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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-02-24 18:49:45
You can get started with nostr:nprofile1qqs2xugc5jyguqkj36rk0syv4tmnkjdtmtperttl7x9rqjy3ustdcvcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qg6waehxw309aek2mnyd96zumn0wdnxcctjv5hxxmmd9uxa0uz8! I'm still working on some video and blog tutorials/support pages, but it's pretty simple to get started.
You just sign-in (or create a new Nostr account), and you can head over to the "my listings page" to add a product. All orders and payments are then handled over DM, you can view them on the site, but if you also have 0xchat, Amethyst, or Coracle, the messages also show up there.
If you have any questions or need help, feel free to DM or @ me! 🤙
https://shopstr.store
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 18:48:53
"take on human form" i think the thing about them is they can take on other forms like using telepathy and appearing as spooky shit like wheels with eyes and suchlike.
and holding back the weather, that sounds a lot like a massive magnetic based shield, and you need 4... why do you think there is 4 corners to the world? not because it's a flat square, because it's a tetrahedral pattern you need to apply it to run a full 360 shield around the planet
anyway, it's all the same to me, really, but i'm just saying that this stuff is all technology and if you read Enoch you will see that he clearly, and repeatedly makes a distinction between God and the King of the Angels (Jesus' father).
this is how i read it after reading through a lot of apocryphal genesis books and Enoch
and it doesn't make any material difference except that it means i can say that because all the science around geomagnetic effects and solar driving of weather, volcanism and earthquakes, and the declining trend and rapid movement of the earth's magnetic field that all of this makes perfect sense as signs as to why they might be coming - because they know, which we can't, barely even know, a few of us, that there is a terrible disaster coming - that this coming disaster will be a conflagration that will incinerate the world and would extinct humanity
which is a perfect opportunity to rescue the righteous and let the corrupt burn
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:47:05
I'm butchering relay subscription filters to do graph lookups. I'm sure the devs will love that.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:45:29
🤝
But do you write tests tho?
As you can see I hate people who don't test.
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-24 18:44:35
I am working my own alternative cache server. Replacing crappy DVMs and the buggy protocol that is with proper algorithms too
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-24 18:44:04
Unfortunately, no. Compute limitations are starting to be rapidly hit, and AI inherently cannot be “intelligent”.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:43:41
I'm gonna obselete the primal cache. It's so retarded.
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-24 18:43:06
Getting started now 👊
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:43:05
😂 wouldn't that be great. I know some Brazilians but from final fantasy 14 lmao. I have no idea where in Brazil they are.
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-24 18:42:42
Okay 🥵 I’ll try!
It’s gonna be weak sauce compared to my current site
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-24 18:42:21
they had to last-second hack together Postgres support
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-24 18:42:09
Probably just HTML and CSS It’s all I know 😏
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-24 18:42:02
Uses SQLite with no way to scale, and bad schema, nothing can go wrong
and also centralized
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:41:20
It's hard man. It's really hard.
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-24 18:40:55
also, have subscription (new events) separate from request (stored events)
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-24 18:40:23
spec is very simple
disable buffering on your proxy
Content-Type: text/event-stream
each line has a prefix + data (followed by a newline), like so:
prefix: data 1
prefix2: data 2
two newlines = end of message
types:
- event: once per message, defines event type
- id: event ID to be given to consumer
- data: data for event, multiple data lines can exist (they are joined by newline)
- retry: send by itself with nothing else, number in milliseconds to try to reconnect after connection loss
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:39:55
Dude that's awesome. It almost makes me feel better about the criminal lack of software testing in the world.
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-24 18:39:11
I feel this on a spiritual level
nostr:nevent1qqsym3jutxz6jzmy83qam74833lh8nq60r2lykr6yvkpk7c87mcf6tqzyzryhjajsnglvt8dnh2ch4gde6cmpexwjs6yahlj230d6lwvkyul2qcyqqqqqqgrjwxy7
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:38:19
Dev culture is such trash 😂😭
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:37:25
Bro I'm dying rn give me a second.
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-24 18:37:20
wdym
these are browser APIs
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:36:03
☠️
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 18:35:52
seems that nostrudel managed to send it but it doesn't happy to auth in the task manager :shrug:
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-24 18:35:35
https://image.nostr.build/2be068f5b478c769272744f3550998f93da74c06dc8c5cd03c42d8151b67ddc6.gif
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:35:01
I swear man going on Nostr GitHub is like walking into a hellscape.
The only place I kinda like being is nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8gprfmhxue69uhkcmmrdd3x77pwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9emk2um5v4exucn5vvhxxmmd9ux73xm6's go-nostr repo.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 18:34:50
#nostronly pls
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@ 4bf3a313:bf6af7d5
2025-02-24 18:34:29
I haven't opened them yet, but I'll update this thread when I do.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 18:34:13
#nostrudel did send this one out, that was what this was testing
so it does kinda sorta support open read, auth to write, sorta kinda, but it seemed like it didn't
#jumble and #coracle both are fine with this auth pattern tho cc: nostr:npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-24 18:33:22
See: Server Sent Events (basic spec for streaming messages server to client) and EventStream (JS)
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-02-24 18:33:07
Bitcoinmints.com
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 18:31:46
an example of the retardation of typical nostr clients and auth
#jumble is fine to cope with my #realy when it's set to "public readable" with "restricted-writes" (ie auth to publish)
the relay doesn't demand auth to do req, it has "restricted-writes" in the nip-11, and if you try to send "EVENT" envelope to it, it answers back with "OK",false,"auth-required" and it duly auths and then realy accepts the submission and voila
#coracle is also fine with this
#nostrudel is not
it reads ok, but it craps itself when i try to publish
cc: nostr:npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z
this is why there needs to be a fix not just for auth handling in general (they should just all use nip-98) but also there needs to be a proper delineation of API methods being called in "envelopes" because they are ambiguous as fuck, there is really three different semantics to a REQ, a filter, an event retrieval request, and a fulltext (and filter) search
none of the clients even grok the semantics of full text searches at all, but i have figured out that so long as the filter part is reasonably restrictive, ie, it has either authors, a since/until, or some tags, ideally at least two of the above, you can actually implement a "search" just by scraping through the results with a "contains" search on the content fields on each of the space separated string values, and only return the ones that have at least one word match (they could be "relevance" sorted as well so the more words the earlier they appear in the list.
with no need for a stupid fulltext index.
anyway, that's part of what i'm doing with teh simplified nostr HTTP API
i should also mention that it is actually possible to do subscriptions with plain HTTP, just, not simple, because usually servers and clients get cranky about not getting a "Content-Length" header field for the body.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:31:13
https://i.nostr.build/VBh2nG43381yNA7G.gif
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:30:45
It's like TDD was wiped out of the industry by billions of VC money flowing through silicon valley, and now any retard who learns to code never learns what it is.
https://image.nostr.build/1e4d7f143217c920d9e8da468b7455ff9056f2ea5d0b2429772a98f724fa28c0.webp
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-24 18:28:03
Oh, I know that feeling.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:25:09
😂🤣
If there's one thing that grinds my gears it's a lack of testing.
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@ dd1f9d50:06113a21
2025-02-24 18:23:17
Nice try fed, Nunya bidness.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 18:21:23
Half of the average #Nostr user's UX is complaining about, reporting on, or simply living with bugs.
Please test your code before you release it. And if you have the IQ, test your code before you write it.
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-24 18:15:03
⚠️⚠️
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@ 2641c506:983f0175
2025-02-24 18:14:00
But isn't it still possible for anyone having access to private relay rebroadcast private notes?
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 18:13:58
⚠️
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-24 18:10:49
こんな時間まで起きて明日大丈夫かと不安になったけど、何かあるわけないことに気がついたので秒で安心した
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 18:10:39
Yes. Next app store release all yhe purple fixes should be available
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 18:09:19
😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 18:07:59
https://media1.tenor.com/m/e7UXmP-vkXkAAAAC/loki-loki-series.gif
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-24 18:07:42
Man I love this album!
#tunestr
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lavPCTO9iP4fjqijHeMPzYQPlPo6p0jI0
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-24 18:05:33
人ではなくペンギンなので不敬罪にはあたらない説
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-24 17:59:49
生体リズム壊れたかも
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-02-24 17:59:37
寝れないなぁとウネウネしてたら、ぽーまんさんを見かける絶望
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 17:56:47
Off topic: Will fixed the reposts in the latest testflight build https://i.nostr.build/TinAtwMi7ZUuOAc8.jpg
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@ d8f38b89:ccf72848
2025-02-24 17:52:06
Ugh. Same. I always felt alone in that.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 17:46:59
https://media1.tenor.com/m/cnqQQTnIPSQAAAAd/smile-smirk.gif
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 17:44:46
Added back. 5 points for the broad shoulders enjoyooor 🤭🤭🤭
✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 17:42:28
i get paid in sats so i spend in sats, what to say?
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 17:32:27
They need a lot of things yes
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 17:31:51
Cosplay dark magic 🤭
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 17:27:46
oh yeah, and i need to save for a replacement passport at schiphol too, damn... i need to have a bit of a boost in my fiat powah
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 17:26:11
just got two new listings from https://idealista.pt for places under eur1000/month today... one up in the south east mountain area near camacha, and another in faial, which is like second town over to the east from where i am now
both really good prices, and very nice, camacha place has the bbq in the kitchen, and the other has bathtub and bidet
gotta stack me some sats dang... the camacha place i would love to just dive into tomorrow except ... hhmmmm
yeah, i don't have enough spare cash to cover the move and the bond and all that... but i so would love to be up high in camacha like already, but this place in faial is also pretty nice, probably a bit more noisy (the camacha place stipulates no parties after 10pm haha)
#thoon
i got another 3 months here in boaventura so i'm gonna just hold my horses for another month, then i'm gonna grab what i can... partly because of logistics and partly because of money and partly because it's ok here, actually
this little shack is just a bit cold sometimes, but i haven't touched the allocated power bill cost so far even though i have been running a 900W carbon IR lamp a lot
and i don't have enough spare cash because the previous place doesn't look like they are ever gonna pay me back anything from the security deposit let alone the accidental extra month i overpaid
which yeah... another reason... scummy scabby people
i can definitely say i'm not a fan of sao vicente people in general, these people in boaventura are a bit more decent, though a little bit cheapskate but maybe that's part of the deal
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@ a4a6b584:1e05b95b
2025-02-24 17:14:16
Its amazing how people seem to want massive cuts in federal spending but don't want to see their parents or grandparents loose their Social Security checks?...
Hypocrisy.
This system was a ponzi from the beginning.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 17:10:02
what about dance or calcify?
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@ 3470edae:3f840296
2025-02-24 17:02:53
It seems that anything originating from the evil Roman empire of thugs, shortcutters, progressives, sexists and hedonists (all in the same each person) is bad or at least not great. Basically slower or faster leading to hell.
Christianity
Judaism
Islam (attempt to reform and improve the others, but not good enough)
Interest rates
All rulers approved by Pope or any other reformed christians (also attempt to improve, but not good enough).
Centralization
Pizza
Pasta
Alcohol.
(Almost) rotten meat.
Insincere excessive communication.
That does not mean everything outside of Roman influence is good or does not have some of the same features, but it seems most others have less than 50% evil, and therefore goes to heaven faster or slower.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 16:58:36
Multi purpose garnment. Worn many times before…not on head 🤭
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 16:55:23
Pre-worn 😂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 16:53:00
https://i.nostr.build/CNqc3bvMkbDUr44o.jpg
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@ 15973e4d:6fbe6786
2025-02-24 16:48:21
Beautiful weather today, time for khaki shorts and a Hawaiian shirt
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 16:45:58
also, just to point out, high altitude aircraft are becoming a less and less important part of air power anyway, drones now are more effective, cheaper, and can fly under radar, and there is even fully autonomous drones that don't phone home so they are hard to trace back even after being shot down
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-02-24 16:43:42
Welcome nostr:npub18z50x8p7gm6gsa582lstjw3x4s5y2yjehdpft63cg7ecpzpn8fkqqfa73e! We definitely need more lols here. 👽🤣
Also, it's pronounced “Nostr.”
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@ 52b4a076:e7fad8bd
2025-02-24 16:42:19
Got my black Premium SeedSigner from nostr:npub1l5pxvjzhw77h86tu0sml2gxg8jpwxch7fsj6d05n7vuqpq75v34syk4q0n, and it is 100% worth it
The buttons are pretty easy to use and are better than the exposed thumbstick, and it’s smaller
Overall, a significant upgrade to the old Open Pill I had from nostr:npub1fft97fnpje9w7rp7apaenjd9wvd23hv2sqexl94ydltlyplgvyaqug6sxp which I had for a very long time
https://gobrrr.me/product/seedsigner-premium/
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@ 00000000:f729d700
2025-02-24 16:33:36
🤣
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-02-24 16:31:54
Too much complexity up front makes Jay a dull boy. Keep it simple.
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@ 00000000:f729d700
2025-02-24 16:31:38
Nothing or no one in particular.
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@ 5a0944a0:f098bd9e
2025-02-24 16:26:17
gm nostr. btc exchange rate is good today to buy into btc. you get a few percent bonus sats. bahaha
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 16:22:22
lately i have found that i have to literally repair it as soon as i get it
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-24 16:20:24
GM nostr:npub1l4vcnh06mk0z4akwhzmrjs4fuvdnwdn73xghjv0duwew5a5z8ugq6zur0c 🫂
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 16:20:23
GM Steve
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 16:19:38
Oh…you were referring to the Trump thing 🤣
Ok you got me
https://media1.tenor.com/m/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAd/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-24 16:19:26
I didn't play MGS4 but they say most stuff in MGS games is true 👀
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@ 5a0944a0:f098bd9e
2025-02-24 16:17:17
gm makes a difference.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 16:17:12
👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 16:16:58
mostly regime uncertainty with the wildcard in the whitehouse probably
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-24 16:16:34
Se eu não declarei, eu não tenho nada pra começar 👀
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 16:16:00
Finished a 12 week interval of training
Finished a project at work
Martial arts class with the little one
Date with wife
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 16:12:49
GM Tetsu 🍆🍆
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-02-24 16:12:39
> Pergunte se era a Ryza
> Não Elabore
> Ative o modo avião
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-02-24 16:07:18
Thanks friend 🫂🫂
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@ 2641c506:983f0175
2025-02-24 16:03:17
Sounds like callback, completely forgot about this one
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@ c8adf82a:7265ee75
2025-02-24 16:02:00
Oh wow
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@ a42048d7:26886c32
2025-02-24 16:01:56
GM! My “you can just do things” of the week was blocking my work calendar as unavailable everyday from 7-830am. I had a coworker who wouldn’t stop booking 7-730am meetings when I need that time for getting kids to daycare.
Take it into your own hands and just do the things.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 16:01:33
If you were waiting for a sign to go to the gym: this is it
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@ 291c75d9:37f1bfbe
2025-02-24 16:01:30
Any #nostr fans that are also into #meshtastic? My dad got me into it this past weekend and I'm excited to learn more about it as I play.
Essentially making a mesh of #LoRa (long range radio) devices to operate 'off grid'.
I'm interested to see if anyone here sees clever use cases or simply is messing around like I am. anywho, GM!
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@ c8adf82a:7265ee75
2025-02-24 16:01:05
Life is short, do it
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 15:57:18
alumina - and a similar chemical phosphorus, are both surfactants in some of their compounds with especially hydroden and oxygen... phosphorus is relatively low temperature combustible but aluminium needs - not sure exactly, somewhere around 1000-1200'C i think, which is around the temperatures you get in a highly pressurised combustion like in a jet engine (which at high altitude is much cooler and slower because of the low oxygen levels)
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@ 2641c506:983f0175
2025-02-24 15:57:00
In C, threading uses pointer to function
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-02-24 15:55:12
yes, it is going away, if dark pools are now more of the "market" in "public" traded equities then the whole scheme is done for, because the volatility of supply now is more dark than visible... one big dark pool trade could completely change the supply dynamics of the bright side (public/retail/even moderately large corporations) in such a way as to lead to a dramatic rise in volatiility
the inevitable decline to decadence that always starts with one little "it's ok, you can eat one fruit"
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@ a42048d7:26886c32
2025-02-24 15:55:08
⚡️⚡️👍🏻👍🏻
https://fountain.fm/episode/8fAwxdwapsj0lWnFN0Wz
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzpm6yu3h3e72jmhu2l2fl9ld7n7yf70x5ew3pg9g9u6wlzkg5xtfdtk0v0d
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-24 15:45:36
https://lnbeats.com/album/a2d2e313-9cbd-5169-b89c-ab07b33ecc33/aHR0cHM6Ly9maWxlcy5oZXljaXRpemVuLnh5ei9Tb25ncy9BbGJ1bXMvVGhlLUhleWNpdGl6ZW4tRXhwZXJpZW5jZS9QYXlUaGVCaWxscy5tcDM
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-02-24 15:45:20
Behgeh 😂
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-24 15:44:44
GM 🌞☕️
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-02-24 15:44:09
All of this #V4V FUD is because Bitcoiners have an extremely narrow view of #V4V.
https://fountain.fm/episode/aWNNiBTPNadMptfKIhMq (27:30)
nostr:npub1yvscx9vrmpcmwcmydrm8lauqdpngum4ne8xmkgc2d4rcaxrx7tkswdwzdu covered this same article very well on the latest BowlAfterBowl.
Here's the chapter link
https://podverse.fm/clip/OfyKQY23af
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@ a42048d7:26886c32
2025-02-24 15:42:01
⚡️⚡️🤙
https://fountain.fm/episode/XMjvw8QeXgAcbIUD4CP5
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzqdf877jafc8l25kx49susyp2k5ykxmfrr670svhkd8f9v25079nxdx9elx
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-02-24 15:40:16
Battering ram! 🐏
https://image.nostr.build/c8712f7a5e87706223162696fd6b166d59e666a1772804ee8d62a5dacc8fdfc4.jpg
#meme #memestr