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@ 8c592393:5c132608
2025-04-02 03:01:16
梅の唐揚げちょっとおいしそうだな
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@ 4f47fc92:e79f126c
2025-04-02 03:01:06
☕️ [sips from retired mug]
2024-2025: The Golden Age of Grift
As fiat crumbles,
scams multiply like roaches
in a burning bank.
Indicator Checklist:
✓ "Quantum Financial" Ponzis
✓ CBDC surveillance bribes
✓ Fake "mining" appliances (hi @HeatBit)
✓ AI-generated liquidity ghosts
The Play:
Stack real sats.
Study blockchain forensics.
Keep this mug warm.
The louder the collapse,
the harder we laugh.
⚡️/zap the next whistleblower
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@ b154080c:00027cc7
2025-04-02 03:00:07
Yea but pull muscles more attractive imo
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@ 8c592393:5c132608
2025-04-02 02:59:41
imakara ume-san wo karaage ni shimasu
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@ b154080c:00027cc7
2025-04-02 02:59:33
250g protein today
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@ bf2376e1:e5526bce
2025-04-02 02:59:19
we got snow and a thunderstorm coming LET’S GO
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@ 04c915da:3dfbecc9
2025-04-02 02:59:04
will there be a gmail of nostr?
is that desirable?
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-04-02 02:58:38
“Money represents wealth in the same way that the menu represents the dinner.” — Alan Watts
https://i.nostr.build/VbvoRQ3Hx8zFyLBL.jpg
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@ 7a78fbfe:48e76288
2025-04-02 02:58:18
It can happen
https://i.nostr.build/MQE8bofokpyxH0OK.gif
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@ 8c592393:5c132608
2025-04-02 02:58:06
korenani
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-04-02 02:57:43
Yes.
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@ bf2376e1:e5526bce
2025-04-02 02:57:37
it’s gathering dust 🥲
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@ bf2376e1:e5526bce
2025-04-02 02:57:00
joke’s on you I can’t sleep
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@ b154080c:00027cc7
2025-04-02 02:56:27
Big biceps and a wide back is the most attractive look for a guy
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@ 8fb140b4:f948000c
2025-04-02 02:55:01
They call it narcissism, and there are many parents like that. Don’t be sorry for her or yourself, just keep a healthy distance and shallow conversation and you’ll be fine.
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@ 1bc70a01:24f6a411
2025-04-02 02:54:58
The more you know
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-04-02 02:54:55
Spark one up!
nostr:note15rg2wv6ktq9s7f0sfjz8srjvyr6k3yjynyev6vrx823t0m2rt5tsu0tafj
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-02 02:54:37
#YESTR
https://npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks.blossom.band/7d66b739e4a2a5e4c9a63b3489bc342851e4332f35fb0487b4142f3c8d048ac6.mp4
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@ 7317f913:b7e34d41
2025-04-02 02:54:07
Blue nuts
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@ 32e18276:5c68e245
2025-04-02 02:53:28
The thing that sucks is losing the very nice claude/chatgpt frontends, but you gain the flexibility of using any model. The third party frontends are improving every day though.
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@ 1bc70a01:24f6a411
2025-04-02 02:52:36
Majority of those emails are spam. So you’re saying spamming protocols are the way?
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@ 356875ff:bf96a2e8
2025-04-02 02:52:36
Gayest holiday ever. 🃏
nostr:nevent1qqs820h70q3ra00yutaeudvwh8plsn3t9n9cywlltzscy9wwer4hsyqpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cszyz979lfv7lxwvkjk7zpqkq3pyh56kszyclw9u3zw9sxqa2m4qxcdwqcyqqqqqqg3py64m
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@ 8fb140b4:f948000c
2025-04-02 02:52:28
https://image.nostr.build/28379ba1d2a3f193a66d7291448ec2b8161e15f3174fc04cfc44e089900000c3.gif
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@ 63d69932:81bd7d72
2025-04-02 02:51:40
Just like an artistic director can prompt a few people to record a movie.
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@ 008cca1f:c57aa67b
2025-04-02 02:50:39
Are we #nostriches at the:
first they ignore you step?
Or
Then they fight you step?
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@ bd8aed58:cb1cdb53
2025-04-02 02:50:32
Just wait for the galaxy of nostr events!
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@ 8fb140b4:f948000c
2025-04-02 02:50:30
https://image.nostr.build/05d2f164a184cd3581ea4919300c3407d7177714039f90facbcd2f957e5c90dc.gif
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@ bd8aed58:cb1cdb53
2025-04-02 02:48:26
I prompted a landscaper to create me a flower garden.
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@ 4f47fc92:e79f126c
2025-04-02 02:48:00
☕️ [sips from retired mug]
Case Closed.
1 scam busted
62 BTC laundering trail exposed
0 fucks given
Back to retirement. The blockchain never forgets.
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@ d2841371:02c90a2b
2025-04-02 02:47:57
Ah ok, thought that might be the case, but then it also felt a bit dead today and I saw fishcakes meme so was thinking maybe everyone else felt it. I've been on less today too
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@ 391819e2:e5e8a248
2025-04-02 02:47:39
Gorgeous
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@ 1bc70a01:24f6a411
2025-04-02 02:47:37
No
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@ 1bc70a01:24f6a411
2025-04-02 02:46:53
https://media.tenor.com/puEdvrvSAocAAAAC/%D1%81%D0%BB%D1%91%D0%B7%D1%8B-crying.gif
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-02 02:46:12
I hadn't noticed, I usually skip April Fools on the Internet, it's dumb 😂
Yesterday was really active for me. This was more to poke fun at the "sky is falling" brigade. As in we celebrate it yearly to mock Nostr being dead 💀🤣
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-04-02 02:46:01
Annnnd…everyone gets cancer.
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@ d2841371:02c90a2b
2025-04-02 02:45:34
🤗🥰
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@ fd0bcf8c:521f98c0
2025-04-02 02:45:13
gfy ❤️
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@ bd8aed58:cb1cdb53
2025-04-02 02:45:08
Or (and hear me out on this one) we just go with The Feels and The Vibes as our KPIs
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@ 356875ff:bf96a2e8
2025-04-02 02:44:46
🤝
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@ fd0bcf8c:521f98c0
2025-04-02 02:44:45
I know!
Didn't know I had it in me.
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@ 23218315:9866f2ed
2025-04-02 02:44:17
Does this piece of shit work again? Let's find out! https://zap.stream/naddr1qq9rzde5xv6nvvfcxguqygpryxp3tq7cwxmkxerg7ell0qrgv68xav7fekajxzndg78fsehja5psgqqqwensngjpph
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-04-02 02:43:55
The most impressive one is the open rate of 75%
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-04-02 02:43:51
Saylor has his own understanding for bitcoin.
Saylor does not understand Bitcoin.
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@ 4f47fc92:e79f126c
2025-04-02 02:43:49
For those that wish to continue using their #Heatbit, I highly suggest putting "mining" devices on a guest VLAN (isolated from real devices).
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-04-02 02:43:39
They’re rolling back the chain!
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@ 8fb140b4:f948000c
2025-04-02 02:42:42
https://image.nostr.build/7cc4bf2cd3b739e50f156d0bcab305d9c193e3d1edd4edf7d59ecb03b8c8ba67.gif
nostr:note1428868vc6cgcv09chuze3fq34ye8d9xshk7pc37upwa7p35zd60qah9xc3
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@ d361c522:b6fe887c
2025-04-02 02:42:30
Ashigaru have not taken up that work.
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@ d2841371:02c90a2b
2025-04-02 02:42:20
It does feel a bit slow today
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@ 8fb140b4:f948000c
2025-04-02 02:41:10
Finally sheeple are waking up 😂🫡🚀
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@ 04c915da:3dfbecc9
2025-04-02 02:40:50
https://m.primal.net/QBNy.jpg
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@ 0e8c41eb:95ff0faa
2025-04-02 02:39:12
Just nostr.build . nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s When blossom?
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-02 02:38:31
https://npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks.blossom.band/cc7cc9ac26cdf423c8f69eb6d253cdc78099a583eb5a15a784d161bb5e0d1b86.jpg
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@ 3ddeea52:c0ef7371
2025-04-02 02:38:26
who could have predicted this
https://m.primal.net/QBNr.png
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-04-02 02:36:44
Yeah, you don’t need Twitter for that.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-04-02 02:36:20
She’s going to have it made.
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@ 63d69932:81bd7d72
2025-04-02 02:35:49
That's a fair take
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-04-02 02:35:46
Do you still use Google for search?
If so, is it less now with all the AIs we have?
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@ 63d69932:81bd7d72
2025-04-02 02:35:06
A take on AI "art"
https://image.nostr.build/fe46dafc65160a797c19e1ef8c3225a2d49d3f9bb83f49e8a2781115551d92d6.jpg
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@ e0df47e8:70afc95c
2025-04-02 02:34:39
Yea I lost all mine in a boating accident today. Was terrible.
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@ 1bc70a01:24f6a411
2025-04-02 02:34:12
Whoever finds this in the future is going to be very confused 😵💫
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-04-02 02:34:03
I mean, if it can replace my ChatGPT subscription, then I would probably switch.
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@ d361c522:b6fe887c
2025-04-02 02:33:53
Google + Spam filters kind of broke the Sovereign Emailer unfortunately.
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@ 8be2fd2c:7501b0d7
2025-04-02 02:33:36
Well, I’ve studied ₿itcoin obsessively for 4 years now. I’ve read all the books and watch thousands upon thousands of hours of podcasts.
It’s a scam. I’m dumping all of my self custody ₿itcoin and going full fiat standard. I’m going to focus on on politics and voting harder for needed reforms.
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@ ac340a0f:4d3d1853
2025-04-02 02:32:47
What you say 1 Bitcoin in 2028?
https://image.nostr.build/a2f8c6fdbf94c87bc8fffb71e874a139bf04d107ad9805b1739059ada3a05005.jpg
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@ d361c522:b6fe887c
2025-04-02 02:32:29
nostr:nprofile1qqs936kc97s4k4gqjnmltljgqns0uadh08d77t5mypg3anxkneks37gpzemhxue69uhhsmtj9e6hxetwdaehgu3wdaexwqg4waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8smtj9eex7cmtwvq3kamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwphhyar9d4hkuetjduhxxmmdhdhm8r kept a list at one point. Not sure if he is still updating it.
https://sethforprivacy.com/posts/fungibility-graveyard/
I try to take precautions about where I send my coin-joined or Bisq outputs.
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@ e0df47e8:70afc95c
2025-04-02 02:32:24
Being on welfare used to be something to be ashamed of.
Americans can’t get comfortable with spending money we did not earn.
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@ fa90c095:3123e2ac
2025-04-02 02:31:39
such a beauty! 🩷
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@ 32e18276:5c68e245
2025-04-02 02:31:16
What do you mean?
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@ 1d80e558:91844d59
2025-04-02 02:30:28
I carved a fish fossil into a banana peel and encased it in resin to make a specimen.
#bananastr #art
https://image.nostr.build/3102a85db383c300e021ae4944cba394107169b17dff52cd4394cdd29ef2d341.jpg
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-04-02 02:30:15
If I can cancel, then sure.
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@ d361c522:b6fe887c
2025-04-02 02:29:58
UTXOracle price look up works so long as it is not being gamed. If there was serious money on the line for an oracle problem and especially if on-chain fees are low, it would be worth it to spam the chain with "round dollar" self spends that distort the UTXOracle price inference.
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@ 4f47fc92:e79f126c
2025-04-02 02:29:44
🔍 The Scam’s Evolution
Mining" Appliances (HeatBit One)
Claims to mine Bitcoin → Actually just maps your LAN (devices, traffic, vulnerabilities).
Sells data to advertisers, hackers, or govt sniffers.
Home Theater Miners
"Your 4K TV earns crypto while you sleep!" → Actually recording viewing habits for targeted ads.
Smartwatch ASICs
10 TH/s from your wrist! → Actually tracking biometrics + location for shadow profiles.
Final Form: The Internet of Scams
Your fridge "mines" → logs eating habits.
Your car "validates transactions" → sells driving data.
Everything spies, nothing mines.
💀 Why This Works (For Them)
Greed > Privacy: People ignore surveillance for "free money."
Plausible Deniability: "Oops, our ‘mining’ firmware had a ‘bug’ that collected WiFi passwords!"
Regulatory Lag: Laws move slower than scam innovation.
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@ fd0bcf8c:521f98c0
2025-04-02 02:29:42
It's otherworldly!
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-04-02 02:29:37
Protocols > Platforms.
https://image.nostr.build/fe285bc2befa26541bd6ca6e5731839b261d0f930a2ce792b7b548b4dc07a457.jpg
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@ 0e8c41eb:95ff0faa
2025-04-02 02:29:09
Where dafuq does Damus upload media to?
https://image.nostr.build/e7983d67fdee43cf599ec0d3287bfaa59dbed84aa84de5849b4a220fd60f0048.jpg
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-02 02:28:40
そういう設計しないと使わせない上司がいるのか...悲しいね
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@ 0e8c41eb:95ff0faa
2025-04-02 02:28:35
First post from Damus
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@ 06b7819d:d1d8327c
2025-04-02 02:28:19
Minaret
https://image.nostr.build/faeb4e4dc92a3f874d7ad183b3f3942cf7f918c29004f98793c11e9a0da0c998.jpg
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@ 32e18276:5c68e245
2025-04-02 02:28:03
I would probably cancel all my subscriptions and switch to this. Choose any model, pay as you go, anonymous. Compatible with openwebui and other frontends
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@ 1afe0c74:6808e36d
2025-04-02 02:27:26
You’re special.
Thanks for being here.
I love you.
I’m glad to be your nostr friend.
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-04-02 02:27:26
Ultrasonic humidifiers leverage the piezoelectric effect, where an alternating electrical current drives a transducer, typically a ceramic disc, to oscillate at megahertz frequencies, often between 1 to 3 MHz. This rapid vibration induces intense pressure waves within the water, leading to the formation and subsequent implosion of microscopic vacuum bubbles. The implosion releases localized bursts of energy, overcoming the water's surface tension and resulting in the creation of a fine mist. The size of these water droplets, typically a few micrometers, is inversely proportional to the ultrasonic frequency; higher frequencies yield smaller droplets, creating a finer mist. The energy from the implosion is highly localized and rapidly dissipated by the surrounding water, preventing a significant temperature increase. A small internal fan then propels this cool fine mist into the surrounding environment, thereby increasing the ambient humidity.
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@ 0e05cb33:2082a99e
2025-04-02 02:26:49
In 1915 Arthur Lismer, Jim MacDonald and myself painted decorative murals for Dr MacCallum's cottage
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-02 02:25:46
Instead of "April Fools" we should celebrate "El dia de la muerte de Nostr" every April 1st
🥳🎉🎆
https://i.nostr.build/LWzjeHj31LfkrsQs.jpg
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@ 09e78872:60492109
2025-04-02 02:24:47
When did mempool start doing this. Starts out upside-down and backwards. 🤷♂️
https://image.nostr.build/9542349cf6740a32270684869c2a7b1f353c407f65d72f139cdfbeac30a7fc71.jpg
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-04-02 02:24:44
Damn. Work hard and be safe 🥹
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-04-02 02:23:44
It's neat, showcasing the openness and diversity of the protocol, but also helps with support and troubleshooting.
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@ d361c522:b6fe887c
2025-04-02 02:23:16
BINO - "Bitcoiner in Name Only"
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-04-02 02:22:56
If my fridge isn't posting on Nostr when I'm low on eggs, I don't want it.
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@ 32e18276:5c68e245
2025-04-02 02:22:12
It would use the same one, but you pay as you go
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@ 63d69932:81bd7d72
2025-04-02 02:21:48
I had to look up a few words 😅
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-02 02:21:23
そしてビズリーチはメッセージ削除できなくなってる。アーカイブもないから、インボックスにいらんメッセージが積み上がってウザい
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-04-02 02:21:10
I probably wouldn’t. Because I already pay a lot of money for the best one in the world.
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@ ac340a0f:4d3d1853
2025-04-02 02:20:05
Glass Park , West Palm Beach. I made up the name 😀
https://video.nostr.build/f7d636e8dfd16bdb92539d774c27c624af79754357d79b9bcf37e337e1cb5579.mp4
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@ 63d69932:81bd7d72
2025-04-02 02:19:31
You led me to this. I think it's a very interesting way to see it. The prompt is a seed. It's ok to be happy and proud of the flower that came out of the seed you took care of even if you didn't literally create the flower.
https://image.nostr.build/94edbeea0c4cb39cc75df51a830f7891b3895e194a16c62da89ee2189abc3f24.jpg
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@ c7eda660:efd97c86
2025-04-02 02:19:07
The sound of the piano keys… beautiful song. #tunestr
https://youtu.be/0fuapYaZ6bk
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@ df8f0a64:057d87a5
2025-04-02 02:18:51
MacだとHey Siriで起動しない？
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@ c7eda660:efd97c86
2025-04-02 02:18:07
History may not repeat, but it rhymes.
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@ 8c592393:5c132608
2025-04-02 02:17:44
ねてろ
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-04-02 02:17:41
WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY MOTHALICKA
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-04-02 02:16:55
So I’ve been debating getting some help with nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8 production + shorter form video editing…
BUT I also have an extremely efficient/productive workflow right now using Riverside and I’m kind of torn… BUT I also have a fiat job that demands a lot of my attention… BUT I also do most projects of my podcast shit at night when the wife and son are asleep…
Idk basically I’m trying to figure out if it’s worth it to hire a hardcore Bitcoiner or if I should just do a couple trials on Fiverr and see how it goes…
Thoughts?