK9sTt.png
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-02-11 18:00:44
This is what happens when you hire a Frenchman to do a German's job
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-11 17:56:36
You wouldn't ignore a delete request
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-11 17:55:40
For real tho 😂🤣
And as the price rose, it became more work to spin the wheel than I was getting in sats.
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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-02-11 17:54:49
You can see how they will be managed here:
https://github.com/gzuuus/nips/blob/working-branch/XX.md
With nostr:nprofile1qqs2xugc5jyguqkj36rk0syv4tmnkjdtmtperttl7x9rqjy3ustdcvcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qg6waehxw309aek2mnyd96zumn0wdnxcctjv5hxxmmd9uxa0uz8, I already manage them roughly the same as the proposal outlines, but with all information embedded in the content field as a message that's viewable in NIP-17 DM compatible clients.
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-11 17:53:58
I so needed that. 😅
Geez. Yesterday was terrible.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-11 17:53:47
That edit came in as I was reading this post, and I was wondering what it meant to host something on groceries.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-11 17:52:51
Lol. I folded on the fold card a long time ago. Just because I had better options and spinning a wheel to get the rewards was annoying as shit.
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-11 17:52:11
When you struggle with other people's buggy software, and your nerves are absolutely shot, and then you check on your project and the new devs have already started pulling tickets and fixing bugs and asking how they can help, and it's like 😍
Serious heart hands, guys. 🫶 Welcome to the nostr:nprofile1qqsggm4l0xs23qfjwnkfwf6fqcs66s3lz637gaxhl4nwd2vtle8rnfqprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7qfqwaehxw309ahx7um5wghx26tww4hxg7nhv9h856t89eehqctrv5hsz8rhwden5te0w35x2cmfw3skgetv9ehx7um5wgcjucm0d5hsjmvd7t team. You just made my day.
You just rescued my day.
https://image.nostr.build/02a7ecb86f5b37fe116073a5131873d6bcff0b54ddb72a79053823165e5c01bc.jpg
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-11 17:49:37
I went to fartsite.info while wearing a rain poncho.
That was a mistake.
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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-02-11 17:48:02
There's no events for rental items, but that would be interesting to add. NIP-15 is also being done away with (at least on the side of plebeian.market and conduitbtc.com , shopstr.store and cypher.space were already using NIP-99) and we're revamping NIP-99 to support more of a general e-commerce spec rather than just products. You can see the working proposal here:
https://github.com/gzuuus/nips/blob/working-branch/XX.md
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@ c8df6ae8:22293a06
2025-02-11 17:47:13
From now on, every Secretary of Defense should do PT with the troops.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GjfTtwCXYAAPbHw?format=jpg
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@ 46fcbe30:6bd8ce4d
2025-02-11 17:42:44
If you like privacy, you maybe don't want to zap.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-11 17:41:27
My kids would say that tomatoes, peppers, and tomatillos are fruit.
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-11 17:36:19
It works except for when it doesn’t nostr:note1eyuzc7l5z8wr0ljnjg3h2u3d7y4e3hxxq023cjztxl3r566ztxjse0p3wk
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-11 17:34:40
this name just doesn't work for me
i think in poker it means to give up even if you didn't realise you had a better hand
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-02-11 17:34:14
"I don't think plastic [straws] are going to effect sharks very much as they are munching their way through the ocean" 🤣🤣🤣
nostr:nevent1qqstn56k832crzwcphw59kpzaqzv9ljpra6z0jmu503pkrj0442zscqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyztpa8q038vw5xluyhnydj5u39d7cpssvuswjhhjqj8q42jh4ul3wqcyqqqqqqg0wuwu0
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-11 17:32:44
i would eat kitty if there was nothing else around in a frozen survival situation... cats are more likely to die of cold than humans btw, they have very weak internal heaters, as babies they often die because of it in subzero conditions
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-11 17:32:16
This post was timely 🤣
https://foldapp.com/credit-card?r=2pHbt
https://i.nostr.build/EXaBpSw99YPeXO1v.jpg
nostr:note1403qwkm5s73mnwydrvfpf88rtuvj750jwsyww4cje592mny0hnxsk9wnlm
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-11 17:30:37
i know what this means
i'm a cat bodylinguist
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@ c8383d81:f9139549
2025-02-11 17:25:13
That’s more of an Xray mode than light or dark 😂
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-11 17:24:50
https://images.mleku.dev/9N/IMG_20250211_172235_258.jpg
#catstr Mochi posing for a pretty #photostr as the sun makes a ranbow over the ocean behind him
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-11 17:23:05
True that 🫂
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-11 17:21:47
There's too much indifference to the fate of the users. I want software from people who don't want me to be miserable. I want software built for me, the way I would build it for other people.
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-11 17:21:14
Honestly very good question
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 17:20:04
Yes. He’s absolutely terrifying in this one
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-11 17:19:19
i'm a bit chuffed at the moment, i got the cat to scratch on the scratch post
what i have been doing is putting a little treat right at the top of it and saying "scratch" and repeating this for the last couple days and just now i just called "scratch" with my arms in the correct direction and he grabs it, looks, then starts sheepishly scratching
MOHAHAHAHAA
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-11 17:18:46
"Oh my god! You haven't seen [propaganda media]?? It's my favorite! You have to watch it."
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-11 17:18:03
acquire more debt today nostr:note1035pev0vgxjfa8kgsggqse6ymcvg2zvpqamql6ksaz544ypdn8vs46dk35
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-11 17:15:47
JUST IN: FOLD is launching a #Bitcoin rewards credit card and just opened the waitlist where they’re giving out $200,000 in prizes 👀
Sign up here: https://foldapp.com/credit-card?r=UZoiP
I’m talking with Fold’s CEO Will Reeves today on nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8 — let me know if you have any questions for Will 👇
(Conversation will be live streamed on zap.stream at 4PM US CST) https://i.nostr.build/NGo363jEMyI5zkFT.jpg
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-11 17:13:43
Everyone keeps telling me that it doesn't matter, if any of it works, as it's only toys and you might lose some money, but money isn't everything and YOLO.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 17:13:30
🤣🤝
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 17:13:17
I have him muted already. So boring with the whatsapp link
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 17:12:33
For the normies? Not sure. That’s more Elon’s forte. Us retards in the thread we prefer our brains au naturel: low IQ with no brain chips 🤣🤣🤣
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@ 4a16df7b:0bf7a5b1
2025-02-11 17:12:17
No I would like more ₿ in the hands of more retail adopters rather than making institutional adopters whales
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 17:11:13
I have to rewatch this
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-11 17:09:58
🤬 it's a blessing in disguise because it's a symptom of the disease called success
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-11 17:08:34
Sats heaven, since I have the wrong seed and updating the version of the app, to fix the bug, threw me out of the account and made a new one. I apparently, now, have three different wallets with three different seeds, and I didn't even know it. I was totally confused. And now the app is frozen and unusable, again, and it has again taken the money and not moved it.
This made me so upset that I had to take the day off because fretting about it made me violently ill. I don't even know where the money is, now, or who has access to it, or anything. I guess it's just sitting in the mint.
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@ fbc2fb3f:e78fb15e
2025-02-11 17:08:33
Somehow I saw this coming…
https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-study-finds-relying-on-ai-kills-your-critical-thinking-skills-2000561788
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-11 17:06:36
toilet training the cat is stressful at times, especialy because the stupid bathroom isn't cat-proofed
and i sometimes freak out for a moment about the idea of him somehow unhitching the mirror from its hooks on the wall, or managing to somehow make the shower sliding doors fall from their tracks and turn into a big nasty mess of shards in my shower
but it's wort h it
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 17:05:58
Rainbow
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@ c8383d81:f9139549
2025-02-11 17:05:07
Orange & black is also a killer combo 🕶️
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 17:04:34
2 things for certain. Father d and income theft
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@ a514ab3b:f39daf78
2025-02-11 17:04:23
Uhm, you need to publish on the onion exposed relays and/or spin 1-2 to be reliable. Clients who connect users to nostr through tor could manage. There are relays that relay between both anyway.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 17:02:32
I’m not waiting until I see this guy. I hear him in the hallway and I run 👀
https://media1.tenor.com/m/668YElQlo5gAAAAd/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh.gif
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-11 17:01:36
i'm sure that a reasonable simulacra of me in ordinary situations might be passable disguise but the things that make me go apeshit i bet it can't figure them out
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 17:00:48
Retarded normies. So not the funny retards like in our thread. The other kind of retards that make you sigh 🤣
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-11 16:59:55
Never forget the Holocaust...
...is a rounding error compared to Communism.
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-02-11 16:58:54
How do I hate buggy software. Let me count the ways...
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 16:58:45
🤣🤣
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 16:57:23
See, you know more about the finocchios than I do 🤭
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 16:56:47
Retarded apparel. Coming soon ™ nostr:note1h6dk9he27jrcc45p4zg5srajw73uzrnfugea4a38k8xxv30k8qns2v23fz
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-11 16:54:54
https://i.nostr.build/rn2s1ftLUAiAl7KM.jpg
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 16:53:49
I’m a frog not a Piccolo 🤣🤣🤣
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 16:52:42
https://media.tenor.com/BWzK7cmNVWgAAAAi/pepo-g-peepo.gif
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-11 16:52:04
yeah, i've always been a cat among pigeons... these people were always for sale, and they don't think that's a problem and they are the ones that really are the enablers of tyrants
so yeah... people woh are comfortable with being parasites but can be whipped into obedience to reason and justice have to be... you know, whipped, shunned, terrified that everything they do to win at someone's expense is being noticed
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 16:51:12
https://media.tenor.com/YxGsoypAdpAAAAAd/anger-management-jack-nicholson.gif
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 16:50:55
And a 🌈
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@ c8383d81:f9139549
2025-02-11 16:49:56
One should not work outside on a display, the sun is for enjoyment 😄 🌞 but case & point the ✌️nd valid argument
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@ 79998141:0f8f1901
2025-02-11 16:49:29
Haha we get accused of the same things!!!
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 16:48:06
Epic t shirt
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 16:47:06
Agreed 🤣
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 16:46:05
😂
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-11 16:43:46
Nevermind, I went ahead and did it. Works, now.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-11 16:38:43
🤣🤣
https://media1.tenor.com/m/RoKkMvE_XUAAAAAC/ghetto-no.gif