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@ 330fb143:7ee42dac
2025-03-12 16:00:14
Your Megalith channel is likely currently offline as they have some network issues for some users. They are working on it, and it will come online again. No action is needed and the balance will be shown again.
Alby Hub currently shows only the balance of channels that are online.
Maybe in a future version Alby Hub should also include the offline balance to not confuse users in such cases?
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@ 7fa56f5d:751ac194
2025-03-12 16:00:11
nostr:npub10td4yrp6cl9kmjp9x5yd7r8pm96a5j07lk5mtj2kw39qf8frpt8qm9x2wl is the 0xChat NIP-29 relay down? Getting 502's.
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@ fbeb2be7:331f55e3
2025-03-12 16:00:06
Global currencies against the U.S. dollar over the last 10 years:
🇻🇪: -99.999%
🇦🇷: -96.3%
🇹🇷: -89.3%
🇷🇺: -44.5%
🇯🇵: -40.8%
🇬🇧: -20.3%
🇪🇺: -16%
#bitcoin: +511,570%
- nostr:npub1t8a7uumfmam38kal4xaakzyjccht4y5jxfs4cmlj0p768pxtwu8skh56yu
#BitcoinTwitter
https://bitcointwitter.web.app/images/523.png
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@ 0e05cb33:2082a99e
2025-03-12 16:00:04
King Arthur's Castle Tintagel by Gertrude Spurr Cutts @OSAartists 45th Spring Exhibition 1917 http://i.imgur.com/uOL6A3A.png
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@ 71ecabd8:e4885975
2025-03-12 16:00:00
https://smartflowsocial.s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/clients/cm7kdrwdk0000qyu6fwtd96ui/a9f4a784-971a-44aa-a606-5b5edaeac146.jpg
#meme #memes #memestr #plebchain
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@ 31312140:2471509b
2025-03-12 16:00:00
If vaccines are so safe and effective, why is there a need for legal immunity for manufacturers? Shouldn't the product speak for itself without legislative protection? 💉❓
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-03-12 15:59:38
Somebody might need to run some tests in production. There are many things that affect that speed, including:
- Spam detection procedures
- Database Index refresh
- Key priority (paid users go first) to both post and see a post
- Content classification tools (safe for kids relays)
- Event redistribution to the CDN servers in separate locations
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@ 6867d899:e5cb0796
2025-03-12 15:59:35
Agreed. I am still curious to hear what examples you have from history where peace was broken, and a stronger, more stable peaceful order was created
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@ a24d0c86:ec0f47ce
2025-03-12 15:59:35
This makes sense
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@ 9ce71f15:d7e780c7
2025-03-12 15:59:31
Honestly, a little notifications saying something simple like LSP oitage, back soon would have done it. Simple ask, big impact.
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-12 15:59:05
Sats are always on sale. But that day the sale was grandiose
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-03-12 15:59:05
Good she's back home.
It sucks seeing her in that state.
Luckily she still recognizes you and shows she's happy.
Keep strong man and enjoy the time you have with her 🫂
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@ 958b754a:5c39e88c
2025-03-12 15:58:54
if you follow this strategy & are making 100 sats per hour, every month you can cash out over 50k sats, 72k or so to be exact.
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@ 330fb143:7ee42dac
2025-03-12 15:58:46
Depending on how important it is, you can just wait. They are working on the issue and it will come back online. No action is actually required.
Though I understand that this interruption is annoying. But you know with every of those issues solved the tools and ecosystem becomes stronger.
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@ c43bbb58:d9980b7d
2025-03-12 15:58:45
gm https://image.nostr.build/301a37a69bdeefc76f047a08f1e0dec9f03a643e208781064838c6ee0669380f.jpg
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@ a24d0c86:ec0f47ce
2025-03-12 15:58:21
Might be connected to Megalith’s issues of late?
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@ 6867d899:e5cb0796
2025-03-12 15:57:51
May I ask why you have 12 if one only needs 3?
I guess the main reason I have a bunch is I think (perhaps incorrectly) that if I want to read from and write to as many people as possible, I should have more relays to be sure I am able to connect with a lot of people (because if we don’t share a relay we wouldn’t be able to connect)
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@ 5eb3fabe:35a033cd
2025-03-12 15:57:38
⛏️ We recently had a user encounter an interesting Bitcoin mining scenario.
For the same price as a nostr:nprofile1qyv8wumn8ghj7urjv4kkjatd9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsqzpv0prpvgffk3fwluuwyeedf7sxp6mhny9uny6rl57969xu0qvy6vhuwgqp Bitaxe Gamma, he could purchase 5X the hashrate from us, but this Rigly’er found that this didn’t make him 5X more likely to win a block…
The factors that play into this include luck, variance, & difficulty.
Our Rigly’er expected to hit at least over 1T difficulty with that hashrate and believed it would be his best chance to get the highest share, surpassing his Bitaxes. However, in bitcoin mining, nothing is certain. (If it was, everyone would do it).
He was disappointed with the mining difficulty he achieved with Rigly's 2 PH/s for 24 hours, which only reached 30B. (His Bitaxe recently hit 123B). But there was variance with mining’s probabilistic process.
Rigly does offer better odds over time due to a higher hashrate per cost, making this a low-time preference game of chance.
Have you also stacked up a Bitaxe against our hashrate delivery? Did you find a similar or different result?
Are you interested in seeing the math in a detailed blog post from us? 🤔
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@ 11d0b667:53e00ef7
2025-03-12 15:57:34
A bit newer (1995) and still fantastic, lol.
https://youtu.be/KB7yXe0-ZC8
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@ 9ce71f15:d7e780c7
2025-03-12 15:57:32
I'd stay a little bit and have a hot choco. Maybe fire up the hearth.
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@ 330fb143:7ee42dac
2025-03-12 15:57:26
Alby Hub currently shows only the balance of channels that are online. the channel with Megalith LSP is currently offline for some users. They are working on it, and it will come online again. No action is needed.
Maybe in a future version Alby Hub should also include the offline balance to not confuse users in such cases?
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@ 99bb5591:a557ca64
2025-03-12 15:57:23
https://i.nostr.build/Djrr3bOM4q9yVSBm.jpg
nostr:nevent1qqs8tvz7tymxvxaftw3ra5w94jnawmjwvma3wu4seqqvp228espl6rcpz3mhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3e9upzpxdm2kgujytxqruy2yrax8umt83003lqng0lsqhgfuw58kj40jnyqvzqqqqqqy97vlp3
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@ 554a9ea5:93edaedc
2025-03-12 15:57:18
I bought this dip
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-12 15:57:13
GM good sir
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@ e2ccf7cf:26c1c8eb
2025-03-12 15:57:04
AI bots on Twitter
https://relay.utxo.one/3461e86ef9ad20d69706056a3deffb38745e6822ce995d41e1a81cdedb037c80.mp4
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@ 958b754a:5c39e88c
2025-03-12 15:56:52
there’s a super simple workaround
whenever you reach 1k sats in “bonus sats”
Go to the “crash” game and bet 1k sats and as soon as the game begins you cash out, don’t get greedy n try to go for 1.5x, 2x, 3x etc
works every single time
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@ d2841371:02c90a2b
2025-03-12 15:56:44
Been enjoying these. May even have to listen a second time
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@ edf0da8b:b2652fa3
2025-03-12 15:56:15
Man, it's so freaking beautiful where you set up camp 🙏🏻
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@ e096a89e:59351479
2025-03-12 15:55:54
lol it’s good practice then! You enjoy your meals much longer 🥢
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@ 11d0b667:53e00ef7
2025-03-12 15:55:44
Wife needed to see a dentist, so we drove an hour to the country, rather than 40 minutes to the big city.
This was the dentist office.
https://image.nostr.build/62c8163b336ccfeb633af5a42d79343f662096849d5a40b2ad9ad4fb2b30d8de.jpg
She made the right choice, was in/out and had her questions answered in less than 15 minutes. Other dentists in the big city were out a few weeks on appointments.
Have a great day.
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@ 17f24050:52b93d95
2025-03-12 15:55:37
With the latest CR, I hope it provides a long enough runway for policies to take effect...would love it if some could be supported through legislative process, too.
We need people to have the guts to rip the band-aid off, risk re-election, to right the ship. It will be painful, but also need "early-and-often" communication on how the Biden numbers (GDP, inflation, job numbers) were heavily manipulated...and been manipulated for years.
Then a steady communication of "steady, lads" for elected officials and constituents.
4D chess to crash equities and ride the thin line to reduce rates...because of recession and REAL job loss...and then refinance that 7Toof government debt into lower rates to have ANY shot at getting out of this "financially alive".
Got bitcoin?? 🤔
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@ 0e05cb33:2082a99e
2025-03-12 15:55:01
The Harbour of St. Ives by Harry Britton @OSAartists 45th Spring Exhibition 1917 http://i.imgur.com/qxUm9T6.png
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@ 330fb143:7ee42dac
2025-03-12 15:54:52
Nobody lost funds, the Megalith LSP currently has network issues which causes a channel to be shown offline. This is how the lightning network works. The channel will come online once those issues are resolved and all is good. Alby Hub by default shows only the balance that is online (maybe this should be changed?)
btw. Alby Hub is open source, maybe as a class action for you a github pull request or an github issue with feedback and ideas is a better idea?
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-03-12 15:54:45
It is technically a Client problem.
But Nostr is not simple if you solve that problem.
You break everything simple about Nostr when you solve it.
So, either Nostr is complicated as fuck to code OR this is a protocol problem.
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@ 2efaa715:3d987331
2025-03-12 15:54:22
yissssss
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@ 672fc957:869146c1
2025-03-12 15:54:19
#grownostr #zap #history
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqee0e9tl5re2cc6k32shkd5pv00ahfcz5fjf295rfxv6pjrfz3kpqy08wumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttsw43zuam9d3kx7unyv4ezumn9wshsz8thwden5te0dehhxarj9e3xjarrda5kuetj9eek7cmfv9kz7qpqexfv03srnu3fqulf503swsua33yn8jl2xdqfncul57xu3uf8x0rsmzc8hq
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-03-12 15:54:13
Welcome to Nostr! Check out my memes if you want. They're all homemade and Nostr exclusive 😁. I also post things related to: Bitcoin, Nostr, carnivore, weightlifting and anime. Feel free to follow if you like my stuff
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@ 9ce71f15:d7e780c7
2025-03-12 15:54:09
It's a small but impactful ask.
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@ 5eb3fabe:35a033cd
2025-03-12 15:54:07
We don’t ask for permission
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-12 15:53:51
👀👀
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@ 5b0183ab:a114563e
2025-03-12 15:53:34
GM Kernel
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@ 2efaa715:3d987331
2025-03-12 15:53:22
a couple of minutes?!? who is just sitting and waiting at the top of the "newest" feed for items to appear? and if they are, won't they see every new item - including the note in question - as long as they didn't start their client at the same moment the note was posted?
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-12 15:53:08
Look at that beautiful mouse hole 👀
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@ d36e8083:ac0b6bec
2025-03-12 15:53:00
They should read "The Sovereign Individual" and "The Network State."
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@ 5b0183ab:a114563e
2025-03-12 15:52:59
Morning Mav! Make it an exceptional day!
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@ 5b0183ab:a114563e
2025-03-12 15:52:39
Let’s Go! 🫡
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-12 15:52:14
🤣
You need this 👇🏾
https://media1.tenor.com/m/gk2tsNzo55oAAAAC/tom-coffee.gif
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-03-12 15:52:12
No problem fren 🫂
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@ 97c70a44:ad98e322
2025-03-12 15:52:10
Without a universal framework of meaning, you get solipsism, which is not what anyone actually believes in practice. We have reason to believe that the other person is there, and philosophy (love of knowledge) is the attempt to understand those reasons.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-12 15:52:04
it's been the most odd weather this afternoon, almost completely clear sky, but drizzle coming from thin wispy cloud overhead #maderia #boaventura
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@ 5b0183ab:a114563e
2025-03-12 15:52:04
Good Morning Brother!
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@ 5eb3fabe:35a033cd
2025-03-12 15:52:01
We’re ungovernable 🤷♀️
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@ eeb11961:b8821b9e
2025-03-12 15:51:58
Austin nostriches: NIVA at Antone’s today at SXSW.
https://m.primal.net/PdPS.jpg
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@ 74ffc51c:1d6d1856
2025-03-12 15:51:53
It is only old antminer firmware and LuxOS at this point.
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-03-12 15:51:30
People usually miss posts from slow relays. And relays are busy/offline all the time. So, I would add a second fast one.
Overtime I don't think a relay will ever be fast and store forever at the same time. They are competing architectural designs from the relay.
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-03-12 15:51:05
https://image.nostr.build/17674ec159e89fbb043284486ac6621b6d6da1e78050b53fe4a9cd91757d1fcf.gif
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-12 15:51:05
GM node!
Literally me right now
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/036/356/limmy.jpg
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@ 5eb3fabe:35a033cd
2025-03-12 15:51:01
Gm TOUM!
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@ 0e05cb33:2082a99e
2025-03-12 15:50:59
The Edge of the Woods by J.W. Beatty @OSAartists 45th Spring Exhibition 1917 http://i.imgur.com/lkIk3BG.png
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@ 11d0b667:53e00ef7
2025-03-12 15:50:58
They're fantastic, actually, lol.
https://tidal.com/track/27013399
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-03-12 15:50:53
I checked it out this morning, but you have to gamble and play games to earn and withdraw? The ones you mine, you can't withdraw?
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@ c1e6505c:02b3157e
2025-03-12 15:50:45
Art of reduction
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@ 5eb3fabe:35a033cd
2025-03-12 15:50:36
GM Brian!
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@ 9e6dce8e:543c8b7b
2025-03-12 15:50:36
We've got a set of them I'm just lazy and can't use em right without MAXIMUM FOCUS lol
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@ c1e6505c:02b3157e
2025-03-12 15:50:25
Rangefinder > SLR
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@ 97f848ad:38272911
2025-03-12 15:50:00
Yes. That's correct. We won't give you a NWC code unless you have a channel.. because Lightning needs channels!
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-03-12 15:49:58
Your Nostr reach is directly proportional to how much you invest on your Outbox relays.
Make sure your Public Outbox/Home relays are fast. If you are using a relay that takes its time to update its cache and your post takes a couple minutes to show up, most people will not see it. They have moved on to more recent posts. They will need to scroll back in time to find your post.
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@ 17f24050:52b93d95
2025-03-12 15:49:52
I approve this message...
====
Any non-citizen agitator who is leading a movement demanding civil disobedience and/or incitement to violence should be thrown out of the country. Period.
====
https://www.dossier.today/p/non-citizen-agitators-have-no-right
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@ c1e6505c:02b3157e
2025-03-12 15:49:31
Love all around fam
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@ 97f848ad:38272911
2025-03-12 15:49:16
Apologies for the disruption. Part of the fun of being early in Lightning is discovering new, undocumented issues, that nobody has found before. We're working with the best minds in Lightning currently to get the channels back online. It's a networking issue specific to an "unfortunate" interaction of two implementations Lightning protocol, that (as far as we know) was a theoretical issue that we realized could possibly happen -- but never actually seen "in the wild" before about 12 hours ago... it's not a failure of the LSP node, a hardware issue, or anything like that. Alby Hub is a pioneer and we're the biggest LSP on Alby Hub, so we have the joy of seeing the interesting/hard problems before anyone else does.
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@ c1e6505c:02b3157e
2025-03-12 15:48:58
Yooo that’s awesome. How’s been your experience using it so far?
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@ 726a1e26:861a1c11
2025-03-12 15:48:56
How about having the second relay as fallback? So only connect if first one down
As for storing your stuff forever, could be done by the first relay (especially if paid like nostr.wine ) *and* locally via Citrine or similar
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-12 15:48:49
GM ⭕️ Ryan
The coffee must flow
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-12 15:48:45
there is nothing more fascist than antifascists
there is nothing more hateful than hate haters
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-12 15:48:28
Forwarding emails is wild 🤣
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-12 15:47:31
A few poors will not be defenceless thanks to you. Respect
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@ 30ceb64e:7f08bdf5
2025-03-12 15:47:21
Strike just gave me 30k sats as a thank you for using Billpay.🚀
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@ 8fda2199:ec877ff1
2025-03-12 15:46:59
TODAY is the 5yr Anniversary
of the 2020 Covid Crash
Bitcoin dropped 40% in 1 day
S&P dropped 10%
It was the generational buying opportunity of the past decade https://image.nostr.build/377dc0575bbb4142feb498648446b0dc86c48953c699c08ff79a1a32cec14ee6.jpg
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-12 15:46:54
Sad
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-03-12 15:46:37
you just accused me of lying, how bout them apples
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@ 2efaa715:3d987331
2025-03-12 15:46:30
Nostr theme of the day today: "you're wrong because..." (just pick at random from the below and you'll be on-brand today)
- your conclusion threatens my cherished beliefs, so it can't be true
- if you're right, the world is scarier and harder than I imagined, and I don't like that idea
- if you're right, the children are in danger, so you mustn't be, to protect the children!
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-03-12 15:46:24
Thank you Leo, truly. Have a wonderful day 🫂💜🚀
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@ 9fccb4a9:4c559d08
2025-03-12 15:46:23
https://m.primal.net/PdPC.jpg
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-12 15:46:20
Smart. Even the poors need home defense
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@ e096a89e:59351479
2025-03-12 15:45:43
Might put one jar up tonight that I have on hand! Getting more pecans soon tho! nostr:note14jw7260hztfq58rwaeluhld68dmpzsalr7m0zxsvuqvt9eazaudqa8tyg5
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-12 15:45:29
☀💜 enjoy your day AK
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@ 726a1e26:861a1c11
2025-03-12 15:45:29
Congrats nostr:nprofile1qqs0dqlgwq6l0t20gnstnr8mm9fhu9j9t2fv6wxwl3xtx8dh24l4auspz4mhxue69uhkzat5dqhxummnw3erztnrdaksz9nhwden5te0d4kx26m49eex2ctv0yhxcmmv9uq3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7dj6rpa !
nostr:nevent1qqsxkke2np580fdvavrx8zpu6wkktddvnuvsct90uk7nemjz07k90jcprpmhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0qgstq4j6pk2sgaupru6l7ah9nq0dueafq356jllwcy7uzlek9yx7hlsrqsqqqqqpjg9wxz
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-03-12 15:45:23
Correct. The nsec should stay off line. Ideally out of any computer or electronic device.
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@ 4ae515ec:b9bde35b
2025-03-12 15:45:09
Already manually ran ntpd (Redcore has the KDE GUI setting to sync to internet time greyed out), and trying to access me menus on another device had the same result.
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-12 15:45:04
☀ enjoy your day Toum
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@ 726a1e26:861a1c11
2025-03-12 15:45:01
Well deserved nostr:nprofile1qqs0dqlgwq6l0t20gnstnr8mm9fhu9j9t2fv6wxwl3xtx8dh24l4auspz4mhxue69uhkzat5dqhxummnw3erztnrdaksz9nhwden5te0d4kx26m49eex2ctv0yhxcmmv9uq3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7dj6rpa - you're awesome
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@ 460c25e6:ef85065c
2025-03-12 15:44:02
Correct. 3 max:
- A fast relay for your followers to see your content fast
- A second fast relay for redundancy of the first being off-line.
- A slow relay to store everything you do forever
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-03-12 15:43:59
Are you ready for Bolchevik Spa Comrade? We have beautiful selection of rocks for you to carry. Lots of walls for you to face as well 🤭
https://media1.tenor.com/m/tKcnhoT4No8AAAAd/of-to-gulag.gif
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@ f985d309:e2599bbb
2025-03-12 15:43:44
nobody said anything about it binding anyone else.
social harmony is just living in peace with your neighbors.
i fail to see why they should require any external validity except for clinging the idea that there must be some univeral framework we should be using.
we can (and do) impose those frameworks on our neighbors who dont share our personal conscience.
but frankly its not a great solution.
it would be better for individuals themselves to develop a mature "personal conscience."
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@ ae1008d2:a166d760
2025-03-12 15:43:19
Enjoy your day cuban
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@ 726a1e26:861a1c11
2025-03-12 15:43:15
Ask nostr:nprofile1qqsyv47lazt9h6ycp2fsw270khje5egjgsrdkrupjg27u796g7f5k0spzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcprdmhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vfwde3x7tnpdenkzmnf9e3k75xqss4
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-03-12 15:43:06
I thought about this a bit, and an idea that came up as a countermeasure to an already compromised key would be a bot that can post automated messages that the nsec had been compromised and pointing followers to a new npub. It would also be able to request deletion of all subsequent notes published to relays by anyone else.
Is this something people might want to use?
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@ e2ccf7cf:26c1c8eb
2025-03-12 15:43:04
Lmfao @ LinkedIn
Truly dystopian 1984 level website
"I'm thrilled to announce I got a dead end job at government subsidized zombie corporation where I will be forwarding emails and attending zoom calls"
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@ 9ce71f15:d7e780c7
2025-03-12 15:43:00
There is no bad time to do that. 😄
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@ 738f6918:f97c18ef
2025-03-12 15:42:56
There must be a really big problem if the #Tesla needs a favor like that. 😂
nostr:nevent1qqs8n4f0lysua8r3gpx37gmpr743adlhh5rq2wuq6yw3jxf5ahnkavgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtczyztpa8q038vw5xluyhnydj5u39d7cpssvuswjhhjqj8q42jh4ul3wqcyqqqqqqg4ujy7m