-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:46:39
The smartest trick the Devil ever played, was popularizing the idea of "quality time". Like, how idiotic do you have to be, to think you can cram valuable time with your children into time slots? As if "being a mom" can be planned into your day like it's a teleconference?
Oh, we are going to have 15 minutes of quality time, now, kids, and then Mommy has important worksheets to fill out. ☺️
-
@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 19:46:26
Thought you were talking about the car lol, and I had no doubt that it was 😂
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:45:46
My Supra is still going strong. Bitaxe is pretty cool
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:44:49
Totally safe 😂
-
@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 19:44:43
Still no buyer's regret on this guy #bitaxe https://i.nostr.build/Z6JEE5RtaUjmCpDd.jpg
-
@ 90d9080b:374bba8a
2025-02-20 19:44:40
Now do Obama
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:43:32
Dr prof phd in gender studies, I thought we had closed this matter already
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:42:22
😂😂😂
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:42:16
Hard CEOs create Hard money 😂
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:41:09
Never skipped leg day in his life
https://media1.tenor.com/m/XbYJFbakT0IAAAAd/vitalik-vitalik-buterin.gif
-
@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-20 19:40:51
It was a narrow but intense window in time.
-
@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 19:40:18
Hell yeah 😎🌽
Wishing I had worn mine this morning if I'm honest.
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:40:05
It has the hardest CEO bro 😂
-
@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 19:38:10
😂 It was a whole thing.
-
@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-20 19:37:53
A
For me, chat is far less important than voice, video, and screen sharing. It's definitely not something that needs to be retained outside of the context of the room, especially if it adds complexity or failure points to the backend.
-
@ c8df6ae8:22293a06
2025-02-20 19:37:25
Life is real!
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:36:11
Career moms are such shit moms, fr.
A plague on the entire society.
If your children are sick, stay your ass home.
If your children are depressed, stay your ass home.
If your children are getting bad grades, stay your ass home.
If your children have disabilities, stay your ass home.
If your children need a proper diet and excersize, stay your ass home.
You know what?
Just stay your ass home.
Fuck your stupid fucking job. Nobody gives a shit about your stupid fucking job.
Take care of your kids, ffs.
But, let me not continue to mince words...
-
@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:29:56
i don't know what that means but your banner pic is fire (and interesting!) https://image.nostr.build/ad4a51bfedc97e17d588e5e8b4bbbb76657342d71289b9f10b15ef854550a208.jpg
-
@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:28:40
YES
#YESTR
-
@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:28:23
Happens 😂
-
@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:28:04
i love nostr so much it's fucking amazing that it exists and that it kinda works so I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you fiatjaf I love you (no homo)
-
@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:26:50
memes are my price ticker
-
@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-20 19:26:08
Too old or too young.
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:25:47
Both are inflationary
Both steal from those who hold their token
-
@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-20 19:25:06
https://i.nostr.build/B9RvYcmMDS0CAFia.jpg
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:25:02
Better to pay it off and use your money to invest in something with higher returns, rather than stay in debt with something with lower returns. You only have to beat 5%, to make it worthwhile.
https://media.tenor.com/23_6PLN1ZHAAAAAC/dont-make-me-do-math-emily-ghoul.gif
-
@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-02-20 19:24:41
PRETTY DECENT
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:24:10
https://media1.tenor.com/m/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAd/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:23:21
https://i.nostr.build/tUy69avydxUTcSlA.jpg
-
@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-20 19:23:21
lagarde, regard... it rheims
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:21:43
No, to the other apartment. It's my SIL.
She legit dumped the kids off with full-blown influenza and a high fever, for Oma to watch, last week, and it's like,
Bist du von allen guten Geistern verlassen?!
-
@ 01d0bbf9:91130d4c
2025-02-20 19:17:22
Always worth buying materials from companies who produce quality and stand behind their products. Has saved me so many times over the ‘cheaper’ option which often ends up costing more in the end.
-
@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-20 19:16:44
When #cornyhat man talks, you listen.
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:14:47
Yes 😂
Burning something that’s not scarce to try and mimic scarcity is crazy. Vitalik should be ashamed 😂
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 19:12:18
No. Eth is the worst. They use it for brain implants now? 😂
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:09:27
I'm not taking them in. I'm not completely retarded.
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:07:53
She's not bringing them to our apartment. I'd bar the door. LOL
But she keeps dropping them off at Oma's and is like, "Oh, the kids have ringworm and scarlett fever, but I need to go to work, can you watch them?" ☠️
-
@ cfa597bc:6fc2a927
2025-02-20 19:04:01
I don’t think so, nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg is the expert though
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:03:34
I swear, they bring in nasty shit I have to Google cuz it's like they live in a Turd World Country, fr.
-
@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-20 19:02:33
this meme needs the Alby logo in it
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 19:01:56
I am so sick of our resident career woman dumping her constantly-sick little kids at our house, so that she can go off to her stupid job, and dragging all sorts of gruesome diseases into our home from the kindergarten.
Just had to say that.
-
@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-02-20 18:56:28
Ziehan's schtick is demographics in terms of geopolitics. Also discusses naval power projection. Be aware, he is a hardcore leftist.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsy9I56PY3IngCf_VGjunMQ
-
@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 18:53:00
Feeling angsty in my thermal shirt with a tee over it, thinking I might break out some white-out or a sharpie to do my nails later 😂. #donthateappreciate #90sthings #youwouldntunderstand #myemotionsarestrongerthanyours #soretro #amigenxormillenialidontknow #lostgeneration #isthisenoughhashtags #thursdaythots
-
@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 18:50:45
The real web of trust algorithm.
-
@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 18:50:29
Offend everyone as a filter to find the real homies.
-
@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-20 18:50:05
I have a hard time finding Max on Nostr as well.
nostr:npub1lqvv69u549atefvcyfht30lemlyvl9jnz4l7c6ejs20yzpq7hh7sjjfx0r
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:49:22
🤝
https://media1.tenor.com/m/I1AiYqwackwAAAAd/my-quant-my-quantitative.gif
-
@ 01d0bbf9:91130d4c
2025-02-20 18:48:14
Reckless_Koala 🙌
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:45:49
Everything costs double, now, I swear.
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:45:00
Like I said one quant. Until you bring a second dr prof phd in gender studies manhood.
-
@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 18:44:31
Rugpull cheiroso
-
@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 18:42:33
Thank you 🙏
-
@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 18:41:34
"Wrong" ? PS3 or PSVita version ?
-
@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 18:38:33
Thanks for the zap nostr:npub1l4vcnh06mk0z4akwhzmrjs4fuvdnwdn73xghjv0duwew5a5z8ugq6zur0c
https://image.nostr.build/e33391beebf14d2830b811560ad6952bdc05c44425b06cf4353808c1e498000a.gif
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:37:15
Bidet > toilet paper
-
@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-20 18:37:06
Yes
-
@ c8df6ae8:22293a06
2025-02-20 18:36:25
Q2 this week:
3E
6 x (2 min Interval (7:08) with 2 min jog) [7:01, 7:01, 6:56, 6:54, 6:59, 7:05]
4 x (1 min Repetition(6:34) with 2 min jog) [6:22, 6:32, 6:39, 6:10]
2E
#running #marathontraining #marathon https://i.nostr.build/BDpZeYKBGPdicVMl.jpg
-
@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 18:35:43
Nostr brings the free market mechanism to communication in cyberspace. It's imperitive to keep technical debt to a minimum by maximizing modularity and decoupling.
-
@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 18:34:54
Really into ost mood today, sorry nostriches. It's the last.
https://youtu.be/2pwUX1_uGg4
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:34:02
Not a smart one, though, since it's a depreciating asset, in real terms.
-
@ c8383d81:f9139549
2025-02-20 18:33:03
You should check your sources if you being that X BS over here ✌️
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:32:03
Debt-free for about a decade, now. Before that, a mortgage.
-
@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 18:27:35
Vc parece gostar dela ainda kkkk
-
@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-20 18:26:29
This should be cool to watch.
https://youtu.be/ybuJ_nIXwGE
#chessstr lol
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:26:27
Quit the bullshit. Bring in a 2nd dr phd manhood in gender studies and then we can have a 2nd quant. Until then stop wasting my time. I have some quanting to do
https://i.nostr.build/8lWa4wK7r4eS5zFk.gif
-
@ 46fcbe30:6bd8ce4d
2025-02-20 18:24:46
You typically get what you pay for. If the photo is real, that guy on stage probably did pay people from the audience for holding up signs in the past.
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:22:53
As soon as you bring in a second Dr Phd Manhood in gender studies sure. Then we can have 2 quants
-
@ 46fcbe30:6bd8ce4d
2025-02-20 18:22:22
So to stick with my example, if author has 5 relays as inbox, you would check only the remaining 95 for being inbox of the other pubkeys? And as you add more relays to the list you check fewer for the remaining users? For long lists this could significantly speed things up but who cares about 1ms or 0.5 for the occasional event going to that many pubkeys? The speedup would first be due to bigger relays getting removed from the check quickly, so the smaller probabilistic filters that remain are the ones that are faster to check, too.
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:22:22
LOL. These bots have been around since the 80s, feels like.
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:21:47
🤗
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:21:27
Sun damage as an art form. Just gotta name it, claim it, right?
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:20:46
How can I be jealous if there’s only 1 quant? 🤭
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:20:45
😅
-
@ c8df6ae8:22293a06
2025-02-20 18:20:28
Absolutely insane
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:19:54
Thank you. ♥️
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:19:12
🫂
-
@ 46fcbe30:6bd8ce4d
2025-02-20 18:18:43
Trying to understand this ...
So you have a list of relays and each has a list of inbox pubkeys in a probabilistic filter and when you publish an event, you publish to the author's outbox relays and check every other known relay for being the inbox of any of the mentioned pubkeys via the probabilistic filters? And that lookup delays sending by 255ns at the cost of 10MB in RAM? Or is it 255ns per user or per user per relay? I guess the latter? So if you have 100 relays indexed as being the inbox relays of pubkeys and you have an event mentioning 40 pubkeys, you spend 40 x 100 x 255ns = 1ms to compile the list of relays to publish the event to?
-
@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-20 18:16:45
Oh, how generous of them.
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:16:40
What's your stack?
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:14:42
I started using the Internet in the 1980s, so I can remember those days.
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:10:51
https://media1.tenor.com/m/RoKkMvE_XUAAAAAC/ghetto-no.gif
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:10:17
Other quant! No more quant! 🤭
https://media.tenor.com/V5L16G_wKUMAAAAi/herve-pepe.gif
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:08:16
https://media.tenor.com/QKN78qrUeFIAAAAC/high-five-apir.gif
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:07:45
. NET? That's C# right?
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:06:32
LOL COBOL
-
@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-02-20 18:05:46
I know people aren’t fans of seeing X content on here, but this is too insane not to share… WTF is wrong with Europe?
—
“The dangers of A.I. are abstract for many people, but for me, they are very real.
In two weeks, I face years in prison because the government used an A.I. tool on a groupchat I was allegedly a member of and which was literally called "shitposting".
Their A.I. tool gave every message a 'toxicity score' and concluded most of the messages were toxic.
One of my alleged messages was "Some cultures are inferior, backwards cultures that still practice Female Genital Mutilation, for example". This message got a 100/100 toxicity score and 100/100 for sexism and 100/100 for racism. Yes, this was considered sexist by the A.I. (a punishable offence in Belgium)
Almost all of the messages the A.I. bot concluded to be 'toxic', are completely wrong. Every sentence that included "an African" was deemed racist, for example. Every sentence with "leftist tears" got 100/100 toxicity.
I (allegedly) quoted a black journalist who said something racist, but the A.I. bot does not understand this and attributed the quote to me, adding to the 'total toxicity score' that got me 1 year in jail and a 16.000 EUR fine.
There is no serious way to defend yourself against this, as the Public Prosecutor will use the 'Total Toxicity Score' as his 'evidence', instead of going over all the supposedly toxic quotes.
The Public Prosecutor's definition of 'shitposts' is also crazy: "Shitposts are deliberately insulting messages ment to provocate".
My appeal is next week.”
https://x.com/dvanlangenhove/status/1892293193972273305
-
@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-20 18:04:22
Sometimes I would like to have studied music to be able to compose such masterpiece as this ost
https://youtu.be/oFXTZRNqAxQ
Yeah no money maker skill probably wouldn't even work with that. I most likely didn't because I couldn't bear the thought of having to hear MPB as part of the class lol and also dealing with social annoyance.
-
@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-20 18:04:14
i swear #golang is like the Uncarved Block of tech
everyone ignores it because they can't turn it into furniture, but it's oh so comfortable to rest under the shade of its living foliage
-
@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-20 18:03:58
I could barely understand half the words he said but I understood that he is a man of culture, and his wife should be very lucky. It's an aye from me.
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:02:34
You listed quant twice in your note 🤭
I’m that important!
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:02:21
Kids, amiright?
-
@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-20 18:01:58
🐈⬛
#til that there is a "black cat" emoji
-
@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-20 18:01:09
😂😂
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 18:00:45
You forgot nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas again
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 18:00:29
I'm the only Java dev, we have, and I'm overwhelmed with the Python rewrite and some AI junk. There's a tool we're using, that needs a Java plugin.
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 17:59:05
Hey, do you know Java?
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 17:58:39
Watcha got, sir?
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 17:57:31
Well, it's a sprawling enterprise system. We have C++, Typescript, and PHP in production. Some of the Typescript is being exchanged for C++ and Rust, and the PHP will be traded in for Python, probably.
-
@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-02-20 17:55:16
Starting out young and poor, is almost fun. Staying that way, for a long time, with no improvement in sight, is a crushing emotional burden.
-
@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-20 17:55:11
😂