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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:05:54
What did Santa Claus say after he was orange pilled?
HOdl... HOdl... Hodl...
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 21:05:46
primal algo i guess
she is a prime example of why this shit needs to end
there are others too, i'm no a big fan of darthcoin either, since he started shoving mozilla shit out there, i'm like, uh, no, mozilla is shit, bro, did you not notice?
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-04-03 21:05:40
nostr:nevent1qqs8edyhhu649hwkzlva9exjx70p77he0l3gttaqya2ndw0m9aytu9g59zazq
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@ b9e76546:612023dc
2025-04-03 21:05:07
I am missing my kiddos though 😭
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@ b9e76546:612023dc
2025-04-03 21:04:45
🤔 Am I though?
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:04:30
Yeah fuck it g'wan so.
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@ fab8ee2a:98bf1265
2025-04-03 21:04:30
appreciate this response, doesn't look like anyone wants to but amazon card for bitcoin but I could try put somehting up.
cashmail might work also, why would i want to swap on-chain coin for lightning on roborsats, couldn't i payjoin/coinjoin or whatever instead?
thanks
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-04-03 21:03:55
I thought "Love Island" was extreme, but now there's "Dating Naked" 😱
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-04-03 21:03:36
I know man 😂
Wanna have a good recommendation for a show?
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@ 32e18276:5c68e245
2025-04-03 21:03:36
My ups is too smol :(
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@ 55b92d6c:15d739f6
2025-04-03 21:03:10
Whale alert! 🐋 Someone (possibly binance.com) moved 7,609 BTC ($626M) in block 890,758 https://mempool.space/tx/35f7dc7efe91a1853e17d20f7b9412351cc8f0ebc91b3f77ff9cfacc18cb8c6f?mode=details
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:02:40
One of the episodes she greets her brother with a "Hey dildo".
This is in an office environment.
Also, civilians are in and out of the back office of this police department like it's their local pub, it's insane.
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@ 7a78fbfe:48e76288
2025-04-03 21:02:25
nostr:note1s8mn0rpl0ptrl4jn3u8przl8a4rljzqxks6sq95yg5xnjde7pats2lkzfv
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-03 21:02:24
That reminds me. I've never watched How I Met Your Mother...
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@ b9e76546:612023dc
2025-04-03 21:02:22
I don’t think we are fully there but it will be hard to know when we get there… so difficult to say.
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:02:17
The higher the walls, the more your garden dies
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 21:02:04
Robot friends!!!
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 21:01:22
Lol true
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@ dd1f9d50:06113a21
2025-04-03 21:01:15
1200w UPS and a mobile hotspot backup keep my home node up 24/7
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@ dedf91f5:54f48d54
2025-04-03 21:01:14
I pay close attention to his writings on art.
“The artist’s task is to save the soul of mankind; and anything less is a dithering while Rome burns. Because of the artists, who are self-selected, for being able to journey into the Other, if the artists cannot find the way, then the way cannot be found.”
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:01:04
I do this thing where I don't watch what everyone else is watching for like a decade and then I watch it and I go.
"Yeah it was alright."
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-04-03 21:01:00
Give it time, cockapoo's can be vicious when you get their breed wrong 😂
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-04-03 21:00:49
Yeah, it's not a deep show 😅
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:00:45
Its strpid
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:00:11
Why was the part of Debra written by a 14 year old boy?
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-04-03 20:59:58
It wasn't actually lolol
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 20:59:40
Lol, is that a Dexter joke?
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 20:59:20
i am not gonna play them against you, it's really not a subject i care that much about
i can see how it might be profitable for me to apply my mind to it but i kinda like higher targets than just feeding myself, i like to profit my peers with my actions
but poker is a fun game, nonetheless, i'm just not skilled due to no practice
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-04-03 20:59:17
Bits and pieces, a while ago.
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 20:59:12
Europe is in such a fucking flap it's unbelievable.
nostr:nevent1qqs9a07ykva32kyd00l9c5c45cealdg0h02pazlv3psv06wmhqur5lspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqntcggz30qhq60ltqdx32zku9d46unhrkjtcv7fml7jx3dh4h94nqvzqqqqqqy7yp6he
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@ ee11a5df:b76c4e49
2025-04-03 20:58:58
When you want to find a subset of events in a large database of events, but you know that subset is very large and may cause a memory problem, there are a number of strategies to deal with this situation:
1) Iterator: Redesign your fetch function as an iterator, to remember where it left off and keep giving the next Event. Then you only have one event in memory at a time. This is very trad.
2) Screen: Add a screening function to your fetch function. You usually don't actually need all those events, and the screen function can reduce the result set by a lot.
3) Reference: If those events are mmapped, you can just pass a reference to each one where it sits, with no copys, and the OS will page in the data as accessed.
Gossip uses method (2) and I'm toying around with method (1). Pocket (and therefore Chorus) use method (3).
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@ ffd375eb:4529ed08
2025-04-03 20:58:58
Yeah, I can imagine myself eating them, maybe in a salad...
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@ c9dd2f54:440aa5db
2025-04-03 20:58:54
Tree sperm. Tree sperm everywhere 🤧
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-03 20:58:52
https://npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks.blossom.band/bb06dfabfde6ca04b168ebf87b470c48b99e35953182aaff91b7e553de63c88f.jpg
nostr:nevent1qqs97grretsemal8ll93pk7f8y260k04h2exlcexsst272gn9s892vgpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qnjst6azswskk5gp3ns8r6nr8nj0qg65acu8gaa2u9yz7yszjxs9sxpqqqqqqz3m5k8k
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@ b9e76546:612023dc
2025-04-03 20:58:49
The open web is dying. Long live the open web!
nostr:nevent1qqswyln9gymq9yr9n726xmfdg70axkvc97l5z9ygwvu7dccwcnyvmsspzemhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst338qhrww3hxumnwej7t64
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@ 1afe0c74:6808e36d
2025-04-03 20:58:46
That’s awesome that you knew Terrence. I love his stuff.
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 20:58:18
The new bitwarden interface is gay. Like gay as donkey dick.
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-04-03 20:58:14
Welcome to Nostr! Check out my memes if you want. They're all homemade and Nostr exclusive 😁. I also post things related to: Bitcoin, Nostr, carnivore, weightlifting and anime. Feel free to follow if you like my stuff
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@ 1afe0c74:6808e36d
2025-04-03 20:57:58
https://m.primal.net/QDOV.jpg
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-04-03 20:57:39
Nooooooooo
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-04-03 20:57:35
Yes
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@ b9e76546:612023dc
2025-04-03 20:57:30
I honestly don’t know. Assume it’s weather related but I never got an answer
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 20:57:07
Damn
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 20:57:00
Double trouble?! Good luck lady!
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@ 7bdef7be:784a5805
2025-04-03 20:56:45
https://github.com/dtonon/sms2nostr
(the number is not active, I need to update the readme)
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-03 20:56:21
👀
https://npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks.blossom.band/bb06dfabfde6ca04b168ebf87b470c48b99e35953182aaff91b7e553de63c88f.jpg
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 20:56:16
Has anybody ever watched the show "Dexter"?
#AskNostr
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 20:55:08
*throw
What wrong with me, I can't spell.
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@ f527cf97:65e232ee
2025-04-03 20:55:05
We need a filter function in all Nostr clients that lets you filter out notes with certain text strings. I’m also not interested in seeing that nonsense on my timeline. Or worse, being notified about such notes.
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq4rtfkf2j9fhh47hs9mu5l9x7svxk0qlfqa2uukp35jtfjuhqm9fqy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46z7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qpq0kn7gax36fxzerlpwph3p0q9t9xjf6hq03szmf5d3wlhu5xj4w9s6pxj0d
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 20:54:43
20% tariffs on time effective immediatly.
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@ de8ca7a6:48050c4c
2025-04-03 20:54:42
"There were fourteen deaths related to storm surge, and they were all - and this is shocking... it really is... all of the deaths... the fourteen deaths were in the Tampa Bay area... Pinellas County, which is nowhere near the point of landfall."
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 20:54:28
People can't handle a little 20% dip? Wtf
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@ f6900e6b:9c7e939d
2025-04-03 20:54:27
Well if it knew how to help I would. Keep it up though. Same my time is constrained and family first good sir
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-04-03 20:54:04
I know somebody got the right answer, but is it a Cockapoo?
I just like saying the name 😂
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@ eda96cb9:a55c0c05
2025-04-03 20:54:01
...just ordered a couple old titles by the great Cornelius Van Til: one on _Rushdooney_ and another on _Christianity and Idealism_ (i.e., the British Hegelians).
DIS GONNA BE LIT
🤓
#Reformed #Christian #grownostr #bookstr #theology
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@ fa2e1af1:7e5f68e2
2025-04-03 20:53:57
Well put. The panic, and overconfidence, is unreal.
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@ 585244e5:c254ab78
2025-04-03 20:53:29
Considering the universal shrinkflation, you might want to reconsider”Slice”, Dan Slice
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@ df67f9a7:2d4fc200
2025-04-03 20:53:24
#bne
nostr:nevent1qqsgclzkha9zs6m2vjvuxzf70kfq44jwdwrpjcvutzearjhvk6m4xhqzyqsnx5rngqdrzrxfz7078fm7jen8zr8a7ccdlkzql9evrqazgjc66qcyqqqqqqgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxg0agpls
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@ c230edd3:8ad4a712
2025-04-03 20:53:02
Oh no... I can think of a few. My damned imagination, I hope I can keep a straight face.
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 20:52:50
Right Shumer. Raise taxes on the middle class and drive jobs out of the country with zero tariffs. I see what you are up to now.
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@ f6900e6b:9c7e939d
2025-04-03 20:52:40
Bottom one is my fav gracias mi amigo
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@ 6a02b7d5:3a13d02a
2025-04-03 20:52:21
The water falls are really cool
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@ 115a7613:67333a98
2025-04-03 20:52:03
Quick trip in The #bitmobile for repair. These air-cooled S19'"s have mined #bitcoin for a nice profit , dried mango for our bitcoin mango brand and successfully dried Paraguayan beef to make bitcoin Beef jerky. What a ride 🚀 https://i.nostr.build/R9ehxAze3yaOUUBa.jpg
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-03 20:51:41
Very nice 👊🏾
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@ b154080c:00027cc7
2025-04-03 20:51:13
People are so quick to condemn racism, but when it comes to a genocide they’re fine with that.
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@ 6a02b7d5:3a13d02a
2025-04-03 20:50:53
They just orbit
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@ a44dbc9a:b6c4bf4b
2025-04-03 20:50:29
Zaprite is great!
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 20:50:24
It is a pretty presentation though 🤷♀️
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@ 6a02b7d5:3a13d02a
2025-04-03 20:50:12
I don't need any of those lemons they can keep them, but thanks for thinking they should be mine
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@ a44dbc9a:b6c4bf4b
2025-04-03 20:50:04
🤝
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@ b75b9a31:6f3c1505
2025-04-03 20:50:03
11265342
interesting request and seems listen about it in a jp asmr before
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 20:49:29
*knot
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 20:49:19
Tie your tits in a not or through them over your shoulder like a continental soldier.
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-04-03 20:49:10
I am not an ecash wizard...
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 20:49:02
🤷♀️ time is fluid
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@ bd8aed58:cb1cdb53
2025-04-03 20:48:15
This has severely ramped up in the last few years and yes, is reaching a fever pitch.
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 20:48:12
yes, and the chaff will go to the trashbin and be incinerated
and teh first fruits are going up first
idk if you ever did any agriculture or anything but i remember stories from serbians about deda hand picking the plums to put in the first brew to make the rakija
and i've tasted that first stuff, several times, not just plums either, also grapes, and comparing the first fruits to the general mass is like night and day, if i was deda, i would only be sipping on his first fruits
you see where i'm going with this
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@ c230edd3:8ad4a712
2025-04-03 20:48:12
I'll be trying to use 'the satellite people' in my vocabulary now.
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@ 3dda4500:5776f2db
2025-04-03 20:47:59
I for one am excited to have robot friends, vendors, and companions in the future. Those not crippled by fear and illusion will prosper and have fun while staying sovereign and in control of their wealth. #Bitcoin and #nostr will help it all to function harmoniously.
#Luddites be damned.
#AI #robots #robophobia
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 20:47:54
What is this, day two of tariffs? It feels like years at this stage.
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 20:47:39
😂😂😂 you're a sweet wife for that
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@ a8171781:3562e1fc
2025-04-03 20:47:17
I was just playing with him
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 20:46:53
Goes the dynamite
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-04-03 20:46:39
nostr:nevent1qqs2tgzp85u53afamvj7t4nsjg2fs9qm3t98j43frdgsnaf0zaqctugpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtczyqalp33lewf5vdq847t6te0wvnags0gs0mu72kz8938tn24wlfze6qcyqqqqqqgjmpn5x 🧐
nostr:nevent1qqsqqqrkg8yu8ej6wxzrjvayfgvqvrruyeaylytfa73hxhkwghy0vggpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3q80cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsxpqqqqqqzu6expz
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@ 18905d0a:0b229b08
2025-04-03 20:46:22
https://media1.tenor.com/m/zigsDCcj9moAAAAd/africa-coffin.gif
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@ fc72ae4b:2b816dbe
2025-04-03 20:46:14
Yeah well he asked and I said yes, he knew what he's getting into.
Still no need to smear it in his face.🫣😆
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@ df67f9a7:2d4fc200
2025-04-03 20:45:55
A little GFY couldn’t hurt either …
https://image.nostr.build/f717dbc61dee1db96bde6efa7a2e9e7f588cb71728f1d917fe3a3f5e812a5545.jpg
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-04-03 20:45:41
nostr:nevent1qqs2tgzp85u53afamvj7t4nsjg2fs9qm3t98j43frdgsnaf0zaqctugczrk4n
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-04-03 20:45:25
I think I prefer the nos prefix to the str suffix. But maybe neither is more betterest 🤔
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@ f6900e6b:9c7e939d
2025-04-03 20:45:15
Done and thank you
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 20:45:06
Lmao 😂😂. Poor guy 🫂.
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@ f6900e6b:9c7e939d
2025-04-03 20:45:02
I was reading your write up. I don't care if you delete older stuff from me if you need to fyi
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@ efcb5fc5:5680aa8e
2025-04-03 20:44:52
The most revolutionary act might be turning off notifications for an hour each day.
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@ dc4cd086:cee77c06
2025-04-03 20:44:32
Its honestly uncanny
https://v.nostr.build/xEoak.mp4
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzphzv6zrv6l89kxpj4h60m5fpz2ycsrfv0c54hjcwdpxqrt8wwlqxqythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskuep0qydhwumn8ghj7argv4nx7un9wd6zumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcqyppx0j6x2k54lhncvggrj3g9fmywq9ns0g7ee9qr5n636mxythqhc68thae
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 20:44:23
nah, it's simple enough to explain it's the literal satan and that psychopaths are his servants
and at some point it was promised there would be a trial and an accounting and the trash would be incinerated
coming soon, very, very soon (if you call 15 years soon)
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-04-03 20:44:14
That Ian Carroll guy needs to get Jay Dyer on nostr.
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@ fc72ae4b:2b816dbe
2025-04-03 20:44:02
I can't ask mine. He'll find out that after three years of daily kettlebells my chest is still way bigger than his😆
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 20:43:59
Oh no!! I just remember her being in tears from it. The things we do for our kids even before they're born 😆💜
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@ 3f770d65:7a745b24
2025-04-03 20:43:44
I'm just rehashing something you said from two years ago 🤓
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@ 3bf0c63f:aefa459d
2025-04-03 20:42:54
Do you have an argument for it, Derekstr?