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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-03 21:21:11
I've always known 😂
https://media.tenor.com/XliqpF88pvAAAAAC/definitely-shite-smell-shite.gif
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:21:10
I blame Eisenhower
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 21:20:49
Love them! Was just telling hubs that we need to get some seeds so we can have a patch.
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@ 3bcc5632:9003d8b8
2025-04-03 21:20:46
Localised Vs Non-localised propaganda.
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@ 1afe0c74:6808e36d
2025-04-03 21:20:30
Price down.
Back to the zap mines.
Unpopular: Pee is stored in the balls.
I’ll take my free sats now please. Zap em on over at your earliest convenience.
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-04-03 21:20:29
I think you'd like it. It's got quite a colourful and extensive swearing vocabulary lol
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@ fc72ae4b:2b816dbe
2025-04-03 21:20:17
No, he's our sweet grandpa. This is his only kink, he loves rubbing against like towels and if he has no towel he'll steal a piece of clothes😵💫 The dog now "belongs" to our 4yo, who was sad his brother got a hamster. He feeds him and we walk him together. Other than that our Venouš doesn't need much, it's really low maintenance doggo. Way cheaper than a hamster too😅 https://image.nostr.build/51b9279e8fe703b356d0ff4b0a5c8ff4ffdf802c4622ffae828a16810a485475.jpg #dogstr
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@ 6389be64:ef439d32
2025-04-03 21:19:58
People trust me.
Ima trustworthy!
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:19:31
Censor yourself because your brain is a politician
https://i.nostr.build/ZhXKZ4zcAKIGiMfR.jpg
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@ 3bcc5632:9003d8b8
2025-04-03 21:19:20
Maximum brainwashing.
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:19:19
Cheers m8 appreciate the recommendation.
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@ 99bb5591:a557ca64
2025-04-03 21:19:03
#DarkNostr
https://media.tenor.com/dYnpnSgJsSkAAAAM/come-on-come-to-me.gif
nostr:nevent1qqs9g20qmt2w86rllvnpt89mk2ersyq7eac6smrue0dd205j9ctef3gpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtczypzk7h0j4gxncdxrjp4gchngs6dxv85pcyzn4hj9g23yumg0jptc7qcyqqqqqqga8cphj
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-04-03 21:18:30
No no no, that was something with a similar name lol.
The trailer is nice and mysterious, but not all that enticing maybe. Maybe it is actually. Definitely worth a watch imo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_tH-Xo5fLQ
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@ 6389be64:ef439d32
2025-04-03 21:18:10
Thank you! I am honored, sir.
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-04-03 21:17:58
Netflix is the future we are yet to experience 😂
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:17:49
The stock market:
https://i.nostr.build/4HJcFVF7QRNDgKxe.jpg
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:17:40
I think you might be onto something, but this isn't my story, it's yours.
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@ 3bcc5632:9003d8b8
2025-04-03 21:17:23
I'm so glad I haven't watched TV in years. Don't even have netflix
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 21:16:53
☹️ they can be assholes sometimes.
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:16:51
You won't believe this, but they are saying cuck me harder, even harder.
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@ fd0bcf8c:521f98c0
2025-04-03 21:16:41
Yes.
Don’t want to have an account or an app to flush a toilet.
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-03 21:16:36
Maybe I'm right then...
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:15:43
Everyone that quotes it seems to be a complete cunt, so I've never bothered.
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@ fc72ae4b:2b816dbe
2025-04-03 21:15:38
He fucked my kid's pajamas just this morning!!😩🤣🤣🤣
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@ 3c559080:a053153e
2025-04-03 21:15:33
Yeah and USD always varies. I think he does a great job of sticking to his guns, but not being afraid to venture out. His permaculture stuff, I wish I understood better and could implement
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@ b7274d28:c99628cb
2025-04-03 21:15:26
Now THAT would definitely be the cause of the issue. If Primal and noStrudel are using a field in their kind 0 notes that is not supported by other clients, updating your profile in any of those other clients won't update that field in Primal and noStrudel. They must be keeping the previous kind 0 with that field included in addition to the new kind 0 without it included, until you update your profile from a client that includes ALL of the fields, at which time they only keep that new kind 0.
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-04-03 21:15:13
Nostr has turned into Arkham Asylum!
The slop-o-meter is running amok.
Our only hope is billionaire Jack Dorsey and the masked vigilante fiatjafman
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 21:15:13
Shit...I take it all back then.
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:15:03
Because...
https://i.nostr.build/GENoHpkd9yJ9PQp8.jpg
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-03 21:14:56
https://media.tenor.com/rLlc5JZ1j6EAAAAC/man-ooh.gif
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:14:32
Is Deadwood a Dr Who thing?
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@ 3c559080:a053153e
2025-04-03 21:14:27
What not working? Just tried out breeze new service.
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@ adc14fa3:9fb535e1
2025-04-03 21:14:13
💯
https://m.primal.net/QDOz.jpg
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@ fc72ae4b:2b816dbe
2025-04-03 21:13:49
Oh I don't care for our dog.👀😅😅😅
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-04-03 21:13:43
I think it looked pretty decent. I think there's a lot of it, which would put me off.
Did you ever get into Deadwood? I remember that was pretty hyped at the time, AND it was actually good.
I believe there's only 2 seasons and I'm not sure the second one was great. So basically one season.
(I could be wrong about season 2, it's been a long time)
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:13:40
https://i.nostr.build/v3Z4LUNbWgcNCEWe.jpg
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-03 21:13:18
Qué¿
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@ 50c59a1c:6b0a027e
2025-04-03 21:13:14
Nah, it’s going into gold.
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@ fc72ae4b:2b816dbe
2025-04-03 21:12:54
I'd like something like this.
https://image.nostr.build/b571bca111999ac68b5fc7e653bfec9c1a601d0f54ce8f2567876edef814f2ff.jpg
The first cost is terrible, but after that it's pretty low maintenance and can be actually really nice decorative thing. If the ham burrows and you could see it from outside, that would be fun. But still, it's a pet for rather calm and patient people, not kids.
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@ b7274d28:c99628cb
2025-04-03 21:12:17
No, you hold the eCash. The mint is simply the issuer. It works a lot like the way USD used to back when banks could print their own reserve notes. You hold the eCash tokens yourself as a bearer instrument, and the mint holds the underlying sats.
As long as the total amount of sats they hold and total number of tokens issued matches, they are solvent. If they issue more tokens than sats... Well, someone bout to get rugged.
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:11:37
Yh that's a good point.
I think the phenomenon that you're describing is known as the "Striesand Effect" (probably spelling Barbara's name incorrectly here).
It's funny how quickly he went from being a darling of the left to an object of bitter hatred.
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@ 18483135:00cf44f6
2025-04-03 21:11:14
Welcome to Nostr!
Feel free to follow me if you like any of this: I'm a soundscape musician, write about Philosophy, Bitcoin, Nostr, Parenting, Gaming and post homemade memes.
✌️
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 21:10:57
I was just telling the hubs that you care more for your hamster than most people care for their dogs.
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@ 5b0183ab:a114563e
2025-04-03 21:10:55
nostr:nevent1qqs9g20qmt2w86rllvnpt89mk2ersyq7eac6smrue0dd205j9ctef3gpr9mhxue69uhkxmmzwfskvatdvyhxxmmd9aex2mrp0yuzq2v7
https://m.primal.net/QDOr.mp4
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@ 18483135:00cf44f6
2025-04-03 21:10:49
Welcome to Nostr, Chimera.
Feel free to follow me if you like any of this: I'm a soundscape musician, write about Philosophy, Bitcoin, Nostr, Parenting, Gaming and post homemade memes.
✌️
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:10:46
Reactions > Likes
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-04-03 21:10:39
Late stage capitalism FTW.
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@ 6f499185:aa8fea05
2025-04-03 21:10:25
Un votante trumpista me decía tras la victoria que los #aranceles iban a ser sólo para castigar a los empresarios de #EEUU que trasladaban la producción fuera para seguir vendiendo en EEUU pero con mayor ganancia. Sí, sí...
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@ 516add19:e697c014
2025-04-03 21:10:12
I guess we don't know why though right? Wonder what happened.
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@ 18483135:00cf44f6
2025-04-03 21:09:43
Welcome to Nostr!
Feel free to follow me if you like any of this: I'm a soundscape musician, write about Philosophy, Bitcoin, Nostr, Parenting, Gaming and post homemade memes.
✌️
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@ fc72ae4b:2b816dbe
2025-04-03 21:09:40
https://image.nostr.build/9d4de6bec9c182ae03d809e07664ee41464571fabe1e2637604e3795276ed317.jpg I started taking him out of the cage and he's super happy with it. Our bathtub is full of random junk just so he can explore there👀😅
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@ ee6ea13a:959b6e74
2025-04-03 21:09:37
#onlydans 🙌
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@ fab8ee2a:98bf1265
2025-04-03 21:09:32
i jhust realised you could also do cash deposit at a bank - don't need id for that - but cameras in the bank might give u away, but don't think id be concerned of that level of having myseld doxxd
just looking to stack a side stack that's away from txmans IRS eyes
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@ 18483135:00cf44f6
2025-04-03 21:09:25
Welcome to Nostr!
Feel free to follow me if you like any of this: I'm a soundscape musician, write about Philosophy, Bitcoin, Nostr, Parenting, Gaming and post homemade memes.
✌️
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@ 23218315:9866f2ed
2025-04-03 21:08:54
he's tried both
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@ 18483135:00cf44f6
2025-04-03 21:08:40
Welcome to Nostr!
Feel free to follow me if you like any of this: I'm a soundscape musician, write about Philosophy, Bitcoin, Nostr, Parenting, Gaming and post homemade memes.
✌️
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 21:08:39
why i'm red flagged on mozilla is because they don't let you disable widevine DRM
just go check it
they don't let you disable it
oh, turn it off, sure, but it nags you every time a page wants to load that horseshit
really
and what made me mad about this whole shit was
it was blocking my goddamn screenshots of web browser pages
it's like
BITCH WHO THE FUCK OWNS MY FUCKING SCREEN BITCH
no, i'm not ok with that
the results were some bullshit repeating bytes that hid all the data
and i was like
hey, bro, that's my screen, you can't tell me what i can't capture off my screen
i can take a photo, bitch
and if i can't just use the OS screenshot tool, then there is a BIG PROBLEM HERE MY DEAR
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@ 18483135:00cf44f6
2025-04-03 21:08:33
Welcome to Nostr!
Feel free to follow me if you like any of this: I'm a soundscape musician, write about Philosophy, Bitcoin, Nostr, Parenting, Gaming and post homemade memes.
✌️
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@ 18483135:00cf44f6
2025-04-03 21:08:18
Cool. Fellow musician here, following and checking out your stuff when I got the time.
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-04-03 21:07:57
It's real:
https://i.nostr.build/JYxSup7jaoSxzQU9.jpg
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 21:07:49
Just look at that sweet face 🥹.
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@ 23218315:9866f2ed
2025-04-03 21:07:29
wow put me in the screencap father gleason
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@ 8867bed9:13664450
2025-04-03 21:07:27
Indeed it is..
I do see this could eventually be an auto goal for EU.
If Elon plays his cards well and use his reach and starts some sort of tweet battle and campaign about the dystopian EU things and policies happening and happened in Europe during last 4/5 years (something like Twitter files things).. in every Media they are demonizing him so much that they are risking to obtain the opposite result..
Don't know, just looking forward in the future some possible scenarios.. a 1billion dollar fine is just laughable.
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:07:15
Thanks man, i'm not too hot on anime, but I don't ever rule it out either.
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@ 880f9671:9c4336ce
2025-04-03 21:06:59
https://image.nostr.build/6004724dd83a5eb01b821e0a80c9496809aadfd7089b1c3241b705cfecf8d0f7.gif
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-04-03 21:06:34
Has main stream TV come to this?
Dating Naked - MTV
https://i.nostr.build/JYxSup7jaoSxzQU9.jpg
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@ 18483135:00cf44f6
2025-04-03 21:06:34
Welcome to Nostr!
Feel free to follow me if you like any of this: I'm a soundscape musician, write about Philosophy, Bitcoin, Nostr, Parenting, Gaming and post homemade memes.
✌️
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@ fc72ae4b:2b816dbe
2025-04-03 21:06:21
I love it. Even that you feel it's high, I didn't notice you straining your voice. Nice.👌
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:06:20
Disinformaton is whatever is inconvienient for the Eurocrats.
That's not a glowing endorsement of Elon, that's just what it is.
They are at loggerheads or whatever you call it.
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:05:54
What did Santa Claus say after he was orange pilled?
HOdl... HOdl... Hodl...
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 21:05:46
primal algo i guess
she is a prime example of why this shit needs to end
there are others too, i'm no a big fan of darthcoin either, since he started shoving mozilla shit out there, i'm like, uh, no, mozilla is shit, bro, did you not notice?
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-04-03 21:05:40
nostr:nevent1qqs8edyhhu649hwkzlva9exjx70p77he0l3gttaqya2ndw0m9aytu9g59zazq
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@ b9e76546:612023dc
2025-04-03 21:05:07
I am missing my kiddos though 😭
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@ b9e76546:612023dc
2025-04-03 21:04:45
🤔 Am I though?
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:04:30
Yeah fuck it g'wan so.
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@ fab8ee2a:98bf1265
2025-04-03 21:04:30
appreciate this response, doesn't look like anyone wants to but amazon card for bitcoin but I could try put somehting up.
cashmail might work also, why would i want to swap on-chain coin for lightning on roborsats, couldn't i payjoin/coinjoin or whatever instead?
thanks
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-04-03 21:03:55
I thought "Love Island" was extreme, but now there's "Dating Naked" 😱
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-04-03 21:03:36
I know man 😂
Wanna have a good recommendation for a show?
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@ 32e18276:5c68e245
2025-04-03 21:03:36
My ups is too smol :(
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@ 55b92d6c:15d739f6
2025-04-03 21:03:10
Whale alert! 🐋 Someone (possibly binance.com) moved 7,609 BTC ($626M) in block 890,758 https://mempool.space/tx/35f7dc7efe91a1853e17d20f7b9412351cc8f0ebc91b3f77ff9cfacc18cb8c6f?mode=details
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:02:40
One of the episodes she greets her brother with a "Hey dildo".
This is in an office environment.
Also, civilians are in and out of the back office of this police department like it's their local pub, it's insane.
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@ 7a78fbfe:48e76288
2025-04-03 21:02:25
nostr:note1s8mn0rpl0ptrl4jn3u8przl8a4rljzqxks6sq95yg5xnjde7pats2lkzfv
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@ deab79da:88579e68
2025-04-03 21:02:24
That reminds me. I've never watched How I Met Your Mother...
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@ b9e76546:612023dc
2025-04-03 21:02:22
I don’t think we are fully there but it will be hard to know when we get there… so difficult to say.
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:02:17
The higher the walls, the more your garden dies
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@ ba18b654:48c19046
2025-04-03 21:02:04
Robot friends!!!
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@ 7ed7d5c3:6927e200
2025-04-03 21:01:22
Lol true
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@ dd1f9d50:06113a21
2025-04-03 21:01:15
1200w UPS and a mobile hotspot backup keep my home node up 24/7
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@ dedf91f5:54f48d54
2025-04-03 21:01:14
I pay close attention to his writings on art.
“The artist’s task is to save the soul of mankind; and anything less is a dithering while Rome burns. Because of the artists, who are self-selected, for being able to journey into the Other, if the artists cannot find the way, then the way cannot be found.”
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:01:04
I do this thing where I don't watch what everyone else is watching for like a decade and then I watch it and I go.
"Yeah it was alright."
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@ e83b66a8:b0526c2b
2025-04-03 21:01:00
Give it time, cockapoo's can be vicious when you get their breed wrong 😂
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@ f9c88387:a44ce612
2025-04-03 21:00:49
Yeah, it's not a deep show 😅
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@ c1e9ab3a:9cb56b43
2025-04-03 21:00:45
Its strpid
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 21:00:11
Why was the part of Debra written by a 14 year old boy?
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-04-03 20:59:58
It wasn't actually lolol
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 20:59:40
Lol, is that a Dexter joke?
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@ 4c800257:b47e3b2f
2025-04-03 20:59:20
i am not gonna play them against you, it's really not a subject i care that much about
i can see how it might be profitable for me to apply my mind to it but i kinda like higher targets than just feeding myself, i like to profit my peers with my actions
but poker is a fun game, nonetheless, i'm just not skilled due to no practice
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@ 9ca0bd74:4052340b
2025-04-03 20:59:17
Bits and pieces, a while ago.
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@ 1c9dcd8f:1852f704
2025-04-03 20:59:12
Europe is in such a fucking flap it's unbelievable.
nostr:nevent1qqs9a07ykva32kyd00l9c5c45cealdg0h02pazlv3psv06wmhqur5lspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqntcggz30qhq60ltqdx32zku9d46unhrkjtcv7fml7jx3dh4h94nqvzqqqqqqy7yp6he
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@ ee11a5df:b76c4e49
2025-04-03 20:58:58
When you want to find a subset of events in a large database of events, but you know that subset is very large and may cause a memory problem, there are a number of strategies to deal with this situation:
1) Iterator: Redesign your fetch function as an iterator, to remember where it left off and keep giving the next Event. Then you only have one event in memory at a time. This is very trad.
2) Screen: Add a screening function to your fetch function. You usually don't actually need all those events, and the screen function can reduce the result set by a lot.
3) Reference: If those events are mmapped, you can just pass a reference to each one where it sits, with no copys, and the OS will page in the data as accessed.
Gossip uses method (2) and I'm toying around with method (1). Pocket (and therefore Chorus) use method (3).