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@ f1bd75cb:d58f204e
2025-03-11 17:52:13
Ooo that is so cool!
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@ 9ce71f15:d7e780c7
2025-03-11 17:52:11
Wish I could throw him a pork leg.
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@ 1e067bfb:cf1a2069
2025-03-11 17:52:11
Classic album
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-03-11 17:51:56
Ah, I can logout and go straight to the page, too. I think that's a feature, not a bug. 😅 If you login there, you can enter the name you want and then select which of the available domains you'd like to use.
https://relay.tools/nip05
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-11 17:51:54
why is the response even giving you whole events anyway? surely it can just be
well, you know, idk about you but there's these things called "paths" and "parameters" in http REST interfaces that you can do things like "set sort order" and ... well, yes, you can put things like time windows in there, but it's a limited area for substantial lists of things, in fact, yes
yes, i will put since and until in the parameters of the`/filter` endpoint and no, just go away with your pagination page limit blah blah blah we give back only lists of events, you asked for events, you take that list and use it, why complicate the relay for limited use cases
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@ 1e067bfb:cf1a2069
2025-03-11 17:51:46
https://media1.tenor.com/m/g9NxKR6WgVkAAAAd/jack-nicholson-yes.gif
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@ f804a225:ee83379d
2025-03-11 17:50:05
nostr:npub12zqf55l7l9vsg5f6ssx5pq4f9dzu6hcmnepkm8ftj25fecy379jqkq99h8
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp7qy5gj5keckxvukn87vk6k2cmmha7avfvtfdn06ceh2snhgxduaqy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wghxcctwvshsqgzscls4dwy7z45h03gvgwxhvux248w5det7yzxj7qa4g4zg5eh6kgmh9edg
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@ 726a1e26:861a1c11
2025-03-11 17:49:21
Websockets are important for feeds
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-11 17:49:14
yeah, you only say that because you don't care as much as i do about auth and the private/paid relay use case, which i see as the main avenue of funding for development
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-03-11 17:48:59
I'm wondering how you got to the nip-05 page without logging in? 🤔 That seems like a bug.
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@ 5eb3fabe:35a033cd
2025-03-11 17:48:34
🟧 🎉 Here’s a live look at an auction about to end on Upendo—where you can get in on our Block Party!
https://m.primal.net/PcOE.jpg
Details 👇
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqh4nl2ld8qq00kxzxlh5khzk7k82zmjf07k5pn7awska6u66qv7dqyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qqswe7fny7nluw5593g4vurzv0hj9m9ugl8pxmqhq7ujud83rt34gzs9fdhwq
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@ 23218315:9866f2ed
2025-03-11 17:48:33
It's stupid to be cheering on government involvement or adoption, but it's just as stupid to resist it or expect it will never happen.
The basic idea of Bitcoin, however, is as a peer-to-peer electronic cash that has fixed supply and stores value over time (i.e. a more perfect money). The expiry date proposal is antithetical to a more perfect money because money needs to retain its value over time. An expiry would morph bitcoin from a more perfect money into a shitty coupon. Self-defeating proposal.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-11 17:48:18
yeah, it is a temporary phase, that's how this works, after that the websockes for everyone phase is finally fading and only retards still use it two years later
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@ f804a225:ee83379d
2025-03-11 17:48:16
nostr:npub1jv3tmy30yrr0ek0fzdz5wfanh0pdp947fqgewyz44qndmg75ev9sz7lakg
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp7qy5gj5keckxvukn87vk6k2cmmha7avfvtfdn06ceh2snhgxduaqy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wghxcctwvshsqgzscls4dwy7z45h03gvgwxhvux248w5det7yzxj7qa4g4zg5eh6kgmh9edg
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@ 9ce71f15:d7e780c7
2025-03-11 17:47:55
The Swiss culled them to extinction many moons ago. They've only recently returned.
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@ f804a225:ee83379d
2025-03-11 17:47:54
https://a.nostr.build/raA90mpigvLC3Djt.mp3
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-03-11 17:47:04
It's very relevant! It's a new feature, so the two of us might be the first two giving any feedback. I just stumbled upon it, by accident, about an hour ago, and tried it out.
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@ 9ce71f15:d7e780c7
2025-03-11 17:46:18
Very intriguing. I always believed that some "unpalatable" meat, when cooked properly can taste excellent.
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@ 726a1e26:861a1c11
2025-03-11 17:45:56
I've been insisting with plain HTTP endpoints for a while but nostr CEO told me that won't happen. Would add too much complexity
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@ 13bc95d9:9d80897d
2025-03-11 17:45:51
Ran the self-test and cancelled out when I couldn't find an NFC device to complete it. Screen repaint issue.
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@ 13bc95d9:9d80897d
2025-03-11 17:45:12
I'm aware.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-11 17:44:31
Damp earth
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-11 17:44:25
while price was rising the long term holders were selling
while price crashed the short term buyers paniked
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/256269275aaca9ada8929b0adc729621b0d9ddfd049e8fa14e5bc6266ba6d6d0.jpeg
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@ 13bc95d9:9d80897d
2025-03-11 17:44:09
I swear I'm not abusing it.
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@ 77ce56f8:362f6ca7
2025-03-11 17:43:52
Sentinelese, but bitcoiners.
🤙
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-03-11 17:43:49
It's the relay administration page for theforest, that nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7cn9wehjumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcprfmhxue69uhkcmmrdd3x77pwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hsqgrucv52prwm9t7ln7d7w7l07nyrfz0lj7tjrqnav299gtej5frupct0wt7d runs for all of us.
https://github.com/relaytools
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@ 13bc95d9:9d80897d
2025-03-11 17:43:34
At least it's not coming out their butt
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-11 17:42:38
Such an expressive face 😂
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-03-11 17:42:12
Once you sign-in, there's a wheel on the top-right corner you can click and then scroll down a bit and you can see the nip-05 text.
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-11 17:40:57
Pen island
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@ adc14fa3:9fb535e1
2025-03-11 17:40:39
The days when things were simple…
https://m.primal.net/PcNm.jpg
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-03-11 17:40:33
Okay, can you sign-in with a browser extension?
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@ 13bc95d9:9d80897d
2025-03-11 17:40:17
😆
https://image.nostr.build/da3454b95dbd9371c10d49020e46ec6d6f6ab16932bd3c28da8cabb796c8c517.jpg
nostr:nevent1qqs0tmf3cvzed4e58yclwy7pafftwcv0eepfqppdyux8z2qdzhz9w9gprdmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuumpw35x7ctjv3jhytnrdakj7q3qzw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397sxpqqqqqqzhyn754
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-11 17:40:13
moar features = more funding from VCs
features that 100% work = happy users, and businesses making contracts with you to build the tools via subscriptions
nostr needs a new influence for its funding source because the open source disbursaries are just creating retardation piled on top of more retardation in a feedback loop
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@ cac0e432:8734082b
2025-03-11 17:39:54
Toriyama left us too soon. It's still hard to believe. I wish the creators of Chrono Trigger could live for many more years, but things don't happen the way we want.
#gamestr
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-11 17:39:36
Pen
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@ 0958a105:b17f2192
2025-03-11 17:39:30
GM & PV ☕️🌞 All forms of government intervention make us poorer!
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@ c21b1a6c:0cd4d170
2025-03-11 17:38:54
Congratulations 🚀
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@ 6867d899:e5cb0796
2025-03-11 17:38:53
👏🎉 Congrats!!
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@ a24d0c86:ec0f47ce
2025-03-11 17:38:31
Congrats 🎉
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@ 0958a105:b17f2192
2025-03-11 17:37:56
GM & PV ☕️🌞
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-11 17:37:49
I agree there are features that Nostr still needs. It's moreso the attitude, plus not being aware of solutions that already exist. I like helping new users, but this combination makes me less likely to help, and more likely to ignore.
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-11 17:36:43
GM G enjoy the day☀
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@ 77ce56f8:362f6ca7
2025-03-11 17:35:47
Island 21 million
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-11 17:34:59
whatever training wheels you need to get the courage to sit on that saddle is all that matters
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@ 0958a105:b17f2192
2025-03-11 17:34:57
GM & PV my fren ☕️🌞🫂💜🧡
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-11 17:34:50
https://media.tenor.com/9nntFNSCTGYAAAAC/boo-annoyed.gif
😂
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@ a3c1a5ce:f96545d0
2025-03-11 17:34:48
Is Land island
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-11 17:34:20
also, can you tell me why everything needs a websocket upgrade?
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@ 010df0c9:2dd3f05a
2025-03-11 17:33:16
Do you know his history?
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-11 17:32:42
yeah, just no
i'm building out a set of standard HTTP path based endpoints that have exact, and specific parameters, responses, and semantics (and a scheme for specifying what of it needs auth, at least)
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@ cbb2f023:d6352031
2025-03-11 17:32:13
GM! ☕️
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-11 17:31:25
what is this place anyway though? like, MRI specialists?
because last i remember, it was a conspiracy theory that biology is affected by magnetism
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-11 17:31:06
This will be the backdrop for my warlord arc.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-11 17:30:32
i see, and you have specialised in reason and logic to actually solve problems instead of attack people now?
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@ c8383d81:f9139549
2025-03-11 17:30:32
As a writing motivation I decided to render some minimal book covers for the #sovbiz book 🏴☠️⚓️
https://i.nostr.build/LXlrLWZTVAvKjzXZ.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/TxXtRqjprZWQNQjG.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/OQKXOwLKB558FuRt.jpg
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@ 7ddc7eea:a4360122
2025-03-11 17:30:26
My guess would be that Carney, the central banker, would be against BTC.
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@ 13bc95d9:9d80897d
2025-03-11 17:29:55
It would be pretty audacious to take my money, deliver me a broken speak n spell, and then go on the attack.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-11 17:29:43
https://i.imgflip.com/9n0qdw.jpg
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-11 17:29:29
*stares motherfuckerly
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@ 6867d899:e5cb0796
2025-03-11 17:29:21
Gm 💜
Carpe diem 🙌
https://i.nostr.build/npQNtBsdoHIHarVN.jpg
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@ d2841371:02c90a2b
2025-03-11 17:29:05
Oh, I don’t know any Japanese, nor have any idea best way to learn it
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@ 77ce56f8:362f6ca7
2025-03-11 17:28:11
Hopefully bitcoins at like 10k so I can use the extra money to stack. 🤣🤣🤣
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@ d7f9acbb:f47ba215
2025-03-11 17:28:11
(I have a lot of respect for the libertarian/an-cap ethos, btw, but i could't resist)
nostr:nevent1qqs0rfw9wm2y0ctrcj9g25zrfekut4jyrtswy0qm2fwu0r0vmzzugsgpz3mhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3e9upzp4le4janp4zjsyasy8pg5fg974stc9j7ss75gftktsm67068hgs4qvzqqqqqqysfqd2p
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@ f8d42124:ead0d4a2
2025-03-11 17:27:24
Surely it’s the most expensive? Or Funchal could be
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@ a44dbc9a:b6c4bf4b
2025-03-11 17:27:23
The only people who have it worse than me are the people who didn't do this yet.
Buy Bitcoin -> HODL -> WIN🍷💪
https://m.primal.net/PcNN.png
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-03-11 17:27:19
But they are my two campaign promises.
“Ads served by algos” 😩
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-11 17:27:07
Luck 😅
#Wordle 1,361 3/6
🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-11 17:27:06
https://media1.tenor.com/m/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAd/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif
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@ d7f9acbb:f47ba215
2025-03-11 17:27:03
Don't tread on pee
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@ f8d42124:ead0d4a2
2025-03-11 17:26:28
lol
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@ d7f9acbb:f47ba215
2025-03-11 17:26:24
But but but bitcoin pump
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@ 9ce71f15:d7e780c7
2025-03-11 17:26:22
Hello, handsome 😊
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@ e2ccf7cf:26c1c8eb
2025-03-11 17:26:08
They are fun and you should go to at least one
I stopped when I sat down and calculated the cost lol
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@ 1afe0c74:6808e36d
2025-03-11 17:25:51
I’m on a cut right now actually
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@ 9ce71f15:d7e780c7
2025-03-11 17:25:04
Yea, you're right. 😐 I still nominate you anyway. All I ask is no ads and no algo.
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@ ec42c765:328c0600
2025-03-11 17:25:00
本当に今日を終わらせていいの?
いつも明日が来るからって油断してない?
明日が本当に来るかどうかわからないよ
目を閉じたらもうそれが最後
👁 👁
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@ d0708145:76171fb6
2025-03-11 17:24:37
I hope it's Athletico, can't stand them other cunts!
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-03-11 17:23:37
🙄
It’s all I can afford right now, Bitcoin is in a dip 😞
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@ ec42c765:328c0600
2025-03-11 17:23:00
👁 👁
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@ 77ce56f8:362f6ca7
2025-03-11 17:22:39
Wow....14mo to go and my 08 benz is paid off.
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@ 010df0c9:2dd3f05a
2025-03-11 17:22:17
Watch out. That dude is always on the attack. Maybe if he put some of the energy he spends on closing his licenses and harassing real open source devs into product development he wouldn't feel like he is falling so far behind.
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@ ec42c765:328c0600
2025-03-11 17:22:11
ゴミ捨てた?洗い物した?洗濯物取り込んだ?玄関の鍵本当に閉めた?ベッドの下に誰も居ない?ほんとに?今何か聞こえなかった?
寝るな
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@ 9ce71f15:d7e780c7
2025-03-11 17:22:05
Mike, is that all you think nostr is worth.. in fiat?? 👀
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@ 726a1e26:861a1c11
2025-03-11 17:21:59
Yes, less paranoia fixes it
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-03-11 17:21:42
Hey, thanks for putting wss://theforest.nostr1.com on the list of largest relays! 🎉
https://i.nostr.build/JrwJJnjZkEIuT7hx.png
We're excited about every new subscriber we see popping up in the feed, and I'd like to personally issue a big, WELCOME TO THEFOREST! 😊
https://media.tenor.com/uNCg64XZA64AAAAC/inside-out-joy.gif
In case you don't yet have a NIP-05 address, anyone who is a member of this community relay can get a yourname@theforest.nostr1.com identifier from our admin nostr:npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h, for a small zap fee.
You can get there by clicking "got nip-05?" on https://theforest.nostr1.com.
https://image.nostr.build/2ab390f1a3c388378af5af29da88c6618ffe42234aafad8344761f40cf121dd4.png
And then you can add it to your profile with your favorite client or https://metadata.nostr.com/ .
It then looks like this:
https://i.nostr.build/noKPxGXqz9QBg3Fh.png
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-03-11 17:21:23
Easy there tiger, she has a boyfriend 😅
I’m happy with the work Derek is doing 😂
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-11 17:21:11
They aren't similar in design, it's just that they came about at the same time, and this coincided with traditional phpBB style forums dying off.
Discord is a confusing mess. Voting on Reddit leads to brigading and groupthink. I miss old style forums. No algorithm, OP's ordered by most recent activity, comments ordered chronologically, with pinned threads for truly important information.
#nostrBB
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@ 9ce71f15:d7e780c7
2025-03-11 17:21:09
I am also very curious what they taste like.
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-03-11 17:21:08
You're welcome to it, at your own expense XD
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@ adc14fa3:9fb535e1
2025-03-11 17:20:53
This is what they want…
https://m.primal.net/PcMy.jpg
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@ 0e05cb33:2082a99e
2025-03-11 17:20:48
Great War Update(2), Mar 11, 1917: Mesopotamia: Forces led by General Maude capture Baghdad after three days of fighting.
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@ 726a1e26:861a1c11
2025-03-11 17:20:44
Which must now be crammed into the search field or similar hack
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@ d2841371:02c90a2b
2025-03-11 17:20:25
What?
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@ ec42c765:328c0600
2025-03-11 17:20:18
寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな寝るな
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@ 356875ff:bf96a2e8
2025-03-11 17:20:03
"Doing stuff is highly overrated if the stuff is trading or selling your #Bitcoin."
-Saylor
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@ d0708145:76171fb6
2025-03-11 17:20:00
That could be a very saddening evening for one of us, if we both progress😬😂.
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@ 726a1e26:861a1c11
2025-03-11 17:19:45
We tried and discovered that DVMs do have a place
You could do REQs with AUTH otherwise
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@ b75b9a31:6f3c1505
2025-03-11 17:19:23
https://files.catbox.moe/pujjbl.jpg
#nsfw
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@ ec42c765:328c0600
2025-03-11 17:19:04
きみ叡智だな