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@ 18483135:00cf44f6
2025-03-07 01:45:49
THE coin
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-07 01:45:37
We should probably hold our own keys and stack 😂
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@ d91191e3:7efd4075
2025-03-07 01:45:02
Is that straight from relays or local cache?
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-07 01:45:00
SBRs:
El Salvador
Bhutan
United States
Next?
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-07 01:44:25
That's true. If it does exceptionally well it could flip the entire narrative on Bitcoin. Honestly, them doing it gives us plebs a ton of cover, which is why the Trump residency was expected to be so good for bitcoiners. Despite what Lola says about the government using this as an excuse to seize people's Bitcoin.
Imagine if they tried. It's easier to scam people out of it and then stage an exchange hack to seize it in bulk from the "thieves."
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-07 01:43:50
would be interesting considering Trump gave him the full pardon
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@ 8e27ffb5:27b0715c
2025-03-07 01:43:10
Are they sophisticated enough to time lock it?
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@ 44dc1c2d:31c74f0b
2025-03-07 01:42:50
Yeah, don't get me started. This is partially why I was against a reserve to start with because I knew they would use stolen coins from the get-go. The FBI still has a fat stash of stolen coins that they seized from Ross and other people.
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@ f275ab37:bad84bfe
2025-03-07 01:42:48
People calling for 100k by midnight, 120k by end of month
Meanwhile I long for 58k🫶🏻
https://m.primal.net/PWVr.jpg
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@ 6140478c:7cab0da5
2025-03-07 01:42:43
https://media1.tenor.com/m/tCNDfxVwGMsAAAAd/pawchain-pawswap.gif
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@ d5415a31:b317849f
2025-03-07 01:42:01
Tbh if they were going to draft up something, this is about as sound as it gets
1) just holding Bitcoin they already have
2) when they buy more (oh they will) it’ll be in budget neutral ways. They’re not trying to find ways to piss off Americans, will look for creative solutions for money that wouldn’t otherwise be spent on other things.
Hopefully this is less polarizing. Of course so many will shit on this that already just hate bitcoin and aren’t open to any reason
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-07 01:41:45
mad that it's stolen but I didn't see any party offering to give it back 😂
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@ 8e27ffb5:27b0715c
2025-03-07 01:41:19
Fuckin A
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@ 79998141:0f8f1901
2025-03-07 01:41:08
If enough people use leverage, the pros will wreck your longs/shorts first before they get to business of whatever the “news” actually means.
I don’t make the rules. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Stay humble stack sats.
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-07 01:41:08
Yes. They aren't laws. They don't mean shit for the most part.
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-07 01:40:55
If BTC price appreciates then I think it'd be tough to sell "selling it"
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@ 56d5de36:3988a572
2025-03-07 01:40:45
Short barrel rifle. And can be gay
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@ 13bc95d9:9d80897d
2025-03-07 01:40:38
JK nice job 👍
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-07 01:39:52
Real life is messy, situations where it's 100% positive and as expected are rare, looking at the counterfactual is a good way to evaluate but still imperfect.
That's my current takeaway
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-07 01:39:50
I'm interested to see how well an EO stands up to time and if that BTC they have will stay reserved after 2028.
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@ 2efaa715:3d987331
2025-03-07 01:39:40
I don't think this is true. I use Tailscale on a local machine on a private LAN
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@ 6140478c:7cab0da5
2025-03-07 01:39:38
Used baby car seats are wicked cheap. Get one and keep it strapped in the back seat.
The cop that pulls you over will assume your disheveled look and poor driving are new baby sleeplessness. https://media.tenor.com/1YuRNeGqXkEAAAAi/peepo-police.gif
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@ 8e27ffb5:27b0715c
2025-03-07 01:39:30
For now, it's good. I don't trust any of the government. And I maintain there's still a million ways they can fumble this or use it against us. But they'll do what they'll do anyways.
If they try to pull a 6102 on us, me and my 24 words are gonna peace on outa here.
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@ 6389be64:ef439d32
2025-03-07 01:39:28
https://image.nostr.build/d2f030fbb1ce67d4d7ed512ecf3f3e8d0f76f6bf04a528f56fb0779fc1e69e63.jpg nostr:note10a6jfn84pmxntwhar7qw7hfp9dkna2gauda95dmejnrwntc6w0kq3pfnr3
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@ 2efaa715:3d987331
2025-03-07 01:39:17
It can absolutely be on a private LAN. I access a local server on my network via Tailscale from outside the house. No public IP.
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@ 1afe0c74:6808e36d
2025-03-07 01:38:47
This SBR news is insanely bullish. About as good as could be expected.
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-07 01:38:38
😬
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@ 90d9080b:374bba8a
2025-03-07 01:38:06
Crazy just 8 months ago Germany sold all its bitcoin at $58k
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@ 6389be64:ef439d32
2025-03-07 01:37:47
Nah. We’re good. I’m not a huge fan of Bailey but he was right.
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@ 17f24050:52b93d95
2025-03-07 01:37:45
https://m.primal.net/PWVY.png
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@ 50a9326d:81ab87bb
2025-03-07 01:37:25
They won't be incentivised to arrest people they don't like to seize their Bitcoin for the SBR, right? https://image.nostr.build/123d9b73267f538867109d990410fef296f2455475540dbb1497d97842b2be39.jpg
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-07 01:37:20
Hah.
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-07 01:37:00
I'd say he just is an old man that doesn't understand Bitcoin and wants to go to bed.
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@ 8e27ffb5:27b0715c
2025-03-07 01:36:57
If I were Ross, I'd tweet out a "you're welcome" post.
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-07 01:36:38
also with Biden, Ross would still be in jail, owning Bitcoin would still have a stigma, and the confiscated Bitcoin would still be confiscated
So there's that to process
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@ 010df0c9:2dd3f05a
2025-03-07 01:36:01
LOL at the scam security expert who uses gmail and Telegram. GTFOH with that.
nostr:nevent1qqsp2ggmlnfp9jwrmssmvr9pes2lr58n3utadzuxv5vv752ksjpx5aspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygrw3yg6ut2ektgttmx5l2kx5q8rs8hqda77m5265sdn2wjdj43u2ypsgqqqqqqs0lemft
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@ 13bc95d9:9d80897d
2025-03-07 01:35:55
TOO MUCH BITCOIN TALK BORRRRING
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-03-07 01:35:47
BUT WE’RE ALSO *NOT* EARLY BECAUSE THE U.S. FREAKING GOVERNMENT WILL START HOARDING BITCOIN…
IDK MAN YOU ARE LATE BUT STILL EARLY BUT STILL LATE IF YOU DONT OWN BITCOIN.
ANYWAY HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS ON THE ‘DIGITAL ASSET’ PART OF THIS:
https://youtu.be/YiqjKhTs1dU nostr:note12srm9k0l2yy5adq0285xhp3m98sz7pz0f8ld8vpl6sp5fps4q7zqjawu72
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-07 01:35:27
Agree. It would be useful.
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-07 01:35:11
my scenarios depend more on the printer turning on for price but I find this fascinating for adoption
every country, every company has to answer the question (should we own BTC?)
flips the narrative
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@ c48e29f0:26e14c11
2025-03-07 01:34:57
PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER CREATING A STRATEGIC #BITCOIN RESERVE (and ‘digital asset stockpile’) AND THE FIAT CUCKBUCK PRICE IS $87K PER BTC
WE ARE SO DAMN EARLY IT IS UNREAL. https://v.nostr.build/BAdZs0NnmaAc3nKs.mp4
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@ 17f24050:52b93d95
2025-03-07 01:34:46
https://m.primal.net/PWVP.png
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-03-07 01:34:42
Maybe we can add a prefix to every message such that just seeing 5-6 bytes are enough?
Or is this a common/standard way to encode from put there?
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@ 8e27ffb5:27b0715c
2025-03-07 01:34:37
Still a long road to go and plenty of chances for a fuckup but this is one of the few times I'm genuinely surprised by the actions of the american government in a good way.
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@ 2efaa715:3d987331
2025-03-07 01:34:10
I hope whoever had their bitcoin stolen through civil asset forfeiture did "Stole and Replace"
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@ 13bc95d9:9d80897d
2025-03-07 01:33:46
Writing for canon is too hard. It's just a lazy way to explore ideas and aesthetics without having to construct an overarching narrative. You know. Like David Lynch.
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-07 01:33:45
Betcha 10K sats we don't.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-07 01:33:41
Maybe 👀 but I usually don't have very strong opinions about this stuff related to what the government is going to do. They're gonna do what they're gonna do. Being too attached to one outcome or another is literally a sin in Hinduism lol. But preparing for both is a virtue.
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@ 010df0c9:2dd3f05a
2025-03-07 01:33:20
Wireless communications was first experimented with in the late 1800s with the first successful transmission and reception in the 1890s.
Since that time; every government, police, and military industrial complex weapons lab has tried non stop to weaponize wireless signals. We're talking about a global effort spanning over a century. They tried every frequency, every power level, and every antenna design.
The entire extent of "successful" weapons technology from that research is the Active Denial System or ADS. It is a 100 kW weapon that causes burns on the skin. It is commonly called a heat ray, and that is a perfect description of the effects. The heat is in the 150f and under range so it does burn skin but cannot start fires. To be effective the entire weapons system is so large it has to be vehicle mounted. There are no records of it ever being used except in demonstrations despite all the effort into its development.
Compare the ADS to your Bluetooth headphones that some people are claiming will hurt you from EMF. First you have to believe every weapons researcher missed this attack vector for 125 years. 25 of those years are after Bluetooth and wifi use for communications became popular and how they worked was public knowledge. Also every product safety team of every type including the ambulance chaser lawyers globally failed to find the negative effects in those 25 years.
On top of that, Bluetooth is roughly 1/10,000,000th the power output of the ADS. Bluetooth is not vehicle mounted, the entire thing fits on a US dime.
That is how extraordinary a claim it is that your WiFi or Bluetooth cause you harm. Someone selling you something to protect you from them has a burden of proof to provide evidence to tip that scale. No one I have seen comes even close.
Keep your sats, hell, you could keep dollars and still be better off than buying anything to protect you from WiFi, 5g or Bluetooth.
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@ 1bd32a38:77a23e69
2025-03-07 01:33:16
The purpose of Bitcoin is to separate money from state.
The purpose of altcoins is to separate fools from their Bitcoin.
Choose wisely… https://image.nostr.build/752ccae194031fa2169a68c8621f9bfb391eae36de2b1b3869b5ae22b77dc505.jpg
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@ 6140478c:7cab0da5
2025-03-07 01:33:03
My youngest kid is now driving, and I still maintain my Amazon subscribe-and-save for baby wipes. Great for the car, the garage, and the bathroom. Undefeated.
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@ 50a9326d:81ab87bb
2025-03-07 01:32:57
https://image.nostr.build/580c910e29f557773bac47e7ac5ce513e6b571d149e0c6623a1b16464980b4a7.jpg
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@ c4eabae1:61cbc4e0
2025-03-07 01:32:43
❤️
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@ 9cb3545c:2ff47bca
2025-03-07 01:32:22
What if we break ATH tomorrow? 👀
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-07 01:32:12
sounds like they have somewhere between 30b and 1t (low end realistic, high end eh...) of neutral budget funds available
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@ 8e27ffb5:27b0715c
2025-03-07 01:31:42
Can the stars align any better?
1. US government to restrict circulating bitcoin supply via SBR (remember holding bitcoin =/= controlling bitcoin)
2. Recognizes a distinct delineation between bitcoin and crypto
3. No plans to acquire more crypto
4. Plans to acquire more bitcoin
5. High time preference smoothbrains selling the news
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@ f1b911af:5c274c22
2025-03-07 01:31:21
Dude. 100%. I got a strategic stockpile of baby wipes.
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@ 90d9080b:374bba8a
2025-03-07 01:31:03
The USD denominated price of bitcoin
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@ 6140478c:7cab0da5
2025-03-07 01:30:56
Yo. Baby wipes are where it’s at.
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@ d2841371:02c90a2b
2025-03-07 01:30:54
Nicely done
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@ e2260a7a:f97399ac
2025-03-07 01:30:26
Told you guys they weren't going to fund it with taxpayer monies, makes no sense & would need to pass Congress.
Otherwise an EO spending your monies would be a slippery slope.
nostr:nevent1qqs8l333n7nucj87epmqpxzs86u67ytpw5qem5sf7jd7qpzmcxmllqgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg8zyc984uem8w3sqaq3r3zk0y7w7kxj4dput9jmmwm9t7g0juue4spsgqqqqqqs43ssnx
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@ 3c906042:9577212b
2025-03-07 01:30:15
The chances of this happening are roughly zero.
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@ f1b911af:5c274c22
2025-03-07 01:30:14
Blindly following his donors 🎯
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@ 06ef4f3a:36f51400
2025-03-07 01:30:12
https://sourceforge.net/p/bitcoin/code/1/
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-07 01:29:59
you should be more accurate than him, he went hard on nfts on btc
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@ f1b911af:5c274c22
2025-03-07 01:29:32
🎯
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@ 06ef4f3a:36f51400
2025-03-07 01:29:30
First Commit
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-07 01:29:23
lol yes there is that, I didn't say it was good or bad ... Just that he's been more accurate ... 😂
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@ 99d74f5f:310cab21
2025-03-07 01:29:19
https://primal.net/e/note1qn47ay4rr0jj5v3hpaa4zttwmzs8vj6m35ex8t0ugcen4epxs4mqe63ssy
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-07 01:29:17
It's ok.
I don't know who David Bailey is 🫂
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@ 34a22ce5:ca70ef6c
2025-03-07 01:29:09
https://x.com/hodlmagoo/status/1897813532412199374?s=46.
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@ 2efaa715:3d987331
2025-03-07 01:29:05
A starship blew up!?
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@ f7922a0a:82c34788
2025-03-07 01:29:00
No limit as far as I know but clipping is a Premium feature. You get 3 months free then it's $18 a year after that.
You can also share PC 2.0 chapters if the show has them which makes clipping unnecessary sometimes.
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-07 01:28:25
We have a 5.5 year old lab!
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@ 6140478c:7cab0da5
2025-03-07 01:28:21
Maybe the real dip was the retards we met along the way. https://media1.tenor.com/m/xM3J2fuPCb4AAAAC/sun-set-heart.gif
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-07 01:27:46
The irony is that the US government is converting Ross's bitcoin into the reserve 😂
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@ df5c518b:fb1bc4a0
2025-03-07 01:27:37
Fair enough.
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-07 01:27:32
Thank you 🫂 it was good.
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@ 06ef4f3a:36f51400
2025-03-07 01:27:25
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqph0fua903hyjjhj87nx7g8jv705rlwqnll8mw7fm205ucm029qqqy2hwumn8ghj7urpd9jzumn09eehgu3wvdez7qgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0qqsp9msaclytt4nu0d89qyc45y86ue70f5ulk72k5a48g2flthqrjugjql5h0
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@ 77ce56f8:362f6ca7
2025-03-07 01:27:05
Nooooooooo! Back to $3k so I can stack again! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@ df5c518b:fb1bc4a0
2025-03-07 01:26:59
Already priced in.
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@ 16d11430:61640947
2025-03-07 01:26:38
Nah the darkness surrounds us ... #verify #peace ✌️
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@ 2efaa715:3d987331
2025-03-07 01:26:38
Heard it here first
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-07 01:26:32
Bitcoin Strategic Reserve (and Digital Asset Stockpile)
via David Sacks on Twitter 👇🏻
Just a few minutes ago, President Trump signed an Executive Order to establish a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve.
The Reserve will be capitalized with Bitcoin owned by the federal government that was forfeited as part of criminal or civil asset forfeiture proceedings. This means it will not cost taxpayers a dime.
It is estimated that the U.S. government owns about 200,000 bitcoin; however, there has never been a complete audit. The E.O. directs a full accounting of the federal government’s digital asset holdings.
The U.S. will not sell any bitcoin deposited into the Reserve. It will be kept as a store of value. The Reserve is like a digital Fort Knox for the cryptocurrency often called “digital gold.”
Premature sales of bitcoin have already cost U.S. taxpayers over $17 billion in lost value. Now the federal government will have a strategy to maximize the value of its holdings.
The Secretaries of Treasury and Commerce are authorized to develop budget-neutral strategies for acquiring additional bitcoin, provided that those strategies have no incremental costs on American taxpayers.
IN ADDITION, the Executive Order establishes a U.S. Digital Asset Stockpile, consisting of digital assets other than bitcoin forfeited in criminal or civil proceedings.
The government will not acquire additional assets for the Stockpile beyond those obtained through forfeiture proceedings.
The purpose of the Stockpile is responsible stewardship of the government’s digital assets under the Treasury Department.
PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT
President Trump promised to create a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and Digital Asset Stockpile. Those promises have been kept.
This Executive Order underscores President Trump’s commitment to making the U.S. the “crypto capital of the world.”
I want to thank the President for his leadership and vision in supporting this cutting-edge technology and for his rapid execution in supporting the digital asset industry. His administration is truly moving at “tech speed.”
I also want to thank the President’s Working Group on Digital Asset Markets — especially Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick — for their help and support in getting this done. Finally Bo Hines played a critical role as Executive Director of our Working Group.
https://primal.b-cdn.net/media-upload?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.primal.net%2Fuploads%2F4%2F92%2F21%2F49221550ff53d88b63206fada794b89479758643cc8079de68e34b1ac7ed7aad.mp4
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@ 2efaa715:3d987331
2025-03-07 01:26:27
Whoa what?
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@ df478568:2a951e67
2025-03-07 01:25:57
The #Bitcoin Strategic Reserve is kind of like the Gulf of America.
They called it drug money before.
Now it's the "Strategic Bitcoin Reserve."
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@ 8e27ffb5:27b0715c
2025-03-07 01:25:37
Thanks for the cheap corn lol. I'm so glad river came out with their bitcoin rewards fiat account cause now I've got dry powder and don't feel bad about it.
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@ f4d89779:2b522db9
2025-03-07 01:25:34
time to lose some more followers
David Bailey has been more accurate than the npubs that said Ross would not be freed, a stockpile wouldn't happen
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@ 2f02d76f:abd60a7c
2025-03-07 01:25:32
promise made
promise kept
#bitcoin
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@ e4b67f9f:33ea4d91
2025-03-07 01:25:06
https://image.nostr.build/1110829ffd2aba6e57d11e5bc6e8dcf5948d4055f05176294c9122c5cf3af005.jpg
#Memestr #Btfd ✨️🔮 #Nostrich 💜🐸🫂
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@ df5c518b:fb1bc4a0
2025-03-07 01:24:42
Indeed.
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@ e8d66519:784074e9
2025-03-07 01:24:12
To clear up confusion here.
This EO established 2 different things: a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, and a U.S. Digital Asset Stockpile.
The Strategic Bitcoin Reserve will contain our ~198,109 bitcoin obtained through forfeiture proceedings, conduct a formal audit, and not sell any of it.
The U.S. Digital Asset Stockpile will contain all other non-BTC assets obtained through forfeiture proceedings.
This is not news—it has been heavily speculated by people like @matthew_pines at the @btcpolicyorg that this was the path of least resistance to create a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve: reclassifying what we already own under a formal ownership structure.
But here's the key.
The Secretaries of Treasury and Commerce will develop budget-neutral strategies for acquiring more bitcoin for the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve.
The U.S. will not develop strategies to acquire more non-bitcoin assets for the Digital Asset stockpile.
This is phenomenal. An acquisition strategy for bitcoin, not "crypto", will be developed by the US government.
This opens the door for the Treasury & Commerce Departments to use Pines' suggestion: use our ~$40bn surplus sitting in the Exchange Stabilization Fund to acquire more bitcoin.
This will likely be one of many funding mechanisms explored and established for the SBR by the government in the coming weeks and months.
What a time to be alive.
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@ f985d309:e2599bbb
2025-03-07 01:24:12
i mean for straight btc to xmr
best to use robosats methinks
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@ 4bf3a313:bf6af7d5
2025-03-07 01:24:02
Based on your analysis suds, I think I'm gonna stack sats. Thank you for the sound financial advice.
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@ 77ce56f8:362f6ca7
2025-03-07 01:23:31
2002 getting 47mpg!
I want the 2025 prius that gets 90mpg, but not the loan payments that come with it. 🤣
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@ de8ca7a6:48050c4c
2025-03-07 01:23:01
Can't remember now if Podverse has a length limitation but I found its clip creation tool to be less frustrating than Fountain's, if you can live without the Nostr integration.
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@ 8e27ffb5:27b0715c
2025-03-07 01:22:32
Ill be doubly surprised if they end up holding their own keys. I'm fully expecting coinbase custody to happen.
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@ 90d9080b:374bba8a
2025-03-07 01:22:19
Don’t like that part. Still bullish
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@ 03612b0e:afd71216
2025-03-07 01:22:18
I would have liked to see the bitcoin returned to ross and bitfinex, rather than the keys being in the hands of whoever has them now or whoever might control them in 2-4 years and later.
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@ 1bd32a38:77a23e69
2025-03-07 01:21:13
“Sell the news” is only relevant if you’re a high-time preference trader.
Real ones know to HODL, save in Bitcoin, and focus on your craft. https://image.nostr.build/323ab4760d014c48bcfbb69c694bf50fcee894b5b8429ded51928e5c9e1d3ae2.jpg