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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 18:33:01
yeah, because his parents were pussies
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-04-03 18:31:16
His parents called the cops after he brought them home.
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@ 00000017:eb437582
2025-04-03 18:30:59
De hecho trato de solo usar #zapstore, que es tan buena que Obtanium casi se queda sola de no ser por "Ínter Profile Sharing", que es indispensable 😁
https://image.nostr.build/b0700a15795a381e87c88a4329bd12d78c78cc3de498fe9f1d73ae35e733c7f9.jpg
#hispano
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 18:29:56
the boy kitty opera
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-03 18:27:37
https://media1.tenor.com/m/mIQ4R2Uwg_IAAAAC/abell46s-reface.gif
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 18:26:50
Awesome!!
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 18:26:16
Waffle House won't serve you if you bring in a bat'leth
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 18:26:08
Elsa?? 😱
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 18:24:46
Could be. It is hard to be and think positive, exhausing really, but so worth it in the end.
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 18:22:59
Bubble wrap is still one of the most entertaining things.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 18:22:48
maltodextrin is absolutely toxic as fuck to the kidneys, and when your kidneys are not doing well, it flows on to causing neuromuscular problems like double vision and muscle weakness
the shit is so bad i can't believe that it has escaped censure this long
the number of people it has probably killed is by now numbering in the hundreds of millions
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-03 18:19:25
🤣🤣
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 18:18:15
what's luck is that it even got out to the meaning twisters, i mean journalists
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 18:05:40
i'm not sure if it exactly qualifies but i was running a freelance biz as a tech support for a bit over a decade 2000-2012, with patches in between of course
i did my own marketing, i won a lot of loyal customers, i practised framing things to the positive when things were a bit broken... idk haha
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@ efcb5fc5:5680aa8e
2025-04-03 18:02:23
Didn’t they fire the CEO over this issue? In that case, it wasn’t a CEO problem after all.
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 18:02:19
😂 I was thinking they'd be a great template for a scarf or shawl.
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@ efcb5fc5:5680aa8e
2025-04-03 18:00:23
The absolute nerve of dust, holding secret meetings and plotting their return to surfaces I just cleaned. Time after time!
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-04-03 17:57:03
Why can't I have that kind of luck. 😂
A kid was down at the river and found a box of grenades and he packed them home.
https://image.nostr.build/bc60ce2852d23265c07ce99c4c41be0881f76f7ca94705e889f6f822ff05f03a.jpg
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 17:55:43
Was it served live?
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@ 00000000:f729d700
2025-04-03 17:55:33
I just don’t find the nutritional content of refined pasta (the most popular by far) worth it. I eat it sporadically, a decision based on careful analysis and comparison of other foods and not instinctively due to fear. There’s just far better choices out there if one cares to look.
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 17:55:29
Love it!
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 17:52:49
It will or it won't, I'm enjoying my time here and that's what matters to me. The doom and gloomers love a self fulfilling prophecy and will find any reason to claim it's dead.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-03 17:52:03
Find some 303 samples for the rytm. Next track will be 303 themed 💪
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 17:50:21
Rizful.com
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 17:43:53
Usually before, because the breakfast takes the toothpaste taste away then coffee. If it's later and I want coffee before brekkie then I'll drink coffee then brush.
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-04-03 17:41:40
Nevermind. That really is too much to ask.
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzplfq3m5v3u5r0q9f255fdeyz8nyac6lagssx8zy4wugxjs8ajf7pqydhwumn8ghj7argv4nx7un9wd6zumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpr3mhxue69uhkx6rjd9ehgurfd3kzumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcqyqwywxdnfkhfr62sptt8nxd2fsxnyflv303yt0kzhe5yq94gu7ehzf5hed4
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@ bc575705:dba3ed39
2025-04-03 17:36:42
I suspect this account is compromised due to a nsec leak. Abandoning it for: npub1al94l3fxey0l65d2auphqz0j966dxvq2zswpw490gw0qs45q428q94zekc / https://primal.net/citrongrau - PLEASE unfollow this one and follow THAT one, if you like! This note will repeat hourly until the relays get sick of it.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 17:34:16
https://i.imgflip.com/9pmt7t.jpg
i came here to chew bubblegum, and build a relay
and i'm all outta relay
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@ efcb5fc5:5680aa8e
2025-04-03 17:33:28
💯
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 17:31:41
https://hero.happytavern.co/discover
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 17:29:41
maybe try using brave instead, just for ... haha well i have brave on my phone to sync it to my pc, means all my stuff is automatically backed up
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 17:28:19
first "strong" i meant "resistant to illness and malaise" though i do suffer a lot of sickness i am kinda stubborn about letting myself get sick and i am generally proactive when i know i'm about to get sick to lay the fuck down
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 17:26:36
i'm not one to get into things just because other people but i was amused what i got on nostr heroes, practically dead on accurate for my real person
https://images.mleku.dev/9J/Screenshot%20from%202025-04-03%2016-18-22.png
no charisma, strong, very dexterity, highly intelligent, middling strength and kinda retarded
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@ fd208ee8:0fd927c1
2025-04-03 17:25:26
Firefox
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 17:19:19
This changed my life. Mrecheese found it when I was pregnant and having a full on meltdown because of my bra. DDD and I don't hate my bras any more and he liked it because he got to help 😂
https://www.abrathatfits.org/calculator.php
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 17:16:34
nostr:npub1syjmjy0dp62dhccq3g97fr87tngvpvzey08llyt6ul58m2zqpzps9wf6wl
btw, i wrote it so it sends ok then auth because of this
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/42.md#auth-required-in-response-to-a-req-message
clearly shows ok, then auth, but jumble doesn't retry after it gets the auth, after the ok
i fixed it by flipping the order but i don't think it's realy correct
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 17:07:02
You are the Supreme Chancellor. I respect your power so long as you defend the honor of the Empire
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 16:59:31
coffee is the devil, and it's double devil with sugar that makes your teeth furry
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 16:58:13
Pictures like these make my heart happy 🥰
nostr:nevent1qqsg3t80hs4uhdv6v4qly0utv8tgudn7amntl7led78ljl8lj96eu5qppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsq7wymhffc2l24wsp2fkrulqukcpr8a0ra7xvjnrwvncxjnvl3frcrqsqqqqqpaq7hc4
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 16:52:14
Agreed. Some really fun ladies here!
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 16:50:05
Puts hair on yer chest!
Pretty much all I drink is strong black coffee...
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-04-03 16:48:49
Feature request!
nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr
What if clients could automatically detect that a URL (Damus/Primal/etc.) is a link to a Nostr event and give users the option of converting it to a direct link before the note is posted?
nostr:note15xfya02vghqm5yvt9u2z5pap2kc56zsjwrepd04t8mv4qjmutvds45j8x7
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-04-03 16:48:48
https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAM/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 16:48:01
They're so cute it does seem sus...
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-04-03 16:47:55
Oooof 🫂
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@ 6e468422:15deee93
2025-04-03 16:46:36
everyone be like what does Ghibli look like from the outside, nobody ever be like what kind of wisdom does Ghibli have on the inside https://relay.dergigi.com/a1c0ff24a2aa331a463335d9f30a2d69bdbf1dfa39ee6961a7a0ffe03a498671.jpg
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 16:40:16
My two minutes before bedtime quick birthday card 🪴+🎂+☕=✌️He knows the secret to my happiness 😂
https://i.nostr.build/wyzPD4llq8N7zfaC.jpg
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@ f2b7c578:9b464193
2025-04-03 16:40:08
When you know how much work goes into this doing it by hand collection over fire, this is the ultimate prof of work.
nostr:nevent1qqsxx7cyfrrufl83cyzruthn2ulzref53q98d0jtfxjtdfnhp9hth3spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygyrkw2lm6y9kahtuaqxtzlnzn53g9x56m4klwfrj2t422l0xx78dspsgqqqqqqsznddj2
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@ bc575705:dba3ed39
2025-04-03 16:36:42
I suspect this account is compromised due to a nsec leak. Abandoning it for: npub1al94l3fxey0l65d2auphqz0j966dxvq2zswpw490gw0qs45q428q94zekc / https://primal.net/citrongrau - PLEASE unfollow this one and follow THAT one, if you like! This note will repeat hourly until the relays get sick of it.
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@ efcb5fc5:5680aa8e
2025-04-03 16:35:44
#photography
https://i.nostr.build/ZGqnjf1uSZcPMzpe.jpg
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 16:27:14
Workin' hard at being cute!
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 16:23:35
It's been the same since I was an early teen, in the 90s. Most farmers depend on banksters. No conspiracy on infeasible fighting against the power of the sun, no, they get raped just as has been done by clever scammer since at least Joseph scammed pharoah and caused 7 years famine with government banker conspiracy.
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 16:23:07
100% looking forward to the cheap games. 😂
It was the first console we've bought since the XBox one I think... We've never been huge gamers, but the corny chat gang convinced us to get Mario Party.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-04-03 16:22:04
Did you know that posting a URL is not the best way to link notes here?
It’s more compatible with most clients to type “nostr:” and then paste just the event ID directly after it.
nostr:note1lwv87944qs7wx63say9t8hmf9zukzsdae5wvkvt832rkpcp2cwdscg4y55
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 16:17:30
Wagyu*
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 16:16:57
Will send packages of warm and humid from the south 🫡
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-04-03 16:15:04
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-04-03 16:13:21
My new retroconsole is all gold, well equipped and the game I bought it for (with a certain char) is here plus with some other masterpieces. Sorry if I'm being cryptic here 👀
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 16:06:49
Cancer. Jet setting gives you cancer. Have fun.
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@ f599737d:3aa728bb
2025-04-03 15:56:52
I can't believe the aliens tricked us into nuking our own oceans with so little effort.
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@ efcb5fc5:5680aa8e
2025-04-03 15:53:15
Read again what I wrote, maybe it will sink in eventually why it was written just like that. Also, If you want to identify as a fucking stapler, do it. Have a good day! ❤️
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@ 3f289d3c:cf35b9fc
2025-04-03 15:52:07
Or the Micro Managers from the Lego Movie! 🤣
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-04-03 15:40:43
Based
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@ bc575705:dba3ed39
2025-04-03 15:36:42
I suspect this account is compromised due to a nsec leak. Abandoning it for: npub1al94l3fxey0l65d2auphqz0j966dxvq2zswpw490gw0qs45q428q94zekc / https://primal.net/citrongrau - PLEASE unfollow this one and follow THAT one, if you like! This note will repeat hourly until the relays get sick of it.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 15:36:06
GM ok 👍
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 15:35:04
the fact that Sony has now wheeled out an ethereum fork should kinda suggest that the "decentralized" buzzword has devolved into something far less than the computer science definition
wen government ethereum then?
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-04-03 15:29:48
I have been quiet on this hell thread so far… I WILL BE QUIET NO LONGER!!!
Check out "The Big Print" audiobook!
⚡️ Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Big-Print-Audiobook/B0F2NBRB4Q
⚡️ Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/us/audiobook/the-big-print-what-happened-to-america-and-how/id1805030746
⚡️ Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Big-Print-Happened-America-Sound/dp/B0F2NCPQ2K/ref=tmm_aud_swatch_0
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-04-03 15:26:42
🫂🧡
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-04-03 15:25:11
PSA to my fellow plebs listening to “The Big Print” audiobook: make sure you check out the **ACCOMPANYING PDF** to see all the charts, images, etc!
nostr:npub1d3f4m9dgvkdjxn26pqzsxn6lpfn78sxwllxyt8mp76q0a9zyyjlswhr4xv put together an incredible collection of resources, and you should take full advantage of them.
https://i.nostr.build/849wMPxBBHPI5QpX.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/KuWGVFXudyVKPctb.jpg
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 15:23:19
They are not to be trifled with https://i.nostr.build/3HiYwQSG8S6WSTPi.jpg
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-04-03 15:22:32
GM :purple_hugging:
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-03 15:13:21
Nice. I see some bacon! Enjoy the family ₿runch
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-03 15:12:04
Good for him 😂
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-04-03 15:11:01
GM nostrland ☀️
https://files.catbox.moe/zorp8c.gif
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-03 15:10:22
What are you preparing?
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-04-03 15:09:37
GM nostr:npub1kade5vf37snr4hv5hgstav6j5ygry6z09kkq0flp47p8cmeuz5zs7zz2an ☕🍞
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-03 15:06:36
Very nice!
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@ c8df6ae8:22293a06
2025-04-03 15:04:43
And I wonder how they calculated the reciprocal tariffs 😅
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@ efcb5fc5:5680aa8e
2025-04-03 15:03:43
I’m rigged up with popcorn to watch the shitshow unfold over the stock markets. All good! And you? ☺️
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-04-03 15:02:37
The result is a Gantz girl lol GM nostr:npub1l4vcnh06mk0z4akwhzmrjs4fuvdnwdn73xghjv0duwew5a5z8ugq6zur0c
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@ c8df6ae8:22293a06
2025-04-03 15:01:28
Just came here to write exactly that 😄
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-03 15:00:16
GM
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 14:59:04
it makes me sad watching all the pugs with their defective eyes and sinus and nose
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@ a42048d7:26886c32
2025-04-03 14:55:30
👍🏻👍🏻⚡️⚡️
https://fountain.fm/episode/b3Rn7beve0CeTbbeqZu8
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzpjzyevr3wc3rraj2rj6fesqnnr0knw4cetavuvqf3hj32udmvwp9jjnst3
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 14:49:55
Good morning ✌️🧡
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@ 79998141:0f8f1901
2025-04-03 14:48:29
Admirable that you can keep it profitable 🤙🏼 GL
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@ efcb5fc5:5680aa8e
2025-04-03 14:47:43
A 10-minute meditation feels impossible until you try a 2-minute one first.
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@ b7cf9f42:ecb93e78
2025-04-03 14:46:44
Ist es so besser?
https://image.nostr.build/b46fcab62326039b933026e6bcb9bbd0f386da8add26b4697e35f5bb5dedecc5.png
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 14:46:07
This man is single handedly charging the US 10% in tariffs.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 14:44:22
Are we feeling the tariffs yet.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 14:43:20
seriously, "judged" by who?
if it's "random average randos" then you better show us your double blind study bitchez
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@ 79998141:0f8f1901
2025-04-03 14:43:05
Not a great time to be trading
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 14:42:51
... From you, the developer.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 14:42:26
Corollary: develop as little code as possible for these platforms if you really care about your users' sovereignty.
nostr:nevent1qqstpejl74k5styzad82sfxr2hsmejcjhrjp5mxc9gz75andshkmf7gpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7q3q0mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqqxpqqqqqqze5jhne
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 14:42:21
pedigree dogs are very normie these days
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-04-03 14:40:41
https://image.nostr.build/ef1acae922fde664e373b7f2be01404065506617fc8cfc895ce4aaa55a11c8c9.gif
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 14:39:02
yeah, and "on average" means IQ 100
i have very rarely got a sniff of artificial on anything i've seen since this shit got all popular
show me some code human vs AI and i bet i can tell you exactly why it looks wrong to me also
AI is just ... you know... artificial... like nutrasweet and spandex
it's not healthy, and it's not sustainable
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@ bc575705:dba3ed39
2025-04-03 14:36:42
I suspect this account is compromised due to a nsec leak. Abandoning it for: npub1al94l3fxey0l65d2auphqz0j966dxvq2zswpw490gw0qs45q428q94zekc / https://primal.net/citrongrau - PLEASE unfollow this one and follow THAT one, if you like! This note will repeat hourly until the relays get sick of it.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 14:36:30
at some point, one reaches a level of skill with something, that with sufficient advertising, a price for exclucive access to one's labor at this art is inevitable
it will come soon, i hope i don't have to fend off too many evil motherfuckers
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 14:35:17
I'm not, but thanks.