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@ 8230c622:26642641
2025-03-10 20:53:24
They haven't got it yet. Let's see what that guy does.
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-10 20:53:18
https://media.tenor.com/Q3xlTyNSgm0AAAAC/pascal-pedro.gif
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@ 5beb861a:1741e03a
2025-03-10 20:52:41
but the memes! wont somebody think of the memes! I joke though, i see your point, but i guess i see them more as harmless fun. heres a serious question though; do you think a brc-20 token could potentially have a similar use case as an ecash mint? with differing levels of programability, stability, and trust. its kinda abstract but i think i could see that.
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@ a3c1a5ce:f96545d0
2025-03-10 20:52:38
US Gov just stacked 119.65 BTC at the price of civil forfeiture for SBR
OOOF nostr:note1vnr0gvz9674yqv8nvzh873rgtcjayz092leqn4wwl9dzk2k63wfqzszxdc
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@ 4ae515ec:b9bde35b
2025-03-10 20:52:17
super rossmann brothers
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-03-10 20:52:11
This is correct.
People mistakingly think the redundancy is only through the relays, but it also includes browser caches, downloads, and databases. Because the events are atomic, they can be verified, even if they are removed from the network.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-10 20:51:50
https://media1.tenor.com/m/rMbHJZQoR8wAAAAd/rotv.gif
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@ 4ae515ec:b9bde35b
2025-03-10 20:51:34
One small video (and persistent user feedback) lead to better fetching, amongst all the other improvements.
God bless the Greasonator.
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq7q6z5ns2hm5c8msyv83qwzxpxe52j8c4d4q5m92wsp9sflelkh9qy2hwumn8ghj7erfw36x7tnsw43z7un9d3shjqpql9grjl8y246pg5r3dpsmrwjavnft8gs2skygklxa0jse9frn8sls5j8f89
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@ 6538925e:571e55c3
2025-03-10 20:51:25
This week, rewards on Fountain are brought to you by nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n.
With the Blockstream Jade Plus, you get a top-tier, open-source solution for moving your stacks into secure cold storage.
Simple enough for beginners, advanced enough for cypherpunks.
The Jade Plus isn’t just a slight improvement; it's a leap forward in design and security.
📱IMPROVED SCREEN: Larger and brighter for better visibility
🔨UPGRADED MATERIALS: Durability meets elegance
✏️ REFINED DESIGN: Intuitive button-based navigation
💻 USB-C DRIVE SUPPORT: Air-gapped firmware and signing with JadeLink
✅ GENUINE CHECK: Know your device is authentic
Future-proof your Bitcoin stack today.
https://store.blockstream.com/products/jade-plus?utm_source=fountain&utm_medium=banner&utm_campaign=fountain2
https://m.primal.net/PbMz.png
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@ 90d9080b:374bba8a
2025-03-10 20:50:27
Scooping $MSTR calls
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@ b9e76546:612023dc
2025-03-10 20:50:06
Whoops, I *owe you* $5. And between $135k and $151k you owe me $5.
I made this complicated for no reason but I’m already too deep and I can’t back out now 🤣
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-10 20:49:51
D but the old lady is Bitcoin
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-10 20:49:36
Perfect. Devs do something!
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-03-10 20:49:13
https://i.nostr.build/3aqrwyWu9T3Hqj7S.jpg
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-10 20:49:08
https://media.tenor.com/xTvnY0EylVIAAAAC/nic-nicolas-cage.gif
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-10 20:49:03
There's about 1 CK Solo pool block found per month
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@ ad973803:70915558
2025-03-10 20:49:00
GM Jimmy 😀✌
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@ b9e76546:612023dc
2025-03-10 20:48:47
I’ll take the $5 bet and bet you $10 it’ll be over $151K just because why not!? So I’m right if it’s below $135K OR above $150K.
If it’s over $150k then I owe you $10, if less then $135K you owe me $5 🤣
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@ 079d727b:00099650
2025-03-10 20:48:31
Happy March the 10th #nostr ! Or, Happy MAR10 DAY!
https://i.nostr.build/iMRHrkJ9w5S48i94.gif
nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz nostr:npub1hgvtv4zn2l8l3ef34n87r4sf5s00xq3lhgr3mvwt7kn8gjxpjprqc89jnv nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl @npub16e3vzr7dk2uepjcnl85nfare3kdapxge08gr42s99n9kg7xs8xhs90y9v6
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@ b7e453f6:9ff08e8c
2025-03-10 20:48:29
I suppose they were internally directed to stop the sales at least by the time the new DOJ head got in.
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@ 4bf3a313:bf6af7d5
2025-03-10 20:48:14
Can it not be both? 😸
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@ 3bf0c63f:aefa459d
2025-03-10 20:48:08
Since no one asked we've finally delivered: a full-blown FUSE filesystem for all Nostr events and metadata.
nak fs /mnt
cd /mnt/hodlbod@coracle.social
I was going to make a shiny video of this but the result was too bad, so please someone make one and post it here.
In the meantime I have these amazing screenshots of the most beautiful file explorer I could find on my computer:
https://aegis.utxo.one/b163939e99ad206b2523790fd985a3a2f024edfb75d32745f11809b96ce63800.png
https://cdn.azzamo.net/5015c1ddd259c6b1f44b57c59cc126e7b1176f22ef7043ebf17463ff4a50597d.png
https://cdn.azzamo.net/a6e08f782a735aa57579c39ae49305cc5a28b75fbc6ec49637ad49d1e39139f8.png
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-10 20:47:57
https://media1.tenor.com/m/aPcrljB08KQAAAAC/nicolas-cage-excited.gif
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@ 61bf790b:fe18b062
2025-03-10 20:47:49
Max pain, enjoy it!
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@ f985d309:e2599bbb
2025-03-10 20:47:47
crazy day 😂
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@ ad973803:70915558
2025-03-10 20:47:45
GM Tigs 🤘 😎🤘
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-10 20:47:45
Maybe Satoshi can help. He uses Nostr 🤣🤣🤣
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@ a8171781:3562e1fc
2025-03-10 20:47:16
https://media.tenor.com/StjXmPQrSLIAAAAC/superstore-amy-sosa.gif
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@ 6a02b7d5:3a13d02a
2025-03-10 20:47:08
Onna Come Up
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@ adc14fa3:9fb535e1
2025-03-10 20:47:08
Nice. Posted this a few hours ago… 😂
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@ 5beb861a:1741e03a
2025-03-10 20:47:04
congrats!
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-10 20:46:55
https://media.tenor.com/C2xlu2Ht3CcAAAAC/speak-to-the-manager-manager.gif
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-10 20:46:48
Where's Skot when we need to ping him? Not using Nostr? 😡😡😡
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-03-10 20:46:42
I guess that's how they're gonna pay for the new credits.
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@ 9be0be0e:c3cbb81e
2025-03-10 20:46:22
I see what you mean, I was focused on the jumping while reading and had never noticed it was also jumping when going to detail back if there were unread updates, this should be fixed now next update.
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-10 20:46:20
I'd just like to see Public Pool find a block. These BitAxes that have found blocks have been on CK Solo pool.
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@ d0708145:76171fb6
2025-03-10 20:46:15
It's Dark Storm performing the attack.
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@ adc14fa3:9fb535e1
2025-03-10 20:46:10
Reposted and Quoted…POW 4 ⚡️
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@ ad973803:70915558
2025-03-10 20:46:07
GM Satoshi 🙂🤙
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@ 5beb861a:1741e03a
2025-03-10 20:46:01
" I wouldn't put them in the same category as jpeg merchants and ordinals scammers "
...its a matter of scale 🤣 😂 🤣
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@ adc14fa3:9fb535e1
2025-03-10 20:45:38
Bet….POW for ⚡️
nostr:nevent1qqs22jpytcjd8fw4xdcjxj9chl4aqdlwp66gn7zdlvy86tyax7eg8mcpzemhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst338qhrww3hxumnwx49f8f
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-10 20:45:18
I wouldn't know Mike, I don't use the Twitters 😡
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@ 5beb861a:1741e03a
2025-03-10 20:45:12
if your going to nostr for a polished user experience your gonna have a bad time. plus you need to set up lightning wallet to get zap, thats a big part of nostr. nip05 verified helps too.
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@ f985d309:e2599bbb
2025-03-10 20:44:55
cant the devs do something
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@ bfde2252:6c7b8dc2
2025-03-10 20:44:30
[whispering in her ear]
https://image.nostr.build/625b597adfeee729997ccfd5068f9552c0e658955d34b86187eb08040e6d93a6.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1080x1079&blurhash=%7C58gy-9F00-%3B%7EqIU00xu-%3B00%25MofM%7BxuRj%25Mt7Rj%25MM%7Bt7xuIUt7ayofM%7BM%7Bxut7M%7BRjt7j%5BRjt700WB_3M%7BIUt7%25MRjWB_3RjRjj%5BRjt7M%7BRjxu00xu%25MWBIUt7%25MWBRj%25MM%7BRjt7t7WBM%7Bt7j%5B-%3BofM%7BWBt7Rjj%5Bj%5Bj%5B&x=e5ed540a00ba041ccf35c636267ab4fc4264840603bd97e0392263ba7d4d6818
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-03-10 20:43:34
Twitters up 😂
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@ b75b9a31:6f3c1505
2025-03-10 20:43:17
https://youtu.be/Sr_ncb7UiU8
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-10 20:43:11
https://media.tenor.com/RiVyhrv7bI8AAAAC/steve-calm.gif
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@ 516add19:e697c014
2025-03-10 20:43:05
Dips are a reward for those who stack sats.
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@ bf41becc:13dc5991
2025-03-10 20:43:04
I would also appreciate some support with this 😂😂
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-03-10 20:42:55
I have one, but I've been locked out for a year or so.
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-10 20:42:38
Congratulations to the solo miner that snagged a block with their BitAxe.
nostr:nprofile1qqstrcgctzz2d52thl8r3xwt205pswkauep0yexsla83w3fhrcrpxnqprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5xp62jx my BitAxe hasn't found a block yet. Plz halp 😭🤣
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@ c8383d81:f9139549
2025-03-10 20:42:20
https://i.nostr.build/t6mUdUJIodCpOBcQ.gif
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@ adc14fa3:9fb535e1
2025-03-10 20:41:52
They refuse to see the truth.
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@ adc14fa3:9fb535e1
2025-03-10 20:40:52
Price 📉
https://m.primal.net/PbMb.jpg
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@ 6bf33edb:66d7c715
2025-03-10 20:40:50
pretty "tough"
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-10 20:40:43
Hope you enjoyed your day Kosmosis 💪
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-10 20:40:24
"No way they can pick someone worse than Trudeau!"
👀😬
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-10 20:40:19
We are creators of the better world
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@ 5beb861a:1741e03a
2025-03-10 20:40:08
also, i think blackrock has some bad actors but we tolerate them...why?
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-03-10 20:40:08
Fell asleep watching Guy Ritchie's King Arthur, just as I was dozing off (not because I didn't like it, just exhausted from work) David Beckham makes an appearance lolol.
So now I know where to start off again:)
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-10 20:39:28
https://media1.tenor.com/m/X2n59mfW0bQAAAAC/steve-harvey-laughing.gif
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@ c8df6ae8:22293a06
2025-03-10 20:38:30
You got this 💪🏻
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-10 20:37:58
Hope you enjoyed your day☀
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@ 8230c622:26642641
2025-03-10 20:37:57
They would have to come kill me. Do you understand that?
nostr:nevent1qqsxf3h5xpza02jqxrekptnlg359ufwjp8j40usf6h80jk3t9tdghyspzemhxue69uhhwmm59ehx7um5wgh8qctjw3uj7q3q5c88nc8d44gsp4658dnfu5fahswzzu8gaxm5lkuwjud068swdqfsxpqqqqqqz5w95zn
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-10 20:37:43
https://media.tenor.com/UPMEOsmaWKEAAAAC/star-trek-star-trek-tos.gif
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@ ee11a5df:b76c4e49
2025-03-10 20:37:41
When you are at war, you keep fighting until a settlement is negotiated.
If the US is not at war with Russia, Trump quitting without a negotiated settlement is fine.
If the US is at war with Russia via it's proxy Ukraine, Trump quitting without a negotiated settlement is virtually treasonous.
I find it odd that people who claimed this was Ukraine's war not Americas are the ones most upset by Trump and calling him treasonous, whereas those of us who said this was a US proxy war seem to be okay with Trump just quitting. If you have any consistent morals, you'd say the opposite. Those saying it is Ukraine's war should be upset but accept that the US doesn't have to be involved and Trump hasn't committed any kind of high crime here. Those saying the US is in a proxy war with Russia should consider Trump to have committed a high crime by failing to continue fighting absent a negotiated settlement. At least it seems that way to me, I'm sure people will tell me I'm wrong if I am wrong.
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@ 5beb861a:1741e03a
2025-03-10 20:37:19
yes but i dont feel like were in any danger of bitcoin having no purpose, that ship has sailed my freind. but yeah many are bad actors. but bitcoin grows stronger by having more eyes on it, even if many of those eyes are bad actors. i think ocean got a lot more hashrate because of them and more people running knots, both of which are a good thing.
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-10 20:37:14
Hope you enjoyed your day cuban💪
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-10 20:36:39
https://media1.tenor.com/m/CCBB9yV7b4cAAAAd/pepe-the-frog-nodding-head.gif
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@ 3bcc5632:9003d8b8
2025-03-10 20:36:03
🤣
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-10 20:35:58
https://i.nostr.build/ZRvVli8pI3NjZ6iF.jpg
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-10 20:35:50
GM GA GE & you too Toum💜
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@ 4eb88310:2e055d6d
2025-03-10 20:35:26
Excellent choice. Good morning.
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@ dd664d5e:5633d319
2025-03-10 20:35:26
It's just the new lottery ticket.
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@ 127d3bf5:466f416f
2025-03-10 20:35:23
GM
https://m.primal.net/PbMP.jpg
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@ c1e6505c:02b3157e
2025-03-10 20:35:16
What are you using?
I’m just trying to send out from alby, not use it currently for NWC. I’m able to receive just fine though. Inbound and outbound liquidity is plenty as well
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@ 3bcc5632:9003d8b8
2025-03-10 20:35:11
What if I offered you some sats?
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@ 5beb861a:1741e03a
2025-03-10 20:34:25
yeah thats whats been happening latley, 🤷 brb imma bout to try to decode your message.
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@ 079d727b:00099650
2025-03-10 20:33:48
Good Morning Nostr!
If I don't see you again, good morning, good evening and good night! 🫂🌞
https://v.nostr.build/moOOQZosygU7x2n1.mp4
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@ e096a89e:59351479
2025-03-10 20:33:47
Yeah I followed it there. I’m
Not able to send out for some reason even though I have inbound and outbound liquidity. Receiving is fine
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@ 1833ee04:7c4a8170
2025-03-10 20:33:46
cold showers only
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@ 181f334d:1fe7d9f3
2025-03-10 20:33:17
So it sounds like the feds got his software wallet and were able to determine everything he has. So they knew exactly how much to extort him for.
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-10 20:33:06
GuMo to you AK ☕🍫😆
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-03-10 20:32:59
This is the link to X and nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qqsyv47lazt9h6ycp2fsw270khje5egjgsrdkrupjg27u796g7f5k0s0pfy4z
https://x.com/BTCsessions/status/1899173186706800829
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@ 5beb861a:1741e03a
2025-03-10 20:32:49
i want the ordinals and brc 20 people to come to nostr. not because i want to buy any of that stuff, but i like their energy. i feel more aligned with them than i do with the blackrock douchebags. #grownostr #makemininggreatagain #overreaction #rightbrained
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-10 20:32:22
https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZHxS92DIiTIAAAAd/n%C3%A3o-acredito.gif
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-03-10 20:32:13
Maybe I've just done it enough times I can do it in my sleep 😂
git init
git add -A
git commit -m "Initial commit"
git remote add origin <url>
git push -u origin master (or main)
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@ f985d309:e2599bbb
2025-03-10 20:31:56
few
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-10 20:31:46
https://media.tenor.com/ldLs79BXNb8AAAAC/evil-grin-evil-smile.gif
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-03-10 20:31:31
I check mine every few days to make sure it's still mining.
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@ eeb11961:b8821b9e
2025-03-10 20:31:16
I know Vegas prices aren’t the real world, but…
https://image.nostr.build/523b06e3d9a7d7ac0967f2e2da98964ed1dabeb806a0fa543fcaf700069f2010.jpg
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@ 5b0183ab:a114563e
2025-03-10 20:31:04
It’s no joke. $20 beers. Lol
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@ e096a89e:59351479
2025-03-10 20:30:41
I’m still having problems as well with it
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-10 20:30:26
Fixed the fork 🤭
nostr:note188pplu0vumrsa4uwgrkctgtrsr2zjj4fgdy6hfpvwfk79gyp5agsd42my8
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@ eeb11961:b8821b9e
2025-03-10 20:29:51
I know Vegas prices aren’t the real world, but…
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-10 20:29:39
Laughing is good. The prophecy is working as expected
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@ 5b3f6926:84a767d8
2025-03-10 20:29:26
You can decrease aging by using GH.
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@ e0f21477:503fbb90
2025-03-10 20:29:24
Spending time listening to videos from socialist/anarchist voices. So much of it is rooted in Christian practice but has been scrubbed to be secular.
Mutual aid is just an expected norm of the church in Acts
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-10 20:29:19
i'm violently allergic to anything that requires manual replication of text that must be kept in sync in two separate parts of my project, i do everything i can to avoid it at all times, i am obsessively DRY and it's just not ok
the reason being that the number of bugs i have had due to copypasta code, and that's also why if i find myself repeating something, it gets wrapped into a new function and shared between the upstream users of this same routine
the preprocessor could be harvesting the function signatures but it's complicated to implement that in C because of its ass-backwards function signature format, and the excessive reliance on the preprocessor at all, is another big problem because the process requires the spewing out of generated code, which is then compiled, and those header files are required in order to find the symbols in the linking table to the compiled object files
Go just eliminates all that footsies by making a single site of the definition, by using linebreak/sentinel top level structuring for all exported symbols so the programmer doesn't have to explicitly point the linker to these references, the symbol tables are assembled automatically