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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:50:45
https://media1.tenor.com/m/cnqQQTnIPSQAAAAd/smile-smirk.gif
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:50:32
Keep Nostr Weird.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:48:32
Soap friend, I think he needs it. With the current state of the market he hasn’t showered in a while. Mrs Stache is fed up 🤭
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-18 20:47:26
I will make her pocket sized and take her with me wherever I go...that's not creepy at all right?
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:47:16
We're even on GitHub now.
https://github.com/vitorpamplona/amethyst/issues/1279
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-18 20:46:12
The only reason anyone will bid 😆😆. Did you tell him that he has to split the sats with you?
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-02-18 20:44:38
This post shines a light on the reality of the state.
We are prisoners left to plead with the guards.
There is no government of, for or by the people.
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@ a4a6b584:1e05b95b
2025-02-18 20:44:11
If a private key is shared publicly then no one can ever be sure who actually signed any particular message. Unless there are IP logs i guess. It's an interesting concept.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:44:03
That would be great 👍
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-18 20:43:29
😂 Super quiet huh 🤔
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-18 20:40:05
😂😂 collecting DNA off those clips so I can have my very own Noshole 😬🧬🧫⚗️🧪
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:38:49
The girlfriend in Blade Runner 2049 also
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:37:59
Him and TARS from interstellar. R2 as well.
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@ e07773a9:4a98108a
2025-02-18 20:37:42
Thanks! I was happy and a little surprised with how well these turned out.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:37:24
Great movie. I think HAL 9000 is my favourite robot 😂😂
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:37:17
You exhausted the budget you've set for yourself.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:35:13
He's pretty good 😂 I loved A Space Odyssey
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:34:35
😂🤣
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@ e07773a9:4a98108a
2025-02-18 20:34:32
Thanks. I was very happy with the way they turned out, especially for a first attempt with black & white film!
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:34:12
I don't know what I would've done without that information, so: thank you 🫂
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:34:09
My question is, what the "Ol Reliable" of frontend development that just works, no frills?
Vanilla JS?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:33:41
😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:32:58
He got full freedom of speech now. Reach is another thing 🤭
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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-02-18 20:32:49
Inventory count isn't automatically changed yet, unfortunately. To change it, it has to manually be updated since we don't store any inventory information at all, it's just set on the listing, but I'm working on an update to make that more seamless.
As for the wallet, did you deposit the sats into it first and then pay out, or is it that one sat that was showing in the screenshots you sent? I'm currently working on updating the wallet so it might be acting up. If the sats you sent are in your external wallet already, they won't be spendable within the site anymore, you'll just get an error trying to spend them.
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-18 20:32:39
I'm waiting. I not going to hold my breath, however.
https://image.nostr.build/20658b16192a1d6eed5c2732013ae997df97f53985dcfc60c795bdf4b219571d.jpg
#breakthestate
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:31:55
Not sure about that part 😂
All I know is that he’s one of the greatest movie directors
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:30:49
Isn't that the guy who filmed the moon landing?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:30:47
You need both
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:30:10
You love to see it 🫂🤣⭕
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:30:05
You should. It’s a classic. Directed by Stanley Kubrick
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:29:31
Man I'm really gonna have to watch that now
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:28:11
He finally accomplished his mission 😂
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:28:06
That's a video of our boy nostr:nprofile1qqsdayx9mvm2gqgln4vymlqcmcd9wfrgdpnes3unaafxxvd4r79586gpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cspz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyctwvsqdm607
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:27:51
No lies detected 😂🤣
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:27:06
Like a trophy. This is more and more like full metal jacket 😂
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:26:38
Maybe some of the stuff on nostr resources is useful. It's a bit dated, but it explains things in broad strokes and might be a good entry point to learn more. https://nostr-resources.com/#receiving-zaps
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:26:26
That's like raiding his pockets afterwards and finding a neat pin, and wearing it everywhere you go.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-18 20:26:16
yeah, and inbox/outbox
there is already quite a number of users who are using it, idk how big the db is now, somewhere around 300mb i think
and yes, i think amethyst actually works with its auth, as does nostrudel and coracle, other clients i dunno about
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:26:07
😂😂
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:25:49
Welp there it is again. Stache is our token Verita 😂
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-18 20:24:56
my next piece of work now i have a working file upload/download with nip-98 auth is to start implementing an actual nostr native http protocol
to explain it in simple terms
this is for simple web app style queries where you just make a standard HTTP request and it returns a HTTP response, none of this websocket jazz
i am kinda stoked because i have mostly defined the protocol already, but specified a different encoding scheme, and have a design for a separate event, auth and API calls, but i'm going to start with something simple
it's basically going to be a refined variation on the existing muddled "filter" and "envelope" scheme
anyway, i'm off to write some documentation
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-18 20:24:12
Oh. OK. With Amethyst, where do I put your relay? General relays?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:22:22
Totally understandable 😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:21:32
https://media1.tenor.com/m/W-42HlChzwAAAAAd/rainn-wilson.gif
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:21:01
https://i.nostr.build/XFm9RvhmxNbrqLVM.gif
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-18 20:20:34
lately it's been yt-dlp
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:20:16
The music 😂😂😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:20:02
https://media.tenor.com/YxGsoypAdpAAAAAd/anger-management-jack-nicholson.gif
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:19:45
I've already moved npubs once haha nostr:nprofile1qqsdwcr5vs39ez4kzrdfjj2mcuxg5wj95qlc5g4ftur0eddugg09wwspzemhxue69uhkummnw3ezu6twdaehgcfwvd3j7qgnwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxtcpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt4w35ku7thv9kxcet59e3k7mf0zl85jd
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:19:24
Purity of the soul is proportional to the amount of benjamins in the envelope 🤭
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:18:56
What a coincidence that it's the same one in your browser history huh 🤔🤔
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-18 20:18:37
Ours does the exact same look 😂😂.
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:18:01
🔥🧡
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:16:39
Heeellll yeah buddy 🏃
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:15:55
You think that's not enough? Me neither. I'll do it for 50.
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:15:49
Nice! 🧡
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:15:08
Various sources, and I use SyncThing to sync my audiobooks folder across all devices. aax2mp3 is useful for my setup too.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:14:55
I don't know anything about this guy except that he fought an MMA match and also livestreamed his own arrest or something. The dude is a professional drama stunt man.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:14:11
Matches his outfit
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-18 20:13:45
people who can't face the reality of their person literally have a personality disorder
easy to identify: if they REEE at you when you don't use the correct nouns and pronouns they are psychotic
"i identify as your king"
"fuck off, you are just some lunatic"
"REEE"
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@ 3b3f085d:f7123d3e
2025-02-18 20:12:34
Bitcoin is falling and Litecoin is going up!
https://m.primal.net/PByZ.png
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:12:32
😂
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:11:51
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/014/191/thatsapenis.jpg
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-18 20:11:26
5 BTC
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-18 20:10:53
I wouldn't say I'm feeling great 🤢. Lol.
She is always so good, but if there is a hint of bacon grease she can't resist it. I blame myself because I'll give her a piece of bacon fat or pour a little grease on her food when she's being picky.
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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-02-18 20:10:05
If you're on Shopstr, Amethyst, or 0xchat you should just be able to click the claim/redeem button and it'll pay out to your lightning address. Since I see you have coinos set as your address, you could also just copy/paste the payment into your coinos app (they support Cashu as well).
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-18 20:09:40
The entire ‘crypto’ market in one picture… https://i.nostr.build/ycrjwsQ7qZ0u3krO.jpg
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:08:48
Now we wait
https://media1.tenor.com/m/-P-xeHYEY9QAAAAd/sad-pablo-lonely.gif
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:08:47
Smart Audiobook Player
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-18 20:08:32
Freedom of speech doesn’t have a price tag.
nostr:nevent1qqswqjzmx63hlckwu5r32gwxdajymk2nzpzwfte0wm2ex6263yytsuqzyzmejmqc8cpkmuncq229hq9mmj9shavhrdnzr2rt7dtfcvepzlc86qcyqqqqqqgpz3mhxue69uhhwmm59enkjunfdehjummjvuazngv7
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@ a4a6b584:1e05b95b
2025-02-18 20:07:57
Give people a vision they actually care about and then pay them enough so that they don't get distracted by FOMO.
This is how you get talented people to do great things for you.
Incentives matter.
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:07:53
You can't really delete a nostr profile in some sense. It's impossible to prove deletion. I could still have a copy of the private key somewhere (in my head, for example).
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:06:35
Gotta buy something nice for miss stache 👀
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:04:51
1 BTC seems reasonable
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:04:49
lol plz do I kinda need a day in the forest anyway
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-18 20:04:47
🌬️
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:04:04
Wow, Amethyst will auto-edit npubs to nprofile, that sucks. I was writing YOUR_NPUB@npub.cash
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:03:11
😂
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-18 20:02:49
That's all nice and dandy but I encourage you to set a lightning address anyway. You can use nostr:nprofile1qqsz0lwemq22s6jhytsvvgyp2kh6hl46w4putelv9mq62h4lhglsh8spz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchsvwhyrq@npub.cash - it just works.
Don't do it for yourself, do it for those who get triggered if they can't zap people (read: me).
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:02:21
And a brown envelope? 👀😂😂
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-18 20:01:59
The dog got in to the trash a couple of nights ago, I had no idea what she ate until this morning...apparently it was a couple of paper towels and some tomato seeds... She was pretty lethargic yesterday, but after pooping out her trash treats this morning she seems right as rain. I had to snap a pic so the hubs could see it, but I won't subject anyone else to it 😂. #dogstr
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-18 20:00:52
relays that can tolerate no auth to limit spam have huge problems with spam, are constantly deleting data randomly, some even just zero the whole database like jb55 aka will aka damus dev's relay
the fact that after over a year of me trying to get some movement towards actually supporting auth properly we are still in a situation where the only reason why my relay isn't being used properly by a lot of clients is auth, i just fucking can't
over it
so that's why i'm forging ahead with forking the protocol, or more exactly, building out a simpler, easier to program, less complicated version of everything that is already in nostr, but that makes AUTH a first class citizen because it's completely impossible to run a freely writeable server on the internet, since, idk... fucking 1999
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 20:00:18
😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 19:59:51
Maybe a disgruntled patient 😂
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@ 87e98bb6:8d6616f4
2025-02-18 19:59:20
Samesies.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-18 19:57:49
i think because that site uses pablo and co's shitty NDK it doesn't work with my relay, because of the auth, which it does wrong, and not according the spec
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-18 19:56:11
haha, no, i follow you, so you have access to wss://mleku.realy.lol - this is my deployment of the relay i am building
realy has a simple built-in access control that is based on designating owner pubkeys and then if it can who i follow, and who my follows follow, every npub it can find out of those it whitelists for access
it also has a spider that tries to find all of those lists and the latest versions if they update, every hour it pokes at two random relays it finds from all the relay lists stored in the database
of course you can zap me for the work but i don't see the sense in that unless you are actually using it for your own business or purposes
if you want to run your own relay, it's a good option, IMO, but there is some serious quirks with AUTH with most of the clients out there, there is issues being raised on the nips repo and such but i personally have turned my back on most of the well known nostr devs, because they are dumbass, brainwashed, superstitious and cliquey little upstarts who can't even write a text parser
https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-01-2019/930ZZT.gif
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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-02-18 19:55:02
This is part of the reason why I generally think escrow and the need for arbitration will eventually be done with. The subsidization of the shopping experience online has greatly shifted the incentives and behavior on the buyer and seller side alike. With commerce decentralizing, I believe consumption will be driven down to essentials and "lifestyle" purchases like art, artisan crafts, and the like. Trust will also be brought up as an important factor when engaging online, and if someone ever does scam, they will be publicly shamed and probably not even have a reputation to begin with. It will become quite costly and time consuming to pull off a scam, and at that point it would be in the scammer's best interest to actually just become a reputable merchant and build up their reputation. In the short-term, this would probably lead to a decent amount of deception, but in the long-run it changes the incentive structure of existing marketplaces and "localizes" the shopping experience online.
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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-02-18 19:52:34
If only nostr:nprofile1qqsyv47lazt9h6ycp2fsw270khje5egjgsrdkrupjg27u796g7f5k0spzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcprdmhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vfwde3x7tnpdenkzmnf9e3k75xqss4 had multi-key support for Nostr... 👀
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 19:52:25
Is that the hospital where Stache works? Some funny business going on 🤭
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-18 19:51:41
During the nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttsw43zuam9d3kx7unyv4ezumn9wsqzq7q8pqp9qg6mz0y0keaw4u6q7fxr8pzmy3cw0hw8asx5psqxsfj9w2rsvz live stream with nostr:nprofile1qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yat99e3k7mgpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucqyzxd58d2lvkl3kh52qzn8jaxndj947sv4acndc6phcdkdghfuk7askrj6su 2,168 sats were zapped. I am rounding this up to 10,000 sats myself.
RUNNING TOTAL 55,108 sats to be sent to Ross when he joins Nostr #ZapsForRoss https://m.primal.net/PBxI.png
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp3yw98cykjpvcqw2r7003jrwlqcccpv7p6f4xg63vtcgpunwznq3qyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcqyr6g0u7aj49vq29j5j0q2zm086t76wfzt0tq6d8welr6tarf4r8kvy5jjz7
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 19:51:25
😂🤝
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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-02-18 19:50:47
Ahh, that's the issue; Nostr connect doesn't support NIP-44 encryption yet (what is used for the DMs on Shopstr, Amethyst, Coracle, 0xchat, etc.), so you can't view the messages unless you use another extension like Alby or nos2x. If you have 0xchat, Amethyst, or Coracle you should also be able to view the messages there an claim your payment.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 19:48:29
And later when they ask for a prescription, you look them straight in the eye and start doing this
https://media1.tenor.com/m/QmINDb0lj8UAAAAC/pepe-meme.gif
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@ 535a8eb6:fd4d47ee
2025-02-18 19:47:55
Yep! This was the first thing I did to test it out.
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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-02-18 19:46:24
How are you signed in? And if it's with an extension is it Nostr Connect?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 19:46:04
😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 19:44:22
This is Stache when a patient enters his office 😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Gjmtp7MWATYAAAAC/punch.gif
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-18 19:41:46
Is this a paid relay?I don't mind paying, just wondering.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-18 19:40:12
You’re supposed to heal your patients, not put them in a coma with your smell